32 Priceless Posts & Petty Complaints From 'The Best Of Nextdoor'

'When neighbors start talking, good things happen.' What might have seemed like a sensible slogan at the time, now feels more like the punchline to the fantastic accidental comedy of Nextdoor. We're eternally grateful for Twitter account @bestofnextdoor, who does a killer job documenting all the hilarious little moments that happen on the app and would otherwise stay in that context. Sometimes it's fun to elevate the minutiae and pettiness of everyday life. We' sure got a few chuckles out of this batch of Nextdoor gems. 

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Product - Urgent alert: Could everyone be quiet for a few... Today at 9:11 PM John Mt. Pleasant Could everyone be quiet for a few days? I need to catch up on sleep.

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Rectangle - M harassment cat for the past 3 weeks a cat had been following me on my daily walks. I'm worried that the owner may have trained the cat to follow people and Rob them when they get home. 51 min ago >

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Rectangle - VI LOST O 2ek Flags. On my 2 1/2 miles with my dog I saw a grand total of 13 American flags flying. I was hoping to see more. Posted in General to 52 neighborhoods Your emojis are the Liberian flag. 25 min ago Thank Reply

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Rectangle - Please help. I'mout of butter. please drop a stick at the corner of between 2 and 4 am today(Sunday) I don't want to meet people,l don't want new friends,I just need butter.Butter is important to me. and Nov 24 Thank Comment

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Font - Nikki 3 Kirkstall Dog Hi al Random question but does anyone have a daschund I might be able to have my picture taken with please? Posted on 15 Jan 17 to Kirkstall Thank Reply Suzie Kirkstall · 15/01/2017 Sorry can't help - but I really want to know the story behind this O Nikki Kirkstall - 15/01/2017 Hi Suzie I'd really like a daschund of my own and would like a picture taken with one to put on my goal board to make visualising it a bit easier x Nat Kirkstall - 01/02/2017 Thought l'd help

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Rectangle - NEXTDOOR now Top post: Covid Hey, out of curiosity, does any one know when Covid ends?

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Facial expression - Patrick 13 hr ago Shut up Hi neighbors. I'm Patrick. Posted in General to 30 neighborhoods

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Rectangle - John J |6 hr ago URGENT. HELP! MY SON VISITED AND BLOCKED FOX ON MY TV. I DONT TRUST L DIGITAL OR ANY OF THE ITUNES. FOX IS ALL THATS ALLOWED IN THIS HOUSEHOLD. HOW CAN I UNBLOCK FOX? I TOLD MY SON IM TAKING HIM OUT OF THE WILL!

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Font - i found a can of beans. they are of the Bush's brand, Bush's Best to be exact. they were found on Marion Place, last night. if you lost a can of beans, tell me what kind/flavor they are and you can come pick them up from me. i really can't keep them. i have too many beans already. Nov 28 in Lost & Found to Edgewood View or reply Thank Private message

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Gesture - your laundry fails A lovely walk with the little doggie this New Year's Day, early morning, crisp fresh air and turn a corner to the cheap, cloying scent of dryer sheets being vented outside--please folks--just disgusting -bad smells are pollution Posted 22h ago to Haller Lake and 18 nearby Haller Lake · 21h ago Adam Are you honestly complaining about the scent of someone doing their laundry?

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Font - Stephany| First Addition · 6d ago fireworks Please be advised that I will call 911 when street fireworks begin. Posted 6d ago to First Addition and 30 nearby Thank Reply O 11 Q18

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Product - Tara Hampton Ridge Happy New Year Happy New Year neighbors. Wishing everyone a joyous night, but please keep your four legged neighbors in mind. They do not understand that fireworks and other devises are not going to hurt them. They easily stress and can become very sick. Thank you for your time and consideration. NEW YEAR! НАРPY NEW YEAR! 2d ago · 67 neighborhoods in Recommendations Kathryn |Hampton Ridge Just now Sorry to hear about your horses Tara; however, I do not feel very bad

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Food - Rare plant growing from tennis ball $50 · O95827-3564 MESSAGE Tennis ball left in rain, growing unknown plant. Come and buy it and keep growing it. Maby you'l have a tree one day or rose you never know

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Font - Merry Christmas/French Toast. Merry Christmas Neighbors! I am going to need some French toast this morning (party of 1). Does anyone know of a good place that is open today? Thank you in advance. |La Brea - Beverly YOU NEED FRENCH TOAST THIS MORNING???? WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU?..ME ME ME, RIGHT? HAVEN'T YOU GOT ANYTHING MORE INTELLIGENT TO THINK ABOUT? GOOD GOD!!!!

