23 Times People Completely Missed the Joke

The internet isn't a kind place to simple people. There's so much tone and nuance involved with posting online. Which means there's ample opportunity for weak-minded brainlets to completely miss the cunning wit of trolls and jokesters. Reddits r/woosh boasts an impressive archive of these instances of woeful stupidity, allowing big brained individuals to laugh at the misfortunes of the inferior. We've put together some of their more recent offerings of schadenfreude, but be sure to smash the subscribe button to stay up to date with the constant influx of dumbness. 

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Dog - This poor dog was born blind, but thanks to new medical technology he's finally able to see his owner for the first time ImAPvssy 3h Thats just ham Reply Vote

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Adventure game - People who can speak English, American, Canadian and Australian Bilingual people 23.1k 346 t Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL FatSackOfDepression • 3m American isn't a language we use english. Dilo Danl.. Add a comment

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Text - ul Verizon 1:50 PM 1 90% r/memes ... Umar Akmal @Umar96Akmal Yesterday i saw a book called 'How to solve your 50% problems' so i bought two books. 09:38 pm. 15 Aug 18 Yeah, this is big brain time. Vote Share BEST COMMENTS V MysteryMan04501 • 39m If you cut your problems in half, you have 50% now. Get rid of half of that, you get 25%. This percentage will never hit absolute zero Add a comment 2.

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Text - r/Tinder Posted by u/dixichain • 19h • i.redd.it she stopped replying afterwards Emily, are u a nice person or a good person or neither? Today 18:06 mostly a good person but I can be a bad girl in some situations ts ts someone needs a spanking degrade me you matched with me, it doesnt get any more degrading Sent 1 1 1 14.0k 192 Share Award BEST COMMENTS - zeekblitz |• 18h I actually lol'd. Say Happy Cake Day! Reply 931 TayKsAttourney • 17h • happy cake day PixelatedMike 9h Should it be lo

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Text - E O r/comedyhomicide I'm having some trouble seeing the joke here Among us added color blind suppört Everyone liked that 38 Share BEST COMMENTS BGumbel · 3h If there is no joke why did you post it?

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Text - Posted by u/EpicEnter8 24 days ago 20 Romans noo OC Romans when they invent barbarians: Share Save O Hide 96% Upvoted 4 Comments woyzec Still salty about Carthage They did not "invent“ them. 24 days ago + Reply Give Award Share Report Save

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Footwear - SP19 AIR JORDAN IHIGN OG TOP1 SNEAKERS SPA DAN IHIGH OG top1sneakers bit.ly C 31 1 Share Award SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL DuncanDixon . 4h The T is off and the 1 looks faded Edit ... cwbstl2 · 2m That's how they're supposed to look. I just looked at my retails

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Electronics - TOTAL TASKS Micha bel I was at admin cleaning vents dre ur acting sus dre not task Micha bel I was cleaning vents so it dont stink dre becuase u jump out vera Micha bel You dont koowa joke venual In: 4s

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Text - 8:27 1 r/memes •.. 21 29 20 S 23 21 26 1 60.6k 394 Share Award SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL Rwoosh-if-gay 5h Why would you do that you would chop off your finger?!?!?! Edit 6. ClumsyCorgi_ • 5h R/wooooosh -5 Rwoosh-if-gay, 5h Look at my name ImmortalZeki · 5h I feel like you're the one who got wooooshed That_one_pizza_lover · 1h · Mods Are Nice People r/itswooooshwith4os Vote Add a comment

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Gun - r/HolUp please be checking your kids candy. i found this in a twix 1 17 + 7 Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL gyuujnserty · madlad • 6m That's a toy gun Reply

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Text - r/MandJTV u/Jokerdubey · 9h • i.redd.it I made castform appropriately sized. It is based on a water molecule after all :D 120 16 1 Share Award BEST COMMENTS mastermasony · 8h · Baddy bad to the bone This took me a minute I thought there was an actual picture Reply BlueShadow1661 · 1h Shadow Storm same. I think we both wooshed there Vote CaptainStaraptor • Now Yeah that makes 3 of us O r/woosh

