43 Spicy Memes & Internet Things For Glorious Time-Wasting

We've got a pretty dank offering of tasty internet treats for all the bored brains out there. We can't solve the mountain of problems you've been ignoring for weeks, but if you're looking to shamelessly waste precious time and continue procrastinating rather than face responsibilities, we've got you covered there. Enjoy these stupid memes (and don't forget to do the dishes!)

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Automotive tire - What my back needs right now BW 120 AD- JaV

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Font - What healthcare looks like when you're poor Who remembers this? NEANOURS PRCAL COLOURS. VICKS VăpoRub COUGH SUPPRESSANT TOPICAL ANALGESIC Ointment Sprite Campbel CONDENSED PRE UM oviginal. PREMIUM topped with sea salt Chicken Noodle SOUP SALTINE CRACKERS 70 AA Do NET WT I LB1453g PRICE

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Cat - Mom: if you don't study, you'll become a garbage man like that guy *the garbage man taking away trash so it doesn't pile up in the neighborhood*:

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Font - WASHINGTON CNBC LIVE WHAT PEOPLE SEE. WASHINGTON WHAT DESIGNERS SEE.

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Car - SUSPECT IS DRIVING A GREEN EVERYTHING STOP SAAB COROLLA GMC VOLVO ELORIDMCO M GAH J77 -SUNSKINE STATE V8 Oldsmobile made with mematic

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Forehead - Yeah sex is cool but have you ever had a really fucking good pen? Just the right ink output, perfect girth, extreme smoothness against paper

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Rectangle - tenmillionpoundsofsludge hazmat suit with "JUICY" bedazzled on the ass 27,993 notes

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Dog - Me every time I feel the slightest tickle in my throat Poh Lord, itgot me."

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Vertebrate - charisse @gngchar me: why does my back hurt my posture everyday from 9-5:

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Joint - every time you feel stupid, just remeber plankton plans to escape prison

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Gesture - People who are still awake'at 6 a.m People who get up at 6 a.m

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Photograph - E Lydia @LibraryLydia Social distance like you're a regency couple that dare not be closer than 6 ft least you give into your feelings and embrace, thus ruining your reputation beyond repair

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Human body - I love millennials so much. We turned skipping breakfast into "intermittent fasting." That's so creative

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Product - Lord please give me a sign on what I should do. 2018

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Product - Alexander and the Day That Blended Into Every Other Day Like Some Kafkaesque Nightmare with No Merciful End in Sight JUDITH VIORST The classic Illustrated by RAY CRUZ book behind the major motion picture

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Food - Are you eating healthy? Yes! Today I made aged organic milk tossed over seasoned tomato purée spread on baked whole wheat Wow! Let me see No, no. He's got a point.

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Font - betts @bettsfic me, age 15: i want to marry someone like legolas. hot, and, uhh.hot. me, age 22: i want to marry someone like aragorn. hot, rugged, competent, commanding, a total badass. me, age 30, banging pots and pans: SAMWISE GAMGEE IS ULTIMATE HUSBAND GOALS 1:16 AM - 3 Nov 2018 3,272 Retweets 12,936 Likes betts @bettsfic sam: "I made a promise, Mr Frodo. A promise. 'Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee.' And I don't mean to." me, choked up: need me a freak like that 1:33 PM - 3 Nov 201

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Furniture - QUOTES FROM ACTUAL PERFORMANCE EVALUATIONS o Since my last report, this employee has reached rock- bottom and shows signs of starting to dig o His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity o I would not allow this employee to breed O This associate is really not so much of a has-been but more of a definitely won't be o He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle O This young lady has delusions of adequacy O This employee should go far - and the sooner t

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Furniture - can't stop thinking about... HIM.. .

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Arm - WE DON'T DIAL 911< SORRY GRANDMA..

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Cartoon - To Fuck Araund is Human is Divine

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Rectangle - lessproblematicbunny 5 the-goblin-kween prokopetz Today's aesthetic: keeping the same tab open in your browser for three solid weeks because you're definitely going to get around to reading and/or acting on whatever's in it any minute now. hereafteryyh This is a personal attack. kyraneko Don't talk to me or my 67 tabs ever again. Source: prokopetz

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Receipt - Nick @nlcknotnick Dodged a bullet with the California roll * Ichiban Sushi & Asian Grill 3424 S State Street Salt lake Cty, UT 84115 Tel: (801) 486-8882 Dine In Date: 09-01-2017 Time: 8:39PM # 151 Server: MING TAB#: A02.. No. of Guest: 23 1 Super Crunch Roll 1 California Rcl NO CUM 6.45 2.50 1 Soda 1.69 T2- 0.00 Arnount: 10.64 TAX(8.05%): 0.86

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Nature - Introverts whenever they get the wrong order Works for me.

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Product - mike ginn O @shutupmikeginn bro they blew up the whole planet Says here you're from Alderaan Did you lose anyone? 6:51 PM · 2020-11-27 · Twitter for iPhone 3,323 Retweets 372 Quote Tweets 45.2K Likes

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Jaw - בנימ טבלוב | Benjamin @bentev28 My 4 year old has recently taken up cursing. Yesterday he referred to bedtime as a "fucking crisis."

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Cat - heck forgot my snacks

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Working animal - Sure sex is great but have you ever wandered deep into the forest only to return haunted and full of forbidden knowledge?

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Mountain - Dubstep is better No, heavy metal is Doom fans: Is it too much to ask for both?

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Book - PERSON OF THE YEAR ITME

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Hairstyle - When you pause the music but leave your headphones in so you can eavesdrop

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Hair - Me: Who am I to judge Also me:

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Clothing - Others Me Before Corona During Corona After Corona

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Smile - TouchMoneyGetRich2x @iDont_Cheat they offered you $80hr to clean the cemetery alone 10pm-5am..Yall taking the job? hey there, demons. it's me, ya boy.

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Carnivore - When you're an introvert and you hear, "let's go around the room and introduce ourselves." Oh no

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World - Paul Anthony Jones @paulanthjones Going for a stupid walk in the stupid outside to get some stupid fresh air because everything's stupid GIF

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Whiskers - Her: What happened to all the popcorn? Me:

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Rectangle - bookeworm94 "It could be drugs," I whisper to myself as 1 buy 37 new books with no shelf space and a tight budget. “At least it's not drugs.

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Photograph - When it's career day and your mom starts talking about her OnlyFans account

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Water - My dream wasn't that weird The dream:

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Face - When you touch wet food in the sink

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Food - Have you seen these!?!? They are Japanese Hamster bread! The size and appearance of real hamsters! Wouldn't it be cool to put six or seven in your pocket and go to Pet Smart and pull one out and start eating it in front of customers?!?

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Cat - me during the day me at 3am Ghornyshrimp

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