55 Humorous Memes & Tweets For Procrastination Purposes

Having trouble getting out of bed? Or maybe you're staring at that giant pile of laundry on the floor, hoping you find another terrible excuse to let it go one more day. Whatever it is, we are here for you and your desperate procrastination needs. Yeah, maybe we're a bad influence, but we've never pretended to offer anything other than hilarious distraction fodder! So if you're trying to avoid those dull tasks a little bit longer, we've got you. Enjoy the memes.

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Text - Zachary D Long @invadingduck ... I found them. The Frosted Mega Wheats.

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Colorfulness - When you're smart enough to know the other person is wrong but not smart enough to argue back

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Text - viking @notviking starting to think it'd actually be incredibly easy to steal the declaration of independence 3:54 PM · 06 Jan 21 · Twitter Web App

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Finger - hours of over analyzing situations I have no way of changing me

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Lip - Me switching from my WiFi to data when something doesn't fully load in 10 seconds 10 egirtazotut

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Text - bae: tell me your wildest fantasy me: i'm financially stable in a job that i love with great opportunities for career advancement. i live in a modest home with a good sized yard and a fence for my dogs, there are hardly any problems with the home, but sometimes the garbage disposal clogs. the fridge and pantry are never empty and when they're getting low, i can go to the grocery store at my leisure. my pre-owned car never makes funny noises and when it does, i have the money to take it to

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Organism - No image has ever described my life quite so well "We must stop eating!" cried Toad as he ate another.

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Text - armando, king of the simps @UtterPWNedNoob The Sorting Hat: *Barely touches my head for half a second* THERAPY 9:00 AM 1/16/20 · Twitter for Android 607 Retweets 2,120 Likes

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Text - I'm just impressed by how ugly I'm willing to look in public these days

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Text - Guess who got vaccinated today?? DO 23 6 Comments Like Comment Send Not sure what's in it but l'm not doing it. Like Reply t No offense but you did meth. I think you will survive the vaccine.

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Yellow - Come my lady come come my lady Domino SUGAR

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Text - Shakti Shetty O @Shakti_Shetty Don't let anyone else ruin your day. It's YOUR day. Ruin it yourself.

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Text - jon drake @DrakeGatsby The early bird may get the worm but i don't want a worm I want mozzarella sticks 9:08 AM · 1/4/21 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - MehGyver @TheAndrewNadeau me: what's your name? alien: it cannot be pronounced by your earth tongue me: is it jeff? alien: me: alien:I didn't know you could do j sounds it actua-it is jeff 7:22 PM · 1/4/21 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - People with air fryers think they have a masters degree in adulting SO 1.7K 230 Comments O Like Comment A Share Top Fan oinson Got a instapot too, so I got a PhD, peasant

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Text - When you say "Hello there" and someone actually replies with "General Kenobi" That was very cash money of you

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Text - a thatcatblog look at this picture my mom drew of my cat unclefather Was she wrong? UALLLLII L.

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Text - Вахх Starr December 21 · O Gimme the yeet bois and free my soul, I wanna get tossed in a fuckin hole

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Harvester - Children are fast But the harvester is faster

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Text - Not now syeaty Mommy's Gyber Bullying

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Cheek - ME: BAE IM FINNA COME EAT THAT ASS 2NITE HER: OUUI YOU USING RANCH THIS TIME? FBI AGENTS:

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Text - Are you full bred American? Oct 13, 2016, 12:35 PM Yeah my dads a bald eagle and my mom is a Big Mac

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Whiskers - no thoughts brain scrampled egg imaflip.com

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Text - Michael Halloween Name @Home_Halfway Damn girl are you a kids movie from my generation because you're fun and cute but also horrifying in many ways I didn't originally realize.

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Organism - when they say "werewolf" but not "how wolf" II *sad wolf noises

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Green - : Anonymous 11/26/20(Thu)15:02:57 No.61093126 372 КВ ЈPG >MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMI MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMM >Oh you want people in the building to not be waken up? >Fuck you >MMMMMMMMMMMMMMМMMMMMMMММMI MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MM >ВЕЕР >ВЕЕР >ВЕЕР >ENJOY YOUR HOT POCKETS FATASS

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Text - darktownboykisser sensible part of brain: you made enough pasta that you could take it for lunch tomorrow. put it in a container. overwhelming majority of brain: shovel the pasta into your face. do it. put it in your face. the future is meaningless but the pasta is now. starlight-stormsong The future is meaningless but the pasta is noW.

