Cursed Comments From People With Nothing To Lose

Paging all edge lords and dark humor enthusiasts! If you've been craving some criminally dark humor, you've come to the right place. These spicy and utterly cursed comments are not for the faint of heart. While scrolling through this gallery you'll find that no joke is too crass, and no innocent YouTube video is safe from the evil-minded wordsmiths of the internet. Though these jokes may be in poor taste, they're definitely an impressive display of quick wit. We're probably going to hell anyway.  May as well enjoy some dangerously dark humor while we're at it.

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Nose - i 9GAG.COM Influencer Who Thought The Pandemic Was A Hoax Dies After Catching COVID-19 O Like Comment Share ers Well he influenced me into wearing a mask, alright. 3.6K 8h Like Reply

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Tool - JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE UNIQUE DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE USEFUL 10.8k 110 1, Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL can it cut vegetable? Reply Depends, In kitchen maybe, In a hospital not so sure 7 +

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Text - r/AskReddit u/Juvar23 · 2m Americans who's birthday is on 9/11 - how do you celebrate? Discussion Vote 1 1 Share BEST COMMENTS everyting_is_taken • Now With a rousing game of Jenga. Reply Vote

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Canidae - hazycapitalist Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep? m86 a shat beanstalkofsins Dont call it that please jennamoreci A s ten.

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Cat - 1 1 1 "What did we learn?" 2.3k 297 Share Award BEST COMMENTS CanlHazSumCheeseCake 9h That your cat can make your death seem like a suicide

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Font - Yesterday at 10:07 PM • O ~Storm WHAT IS THIS ? MBM WRONG ANSWERS ONLY 3.6K Comments • 259 Shares 656 Share Comment O Like It's an old school Roomba. Pull the pin and it cleans everything in a 50 foot radius. fiRA MB

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Cartoon - r/pics Posted by u/TheOnePunchMan1 7h i.redd.it I don't know how to describe it 1,1k 73 Share BEST COMMENTS RailugaLeinad 6h "Cmon get him, He wants to leave without paying" Reply 244

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Text - NSFW What do you consider is your greatest sexual achievement? 882 797 1 Share BEST COMMENTS barackandrollband 2h Marauder424• 1h Fightlife99 • 1h Slanderbox • 2h F 4 Awards Haven't slept with my wife in over a year and still had a baby. Apparently sperm can survive for a long time in the uterus and when this happens the color of the babies skin gets darker. Reply 3.4k

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Website - r/blursedimages u/KingMidas99 • 3h • imgur Blursed science JUMPING OFF BUILDINGS Me HOW HIGH IS TO0 HIGH te Warks stics athi IN 2.0k 36 Share BEST COMMENTS 8Bit_Otaku • 2h It was originally a team project Reply 179

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Adaptation - WHAT THE F FACTS Imagasource dzinetrip.com Biodegradable cigarette filters with flower seeds. FB.com/WhatTheFacts @WhatTheFFacts @What TheFFact Help nature in two ways. By planting trees and killing yourself

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Text - r/AskReddit OS u/cmkinusn • 15h Your task is to blow a job interview in the first 30 seconds. What do you do? 1 6,1k 3,6k Share Y BEST COMMENTS CautiousDare 13h "How strict is the sexual harassment policy?" Reply 1 14,2k

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Text - Daily Mail MORE STORIES Man who donated his mother's body to an Arizona center for Alzheimer's research discovers it was sold on to the US Military for $6,000, strapped to a chair and blown up in 'blast test' By Luke Kenton For Dailymail.com 00:35 31 Jul 2019, updated 21:06 31 Jul 2019 • 3h How do you even discover such a thing???? Reply 122 3h S 1 Award Piece by piece

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Text - r/AskReddit Posted by u/yes-i-really-did-it 7h NSFW People who've had sex with celebrities, how was it? 6. 1 8 6 26.1k 9.5k Share BEST COMMENTS lonewolf6428 3h 適10 Awards Great until they kicked me out of the wax museum. Reply 1 4.6k 13 more replies

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Demon - 幸 X Comments 666 Geerow 1 year ago If this video gets 666 comments and this comment gets 666 likes, not hell but a deadly virus will invade earth next year. I 666

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Photo caption - What if santa gets covid and passes it onto every household in the world in one night and kills the entire human race on christmas [softly] Don't. 20MTBoxes 1h 1 Award Ho Ho Homicide Reply 84

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Font - r/mildlyinteresting Posted by u/ffkhrocks • 5h • i.imgur 20 years of repeat attempts and a few pieces lost along the way. But finally finished this 3d puzzle of Manhattan 2.5k 83 Share O Award BEST COMMENTS 03rk · 4h I have bad news for you Reply 460

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Text - how many calories in uranium Q Al A Images O Maps ENews D Videos 20 billion calories A gram uranium is roughly 20 billion calories. Dec 20, 2015 日1 Are you challenging me? 12.5k 84 Share Award SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL NizeyNice · 2h So you're telling me Uranium could end world hunger? Let's go and feed these poor kids some uranium. Reply 67 G mcHyperCookie · 7m I think US tried to do that in Japan

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Text - Sven Johnson @swembo2000 How often do you guys rinse out your condoms? 3:18 am 15/1/20 · Twitter for Android 590 Retweets 7,876 Likes John, Merchant of O... · 15/1/20 v Replying to @swembo2000 Are you supposed to take them off? 188

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Text - r/Jokes Posted by u/Old_Fart on_pogie 1h Women are WiFi Women are WiFi and Men Are Bluetooth Women will look for the strongest connection and link up with it Men will pair up with any device in range. Vote 1 Share Award BEST COMMENTS O Insanus_1· 1h WiFi will pair up with multiple devices at time. Reply

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Text - WHAT'S THE WORST THING TO STEP ON IN THE DARK? Someone else's foot when you live alone...

