45 Amusing Memes & Things 'Cause There's Nothing Better To Do

Ever get to that stage in the day where you don't know what the hell to do with yourself? Sure you've got that interminable list of tasks and projects leering at you from your evil work desk that you never use, but sometimes you just can't. Well no need to become a productive member of society just yet, because we've got the perfect load of dumb content to fill the time (and the dark void within). 

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Eyewear - Me every time I see a good coronavirus meme Hahahaha This sucks, man.

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Organism - "You not even watching the movie" Me: Yes I am

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Finger - Google dinosaurs we dinosaurs websites for kids dinosaurs we're back dinosaurs webcomic dinosaurs wabquest anosaurs were made up by the cia to discourage time travel Tanosaurs website dinosaurs went extinct dinosaurs welght dinosaurs we are scientists dinosaurs weed episode Goole SearchIm Feeina Luckv Mack

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Costume accessory - G00 STOP letting stores use contactless scanners. They're not taking your temperature; they're erasing your memory. I went to buy salads and veggies, and came out with ice cream and two boxes of doughnuts

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Text - Good Idea Guy @SortaBad People say "I'm here for a good time, not a long time" which is weird because l am having a bad time and this is taking forever 12:07 PM · 8/27/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Nature - YOU'RE FINALLY AWAKE! THAT FALL LOOKED REALLY BAD. INDUSTRIALIZED SOCIETY? HUMANS? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? LETS GO EAT ANTS.

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Sleeve - "May the force pe with you" Seen 10:56

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Cartoon - My dog trying to convince me to give him a bite of my food

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Text - Keaton Patti O @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of horror movies and then asked it to write a horror movie of its own. Here is the first page. HORROR MOVIE EXT. HOUSE THAT WEARS HOCKEY MASK An OLD MAN cuta the grass by atabbing it with an axe. 4 TEENS arrive in a car that runs on sex. They exit car. It ie Spring Break, time for teens to guzzle fluide and die off. TEEN 1 old man, you do not belong. We rent this house for week of young timen. OLD MAN I am caretaker. I c

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Human - Friends on social media I assume that's a joke. Leftists posting guillotine memes We will see.

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Jaw - When your best friend calls and has some gossip to tell you

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Human - mom: why don't you play with the neighbors kid? the neighbors kid:

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Cheek - Amazon is on the cusp of becoming the first trillion dollar company ever. Amazon also paid zero federal taxes in 2017. bit.ly/2F18x5h db @DayBracey First trillion dollar company doesn't pay taxes & has employees on welfare.. Tell us more about how the poor are cheating the system...

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Human - If the coke ain't this white I don't want it

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Human - During the filming of Jurassic Park (1993), T-Rex was known to sweat profusely as it was his first major role in 55 million years

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Organism - frey @youthfvlly he put his pants on.... he is ready for the day. .

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Lip - Me in the mirror after a fat dab trynna convince myself that my heart beat like this regularly ESS

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Lip - Austin Statesman @statesman Woman stole $72,800 from Austin Polish Society, affidavit says atxne.ws/2AVvtiF David Blattman @davidblattman Pam Beesly if she stayed with Roy.

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Ear - Me: I wanna vacation Covid: I'll kill you.

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Text - Nostradumbass, O @The_Albinoshrek Me:I don't understand why l'm always broke and unhealthy. Also me: Fuck yeah I want chili and cheese on those fries. 10:37 AM · 8/26/20 · Twitter for Android

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Wheel - Me:Stop digging in the yard My dog: Dude that's Fresh prvw LADER

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People - Companies losing billions because of the Coronavirus Pornhub

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Lip - Sorcha Ní Nia @Luiseach that's her ear The Guardian O @guardian - 3m My partner won't give me the clitoral stimulation I need to reach orgasm The Guardian My partner won't give me the clitoral stimulation I need to reach orgasm theguardian.com

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Face - Hey cutie, is your last name suicide? No, why? Cause l think about you êveryday

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Yellow - Somebody pointed out that Wolverine is really just two Batman's kissing and I can't stop thinking about it.

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Green - My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" Sounding concerned, I replied, "No.." She responded, "How about now?"

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Nose - Certified freak, seven days a week.. Wet ass possum just walkin' down the street

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Chin - "When You Vote Liberal You Are Voting To Teach Children Dinosaur Propaganda' -Dr. Ben Carson speaking at the Republican National Convention

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Nose - Tag yourself, which Elrond are you today?

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Organism - Wanna 34.5? What's that? Like a 69 but you do all the work So you want a blowjob basically insta: @sadldas

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Motor vehicle - You've heard of Elf on the shelf Now here's..... 88 MILES

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Text - ME: not everyone is worth a reaction + response. Keep a high vibe, you're a child of light. ME TO ME: ask that bitch if she got a problem @cosmiccorrinne

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Animation - used to be SpongeBob, now we're Squidward

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Organism - Content Kings @CONT3NTKINGS Born to cook, forced to work 5:08 PM · 6/15/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Finger - Girls are so powerful bc they will text a guy "lol k" and ignore him for 15 hours straight even when they're actually laying in bed like

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Cartoon - MY NEW PLAN IS TO IGNORE MY PROBLEMS UNTIL THEY BECOME HILARIOUS STORIES I CAN POST ONLINE... This Isn't happiness.com

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Jaw - karen: I'll never come here again the worker: EPSI fucking finally

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Art - mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo "Mommy is trying to fucking work! Can you go in the other room please?!?" 7:15 AM · 8/27/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Hairstyle - Your cat is not your child. @disenadormx *BLOCKED*

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Jaw - Kids movies Kids movies today when I was a child R. of

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Face - wheels on a shopping cart be like:

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Text - Went to go and ask Batman why he looks sad - turned out it was a horse...

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Cat - Me as soon as one leaf hits the ground

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Cuisine - Sorry for coming. Into your life I think I ruined it

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