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Dog breed - Missing dog •I miss my dog •he's not lost or anything he's just at home •and I'm here at school *enjoy the picture of him tho

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Text - First World Pains @FirstWorldPains I know that adults do multiple loads of laundry for different colored clothes but I've been putting all my clothes in at the same time and I'm just saying, nothing bad has happened 8:00 AM · 22 May 19 TweetDeck

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Photograph - u good? no I live in the UK BD

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Text - chippingthegoalkeeper I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like "oh it's such a small town, only 35,000 people" like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective thegoldengals According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villag

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Organism - when you finally take out a food piece from your teeth HUMANITY RESTORED

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Text - rob. 3 @actualhuman01 "new year new me" my clone mutters as he shoves me into the furnace

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Finger - barely noticable change in tone a me a clear declaration of Is this unbridled hatred towards me?

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Electronic device - John Andjaba @_SweatRoc_ When you show your parents a meme

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Line - Me: Yea l'm little sad but it's ok l'm fine Friend: you wanna tal... Мe:

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Text - kayvsworld my body, tearfully: when sleep??? me: my dude we just woke up!! It's time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity my body, weeping: but???? when sleep????? rizaoftheowls me: okay, finally now is sleep my body: no. wrong.

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Text - @ihatebray no offense to myself or anything but what the fuck ami actually doing 10:42 AM 3/29/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Dog breed - important photo

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Text - Anonymous Mor >woke up >took a shit >Got out of bed

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Magenta - Cat rolls in edible glitter instantly becomes beautiful galaxy

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Fiction - Emo Kylo Ren @EmoKylo honey we have guests coming ove, can you bring out the fine china? A . AVARENS

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Text - Are you from Korea? Because you could be my Seoul mate 4:02 PM - 엿 먹어. 큰 머리. 암캐. 다시는 내게 연락하지 마라. korean translator ALL BOOKS SHOPPING VIDEOS IMAGES Korean 엿 먹어. 큰 머리. 암캐. 다시는 내게 연락하지 마라. Edit yeos meog-eo. keun meoli. amkae... More Fuck you. Big head. bitch. Do not contact me again.

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Illustration - a @lil4nge111 biggest fear what if i'm not swag

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Text - jaboukie young-white @jaboukie me to my anxiety: people are focused on themselves. they're not thinking about you depression: ever me: that's not what i meant

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Dress shirt - Daniel Holland @DannyDutch A picture of Bob Ross eating pizza has just brightened my day, I hope it does the same for you.

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Colorfulness - fuck the police LIVEASCENTCLT COM

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Text - Joe Zappulla @ZappullaJ [at a party] Me: *over the music* DO YOU HAVE A RECYCLING BIN?

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Pink - Dear Mario, This fucking turtle can breathe fire Imao shit is lit Peach

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Finger - History teachers in 30 years describing 2020

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Text - sherlockwearingachullu jolenemeghan O nevvzealand: TODAY I LEARNT SOME HAPPY ANIMAL FACTS IM SO SMILEY I WANT TO SHARE THEM • cOW HAVE BEST FRIENDS a group of flamingos is called a FLAMBOYANCE • penguins only have one mate and they "propose" BY GIVING THEM A PEBBLE • OTTERS SLEEP HOLDING HANDS SO THEY DONT FLOAT AWAY FROM EACH OTHER THERE IS A TYPE OF JELLYFISH THAT LIVES FOREVER • rats giggle when u tickle them but their voices are so high pitched you cant hear without equipment!! when m

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Product - jailed for smol crimes

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Text - A marisatomay might fuck around and read a 500 page physical published book in one sitting like it's 2006 and I'm being bullied in middle school so I take refuge in the library and inhale books at a frightening speed that I have not been able to replicate since

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Whiskers - bralpha so yesterday i got home from my best friend's birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her back and i was like "i think we can keep this between us" bralpha Deactivated his name is peanut and hes this country's most precious secret swornswans well now 171 people know about this you had one job

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Text - wealthyhugepenis i really like stickers but at the same time i don't because once you stick them somewhere that's it, it's finished, and i'm just not emotionally stable enough for that responsibility diabadass I have been waiting for this post my whole life. bloodyxbaroness I was trying to explain this to someone one day and they basically told me I was crazy.

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