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Photo caption - M PUnderaged CE girls Biden Liked by iż ´u and others View all 221 comments it's literally trump in the picture bruh Posted in r/TheRightCantMeme O reddit

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Canidae - r/HolUp u/Ofeminem0· 44m · i.redd.it I like big eyes This poor dog was born blind, but thanks to new medical technology he's finally able to see his owner for the first time Vote 1 Share Award Y BEST COMMENTS V Juicestain22· 40m Those look like two different dogs. The first one looks like he has deli ham on his head covering his eyes Reply JeanNewKid • Im · r/woosh

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Text - 10:53 舞 17% r/AskReddit Posted by u/hunter-da-hammah1•39m What if your nuts grew a little more full of cum every 5 minutes, and if they got too big they exploded? Vote 10 Share Award SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL MemerMan1324 2: 34m Pee is stored in the balls, not cum 6 Reply hunter-da-hammah1 · 28m Piss is stored in the bladder. Cum is produced and stored in the balls. Vote Add a comment

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Text - davidbcohen · 2h Good think they had the foresight to install a metal safety net. Reply BrianC97 - 58m That's not a safety net. It's rebar used to make the concrete stronger. Vote probaseball512 Now r/woosh 1 1 4 CsgoFatboy 56m Woosh ...

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Food - 15 nx10in. 1.5k 99 1 Share Award SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL 36m What's the difference between chick peas and garbanzo beans? I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on me... Edit Garbanzo is the spanish word for chick peas. Vote

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Text - 4h IDK this hitler guy sounds like a good guy I think I could vote for him if he ran for president Reply 371 3h I admire the man that killed Hitler 18 3h As I know, Hitler committed suicide. So you admire Hitler. O 1 2 Ben_Dover1898 3h r/woosh

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Text - The spread of Corona virus is based on two factors. 1. How dense the population is. 2. How dense the population is. You wrote the same thing twice... what's the other one? Like Reply 1w

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Text - r/Jokes u/leemuel01 • 5h Why did the cold war end? Funny Because of global warming! 5 Share BEST COMMENTS enchantrem • 5h Umm... no. The Cold War ended because the USSR had no relationship with China. Reply PhoenixwOlf • Now r/woooosh Reply ...

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Organism - Girls complaining you don't pick up on their signals Their signals What is the meme i only see forest Edit 1 21 martigf38 · 2d fucking blind man PIC•COLLAGE

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Text - 7:13 ... r/BobsBurgers u/Yeethanos · 1h Anyone remember the name of the chef of the burger restaurant in the show? Questions/comments I forget I was wondering Vote 4 Share BEST COMMENTS noyoujump · 1h His name is Bob Burger! Just kidding, I have no idea. Are you talking about the episode where they caught Teddy eating at the new fancy burger place? Reply Vote Yeethanos • Now r/woosh pointsaresingular · 1h Are...are we talking about Bob Belcher? I'm a little confused. Reply Vote Yeethanos

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Text - Nookoh1 • 4h Idk bro. If she's going to roll back the rights of my fellow citizens, especially those of minority groups, the least I can do is objectify her. I'm just glad she's actually hot because I am really sick of jerking it to Mitch McConnell. 63 ThuliumNice · 4h Xyranthis • 4h SongZhenLi2003 · 4h First of all wtf. Objectifying women is wrong even if it's a detestable woman you're objectifying because by objectifying her, you're implicitly stating that her, and by extension all wome

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Text - ArcticAmoeba56 • 15h I love US English, it's cute. Animedjinn · 15h Ok, let's not patronize. You can do that to the Canadians lol. 13 blahs44 · 15h Canadians use British English Animedjinn · 15h The joke was not about the math/s anymore, it was about the monarchy. Never mind

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