40 Times Wrong Number Texts Resulted In Comedy

Ever miss the joyous rush of receiving a phone call from an angry, confused, or non-English speaking person on your landline? Or was life that boring before the advent of high speed internet and cell phones? Either way, while these wrong number texts lack the absurd satisfaction of getting an angry or confused call from a stranger, they're still packed with excellent and unintentional humor. Can we get an 'F' in the comments for the poor lads who snagged fake numbers? They deserve our respect. 

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Text - You s t.. I hate ur guts.. u ave ruined my lyf. y did u ave 2 sleep wiv my man?? we was soo happy tilu came along ( your dead iflcu. *sighs* ok where shall I begin. your* you* have* life*why* you* have to with* until* you're* see* you* Gosh did you even go to school? WTF?? Who do YOU think YOU are? Your dead meat bi h:© You're** F K YOU BI

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Text - Hey baby im jus chillin if you wanna come over.. She gave you the wrong number brotha Read 2:48 PM FLk

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Text - Hey mate my names Mario, just wanted to know if I could come and take a look at the car you have for sale ? After 5pm is good for me, when r u available? Cheers I should be should be available after 6 tomorrow 19/10/2011 9:31 PM Good night beautiful can not wait to have u in my arms love n miss u heaps Хохох Look man l'm just interested in the car.

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Text - Nov 20, 2012, 1:43 PM Wrong number. Yep. My bad

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Text - Heyy girl Paige gave me ya number send me the pic ! This one? OMG WRONG NUMBER BUT AHAHHАНАНАА THAT JUST MADE MY DAY Glad to be of service

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Text - Who's this? why Are you a boy or girll I'm a grill What's yourr name? :) George foreman I thought u were a girl? no, im a grill Oh

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Canidae - Who this Who is this Aug 4, 2013, 1:58 PM Stop sending me pictures of a cat

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Text - Hey Sophie! :D Who is this? Lol you gave me your number no more than five minutes ago. I think she gave you the wrong number... Ouch I KNOW THAT FEEL BRO

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Face - Jesica Jessica? Do I look like a Jessica? Delivered

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Text - This is the standard cable This is a standard cat. Who is this? Delivered Hahahaha wrong person, nice cat!

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Bald eagle - hey are you free on Tuesday? I want to see a movie or something damn right i'm free this is america

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Text - Aug 5, 2011 8:55 PM Your father just died Took him long enough, he's been buried since 1994 You're a ruder , all you had to say was wrong number No, YOU are the rude a if someone's dad dies they deserve an actual phone call, not an F'n text

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Text - < Messages (347) Contac Everyone thinks you suck I think you have a wrong number James? Nope. Andrew well you probably suck too

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Text - Hey girl it's Melanie from old navy could you take my 4:45-9 shift tonight? Yea l'd love to take your hours Yay thanks you're the best! Aug 23, 2011 16:00 Btw you have the wrong number, you should probably get ready for work...

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Text - Jul 29, 2012 12:16 PM Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. You have the wrong number. I don't know that baby.

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Text - iMessage Today 7:39 PM Hey dr park this is matt from the lab, i have an outpatient vascular here with an external iliac occlusion with cold foot pain and numbness that started 3 days ago what should i do with her Hi this is Hannah I think you have the wrong number but I googled it and I'm pretty sure u need to put a stent in her left radial artery, best of luck Matt! Delivered Today 12:04 AM Sorry, wrong number Hannah. she ended up actually getting a stent. Took about 3 hours longer for t

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Web page - 03 AM +1 (229) 400-1168 O 130 come on and see us. We are at the hospital. Having a baby today! She has dilated to between 5-6. Ttyl see you soon +1 (229) 220-3300 Today 9:04 AM Congrats lol but I think someone got the wrong number +1 (229) 400-1168 Q Search I accidentally text a message about Mark and Lindsey having a baby to a number I had in my phone for someone else which now belongs to Mr. Dennis Williams and he and his brother came by to visit us and brought the baby a gift! What

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Photography - ( Messages Sending... Details PU RED iMessage

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Text - Text Message Apr 13, 2012 8:54 PM Why did you break up with Dani? Cuz she tried licking my b thole one time and you know homie don't play that sh. Ohh. Woww. Lmao Hahahaha l'm jk you got the wrong number

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Face - Thanksgiving dinner is at my house on Nov. 24 at 3:00pm. Let me know if you're coming. Hope to see you all. Of course that includes Amanda O & Justin. UE GN THINK Who is those.. SPEAK O Your grandma MIND Grandma? Can I have a picture OPEN O Of who? You lol You not my grandma Can I still get a plate tho? Of course you can. That's what grandma's do..feed every one iMessage 田

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Text - Mom wants you to call her 6:20 PM Who is this 8:51 PM Andrea 10:22 PM Wrong number and you got me in an unnecessary 30 min conversation with my mother so thank you for that. 10:23 PM

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Product - Wrong number Wait I want one This number was listed as a vets office I take good care of dogs For free No No one needs 7 dogs You are being selfish

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Product - Text Message Today 1:34 PM Can you text me some pics of me that you have in your phone we took that night Who is this? Dorothy Good times.

