42 Random Memes & Tweets Full Of Dumb Humor

If you're in the mood for a big ol' mix of memes and other funny internet gems, you came to the right place because that's exactly what we've got. Memes that range from dank to straight up dumb. Get ready to scroll!

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Dress shirt - As long as you're learning, you're not failing.

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Text - Alenora @spunkyturnip Imagine if your dad was a Minotaur and your mom was a Mermaid and you got the human half of both and now you're just some guy

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Text - graystripe: once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year

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Text - Writhering Fleights heath clif uhhhhhh this is where the bit falls apart HEATH bar ICLIF

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Text - anunreliablesource My heart gets heavy thinking about the giant trash island in the ocean. anarchoblake Yeah england is a joke

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Text - @coolauntV me: *kicking stirrups* go on now git gynecologist: stop that

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Product - When no one told you life was gonna be this way. Your job's remote, you're broke, you're hiding from a plague. It's like you're always stuck in quarantine. You might be there a day, a week, a month or even a year.

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Text - reading the odyssey the expectation: a heartbreaking tale of a man who suffers at the hands of the gods, desperately trying to get home to a wife and son who face the consequences of his absence, followed by the heartwarming moments of his eventual return the reality: ODYSSEUS AND THE ART OF LYING Odysseus lies constantly. He made this pack of lies so convincing, Odysseus pretends to be a Cretan Odysseus lies to his father. Why, given your circumstances, do you lie, pointlessly? Odysseus

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Text - horny water @Merman_Melville I've spent my whole adult life chasing the high of a scholastic book fair 5:07 PM · 03 Oct 16 8,932 RETWEETS 17.8K LIKES

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Sleeve - Something I've been putting off for weeks that wouldn't take longer than fifteen Me minutes to complete

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Finger - "How's life going?" I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER.

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Text - Them: What's your spirit animal? Me: USE ME

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Text - Tweet The Captain @sgrstk Women like men who make plans, commit to those plans, and still have a few surprises left in them. This is why your girlfriend is obsessed with serial killers. 5:40 PM · 06 Aug 18 ili View Tweet activity

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Text - | allie @thholyghost me at a restaurant waiter: here's ur cup :-) me: oh thank you waiter: *puts down cup* me: thank you waiter: *fills cup up with water* me: thank you waiter: i'll be back soon with your food me: thank you

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Eyewear - Trying to keep positive as I stare into the Target dressing room mirror wearing only my underwear in Sumo culture, you'd be considered a promising up-and-comer.

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Human - make out? no thanks. asovin g there lips Jor for the sweet His of death

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Vision care - When you thought you had one last piece of jerky but you pull this thing out instead VE KY GEAT DO NOT EAT cer

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Chin - Someone should make a haunted house where it's not that scary and the props look poorly made, but the Exit is fake and the real haunted house begins when you think you've left it.

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Blue - "If you are good at something never do it for free" Ме- @lonerslifestyle Google how to sell anxiety ALL IMAGES VIDEOS SHOPPING NEWS МА

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Electric blue - Just realized Darth Vader says "Obi-wan has taught you well" after looking up and seeing that Luke has the high ground

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Organism - The world is a cruel and unjust place. There is no harmony in the universe. The only constant is suffering abbrteddreams *MINUTES LATER* OMG, A Frog

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Wood - rico @dumbricardo she a glass of milk

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Formal wear - When you ask your wife what she wants for dinner and she says “you pick" Opium it is

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Purple - when u know u have a lot of great potential in you but too stubborn and lazy to do anything about it

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Green - Kirby prepares to commit a hate crime

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Tableware - Roses are red I live my life happily Dressing up as a crab and watching people eat my family 1.3M views ·8 months ago

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Text - em someone asked me for a nude so i sent them a really zoomed in picture of gordon ramsay's forehead wrinkles and said it was my cleavage and then they sent a wanking video and now i'm in tears some guy just wanked over gordon ramsay's forehead

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Text - Things adulthood has taught me: Credit cards are dangerous • Having a degree doesn't secure shit • Always read the fine print • Get a pet, not a kid • Rugs are expensive Fiber is your friend Karl Marx was always right. • More people do coke than you think

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Sleeve - i thought a walk would make me feel better but now im just sad and cold wiki How to Prevent Sickle Cell Anemia

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Skin - Live, Laugh, Trash

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Fictional character - Me not realizing there's a main storyline and kept doing the side quests until I reached max level first mission boss

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Finger - M News world news Hong Kong Constipated woman 'lost 10 years of memory' after straining too hard on toilet me coming out of the chipotle bathroom: I have no memory of this place.

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Leisure - throwa dart ata map and travel to wherever it lands. rPN N or

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Chin - John-Luke Roberts @jlukeroberts PITCH: "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" but the contestants are billionaires so it's more of a threat. 9:50 AM 21 Aug 20 Twitter Web App INVEST

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Text - When you get a speeding ticket and manage to talk your way into getting the death penalty. CHARISMA

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Liquid - Meme in 2040: "If you remember this, your childhood was shit." Purell ADVANCID KAIN TIM And they were cakes. /hiddenfeelingsworld

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Text - Clem @ClementsHarry Came in drunk and saw the oven was on so obviously I turned it off, turns out dad was cooking beef slowly overnight and I ruined Christmas

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Organism - How the gf thinks she looks when she's mad: What she really looks like:

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Text - YOU HAVE BEEN AWARDED: опе yike FROM THE NATIONAL COMMITTEE OF YIKES

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Soldier - When bad timing (and terrible spelling) gave us this gem. Breaking News LIVE Due to a decrease in cookie sales, The Girl Scouts switch to a more agresive sales campaign EXCLUSIVE Source: mergaskittle 141,373 notes

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Teal - dreaming someone cares about you they leave you in your dreams too

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