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Brown - Dear "Neighbor" You just moved into this neighborhood a year ago, and I wanted to give you time to correct this problem on your own, but you are apparently too Inconsiderate to do so. Every day this week, when weather has been nice and windows are open, you proceed to let your small child run free in your backyard and laugh and giggle and carry on without end. This is very disruptive for my two dogs and my bird who sits next to the window and like to look into your yard. Perhaps you coul

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Rectangle - Crazy guinea pigs Yesterday at 10:47 PM Reserve at Spring Meadows To the owners of the guinea pigs who keep running around the snow please round them up we've had enough thank you Dec 17 in Lost & Found to 28 neighborhoods

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Rectangle - NEXTDOOR 2:17 PM Trending Post What is wrong with people?

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Rectangle - Arguments? Anyone have anything new we can argue about? l'm tired of politics and pandemic stuff. Anyone maybe have some strong opinions on the best actor to play Batman, or if any band was more important than The Beatles? Anything? Posted in General to 42 neighborhoods

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Bird - Used baby carriage or stroller Looking for a used baby carriage or stroller, any condition would work, it's for my pet duck so I can bring her along when I walk my dog. Thanks for lookin out!

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Rectangle - Ryan Addison Tipping on rent When paying rent, what is customary to tip the landlord/leasing company? I've found 15% of my rent is a number l'm comfortable with and have gone as high as 25% during holiday seasons. Posted 1d ago to Addison and 53 nearby

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Font - Natalie High View Park · 1 hr ago Taco Bell the Terrible! We went across the street from our neighborhood to the new Taco Bell on Lee Hwy. to buy our family food. We buy a bunch of food and I grab about 15-20 sauce packets for our order. Suddenly a man sitting and eating yells at me to leave sauces for other customers and that I've taken too much. I was literally shocked. So I respond, who the heck are you? He yells and says he's the owner and that I have too many sauces. I tell him it's

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Product - Grant High View Park 32 min ago Thank Reply M Michael |Leeway Overlee No offense but 20 sauce packets is taking more than your fair share. 2 hr ago Thank Reply Robin & Geoff Yorktown no offense but you're wrong? come on. for starters, we don't have the relevant facts - how much food and how much purchased. for seconds, what were they going to do with the sauces other than eat them? Sell them and make there fortune? 52 min ago Thank Reply Jason Waycroft - Woodlawn What's the proper fair

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Automotive tire - ring.com gG2019 0221:14 MST • Safety O 2.6 miles away Did anyone lose 2-4 Dogs? Can someone identify and pick up these dogs please. They're eating our plants. I thought someone was breaking into my window. 3 days aqo 14 46 1906 Views

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Product - Need to Vent Ok I just NEED to vent. I have had ENOUGH! I will never help anyone again. EVER! Either I'm too kindhearted, too stupid or too gullible! Out of the kindness of my heart and because it was so cold out yesterday, I took a man into my home. I felt so sorry for him. Poor thing was trembling out in the cold. This morning he just vanished. Not a word, not even "goodbye" or "thank you" for sheltering him! The last straw? I realized he had pee'd all over the living room floor! Lik

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Rectangle - n NEXTDOOR 5m ago Top post: Small black cat Just farted across spring garden on 16th toward CCP

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Rectangle - Allen, Tx. Yesterday at 9:56 PM • = Apologies to anyone who might have just witnessed a lady running down an alley in her underwear yelling Bologna My doggy escaped I PANICKED

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Plant - Christmas Reindeers moved last night Woke up this morning to see our Christmas Reindeers moved last night? Posted 4d ago to Lennar Park and 36 nearby

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Wood - Pink Depression Glass Whore Derves Server MESSAGE $20 Pink Depression Glass Whore Derves Server

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Font - Snow penis At 5:45 AM I saw and heard some people in my front yard and saw that they appeared to be making a snowman. I thought fine and let them have their fun. Until I saw this morning that they actually were making a snow penis. Whoever you are, you are as tacky as you are inconsiderate. And stay off of my property.

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Rectangle - Orvis River Place I just had sex with pauls wife View or reply Thank Private message

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Font - NEXTDOOR 2m ago Trending Post DISGUSTED WITH KEVIN

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