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Text - I'm in love with you To whom do I owe the pleasure? I must have the wrong number is this not Ashley? No...but don't let that stop you from loving me. I'm worth it. Lol send me a picture

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Text - U know I kinda like u to 3:34PM Me? MMS 3:39PM Nooooo 3:40PM

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Text - Hey Mary, need to come in for a hair cut. Let me know a time. Thanks, Jeff Will either if these styles work for you? Ahh no Then you should probably call Mary instead

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Text - Yo is this kelsi? It's brian No this is Jake from State Farm. What ru wearing jake from state farm Uh. Khakis? Well u sound hideous Yo jake my girlfriend cheated on me. am I covered? You're covered Brian! We will replace your girlfriend with a newer model. Sweet but will my rates go up The only thing going up is your future, bro.

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Selfie - Messages Details Text Message Today 8:18 AM Hey it's Person ima be in City for an eye appt today u know of any Where you getting your eye appointment? Location What time? It's at Time were like ten miles to Nearby Town Well, I don't know who you're looking for, but l'll meet you there with my dog essage Send

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Text - Hey rachyl do you remember me it's tajlea Hey rachyl do you remember me it's tajlea Wrong number Whats your number then Whats your number then

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Batman - Hey Ricky it's robin. Any chance you could come In at 230 today? HI RICKY ITS ROBIN. ANY CHANCE YOU COU LO WRONG NUMBER! COME IN AT 230 TODAY?

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Text - Hi Tesha! Sorry I have missed your calls... We are going to skip the princess camp cause we signed bailey up for a few other things That's okay. I'm not the princess camp type anyways. Wrong number. iMessage Send

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Face - Sunday 12:29 PM Good afternoon Who is this Wrong number guy, sorry Tony from the bar last night Deliverec

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Washing - Hey, this is anthony from bread co are you coming to work today? Yes When? You know... Whenever. 'll get there. Scheduled at 4, kinda need you now!

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Product - iMessage Yesterday 11:48 PM Today 9:06 AM Read 9:36 AM

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Facial hair - Hi Wendy how are you and your girls Ok i will b there in a bit thank you IMessage Gonna have to cancel-- I'm eating a late lunch. Although, you're probably wanting to meet with Wendy and not me, huh? I ain't never been called Wendy before. Sent as Text Message iMessage Fri, Jul 31, 5:54 PM Hey this is the cake i ordered for my nephew it was 35.00 Looks great! Delivered Na i can go later miss you guys Sorry Keep getting number wrong

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Graduation - Congrats! We're at the zoo. Text Message

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Face - 00 AT&T ? 7:34 PM @49% p00 AT&T ? 7:34 PM @49% Messages Contac Messages Conta Numba Nd Told Me To Hit Her Up I'm jk it's Tinal e Aye Tinae Who You With? HahaHaha S I Didnt Think You'd FIWith Me Like Dat! Want Something To Keep You Satisfied For The Night? Hey man. Just with my cat Wtf Man You Ain't Tina Hahahah Wtf You Know A Tina? Still me man sorry Delivere No.. She gave you the wrong WTF MAN! number dude How Many Cats You Got Bro Wtf Bro She Gave Me Your I IMessage Sen IMessage Ser

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Text - I think i have the wrong number TODAY 21:13 I just thought id should tell you. Youre boyfriend made me pregnant 20:44 a Messages you send to this chat and calls are now secured with end-to-end encryption. Tap for more info. Oh no! Which boyfriend? 20:45 / What do you mean which boyfriend? this is serious! 2113 20:46 Im sorry 21:13 This is very serious! But you're gonna have to give me a little more to go on here. Well not as sorry as Sam's going to be 20:47 / 21:14 Samuel! Sam knocked me

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Adaptation - H+ AT&T Me: Messages (2) I think you had the wrong number Yesterday, 12:38 PM Yesterday, 12:14 PM t

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Text - Friday, August 9, 2019 Hey would you like to go to the game tonight it won't you free hot dog & soda 17:08 I would love to go to the game tonight! Sadly I think you have the 17:09 wrong number. :( No I don't we went to the game together Pretty sure we didn't get 17:16 together. 17:12 MMS What game did we go to? 17:13 Are you still gonna come pick me up for the game though? 17:44 With Shari & Diana we got together girl 17:13 I was really looking forward to 18:40 going to the game. Get dres

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