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Font - NBCNEWYORK.COM Nobody Was Shot in NYC Over Weekend for 1st Time Since 1993 ThatGuy4192 • 15m Oh good they haven't found him yet * Reply + 4 -

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Text - MIT Technology Review dk 23 hrs ·O MT view Who should a self-driving car kill? ルア」 TECHNOLOGYREVIEW.COM Should a self-driving car kill the baby or the grandma? Depends on where you're from D 583 479 Comments 333 Shares O Like Comment Share Top Fan lf you drift you should be able to take out both of them. Like · Reply · 23h 20

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Text - CAPTION THIS WITH THE LAST TEXT YOU'VE SENT Adrien I'm sorry idk which brand of tampon you need, please don't hurt me

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Photo caption - CAN I TOUCH YOU? Blind Teen Journalist Asks Putin For Permission To Touch Him: You Are Very Handsome! Mike · 2 months ago In mother America you don't touch president, president touches you. 4.6K 目 149

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Text - r/AskReddit Posted by u/DeputyMarsi • 6h NSFW Guys who sag their pants below their butt, why? Discussion 1 51 75 Share BEST COMMENTS TboyTheSinner • 6h 1 Award Easy access for the homies. Reply 个 228 LO

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Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/ThiccBoi9001 13h Your heartbeat is probably perfectly synchronised with someone else's. Mindblowing 421 32 Share BEST COMMENTS Reginald_Davidson • 13h Especially if you are dead Reply 113

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Text - A r/Jokes Posted by u/derpypoopboi69 • 2h O NSFW Where did little Jimmy go after getting lost in a mine field? Everywhere 1 200 20 Share O Award BEST COMMENTS - Flash_Dimension 2: 1h That's really dark , mate. Reply Xeper-Institute · 12m Yeah, but it got really bright for half a second. Vote

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Text - rori @rorireid - 1d What would you do if I unplugged your router in the middle of your game? Q4,238 t7 522 O11.3K Just Kinda Here (God of Memes) @Poisonx_3 Replying to @rorireid Use the time to form a strong romantic relationship with you that eventually leads to marriage. When we eventually grow old together and we find ourselves in the hospital on life support l'll bring up the time you unplugged my router, then unplug your life support. The long con.

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Text - r/AskReddit + Join u/RiceWota • 10h Men of Reddit, what is the hardest thing to explain to a woman? 2 1 3 2 1 28.7k 13.1k Share My13thredditaccount 9h 四 2 Awards Why I'm hard. No I'm not horny, I wasn't thinking of anything, I was reading about the fall of the Roman empire ok. It just does that. Reply 18.6k i_am_a_kiwi • 6h What part of the Roman Empire do you find most sexually arousing? 7.7k Darkhex78 • 6h 3 Awards The part where Julius ceaser gets penetrated over and over again by all

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Text - _Space_Bard_• 72d 36 Awards I eat Kiwis with the hairy skin on. My mom said I seemed to like it so she wasn't going to stop me. Later on I find out that I'm a freak of nature for doing it, but I still eat it that way because I just like it. The only downside is that since I like the texture of the hair and skin, I have "forbidden fruit" moments when I'm looking at the abdomen of a tarantula. Reply 27.3k dyrannn • 72d O S 6 Awards Yes officer this comment right here 17.6k

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Art - Spoiler alert 63.6k 338 1 Share NEW COMMENTS V OswinC01 · 3m Why do I see Osama Bin Ladin at the right? Reply Vote T. >> in

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Product - Richy Hardy 12 mins · O ... Happy Birthday Mom And Dad 150 12 Comments 15 Shares Like ל1 Comment Share Mali Harris How they got the same birthday? Richy Hardy Mali Harris They're twins.

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Font - named my dog “5 miles so I can tell people Í walk five miles every day 33 u/chocopie1234 bigchiggaman • 1h I ran over five miles today 118 Reply Benis xD • 1h chocopie1234. Nice 31 TigerHunterB • r/memes fan • 53m Nice 13

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Text - BAYB @DawnKeke Imagine you miss a payment on a TESLA and it drives itself back to the dealership. Like לו Comment A Share 345 178 Shares Most Relevant v Imagine dead, old people in their Teslas just arriving places. 16h Like Reply 9.

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Vehicle door - The best halloween costume of the year THELIDNDAW GrandpaMadeMeSwallow 3h 1 Award His arch nemesis is Legs Luthor. Reply 36

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Text - r/AskReddit u/xvrwltr • 6h What movie would be better if it didn't have a happy ending? 4.4k 2.5k 1 Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL skelebone • 3h - as they roll toward the incinerator, Toy Story 3 -- fade to black. Credits, with a very sad Randy Newman singing a down-tempo "You Had a Frend in Me" Reply 120 aryamansingh • 1h hey satan its a godamn kids movie 48

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Text - Chloë @chloxdawson this woman just came and bought $300 worth of fireworks and I was being nice and said "ooh are ya planning a big bbq" and she said "no my son has muscular distrophy and was supposed to die by 18, we're celebrating his 40th birthday tomorrow, he likes fireworks" wow That's a pretty cool way to put her son out of his misery * True Slav 7h O946

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Text - ull VZW Wi-Fi ? 12:19 PM 1 68% r/AskReddit u/Tylenol323• 3h If school was a game, what would be some loading screen tips? Discussion 47 67 1, Share BEST COMMENTS ShootyMcSnipe • 3h Remember to stay behind cover and only move during enemy reloads Reply 个46

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