Driving Memes For Everyone With A Little Bit Of Road Rage

If you're not a New Yawk native who lacks a license, you probably know a thing or two about getting a car around. If you live in LA, bless your soul. That traffic is insane. If you're anything in between, you probably also know how to drive and can relate to these memes. Especially if you have road rage. 

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Text - I get road rage walking behind people

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Text - mechanic: you used subpar fuel which corroded your injectors and intake manifold me: uhh english bro mechanic: low quality gas damaged your engine me: dumb it down for me kemosabe mechanic: bad go-go juice make your vroom vroom machine all fucky me: oh no

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Automotive exterior - THIS IS NOT THE GREATEST CAR IN THE WORLD,NO, THIS IS A TRIBUTE TI TUGA DIGGA TU GI FRIE

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Text - The only thing separating you from certain death at 65mph is a painted white line and a mutual agreement not to play bumper cars.

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Text - New Zealand Police ... 24 Dec 2019 at 6:42 PM· 3 Amen to that. I'd rather be woken at 4am and hear "I need a ride" than wake up at 4am to hear my friend's dead because they wanted to drink and drive. 3.9K 171 Comments • 779 Shares

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Text - Google how to park Google Search I'm Feeling Lucky because you suck at it

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Road - PONTCHARTRAIN USEWAY DO YOUR DUTY BUCKLE THAT B0OTY 3339

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Text - When driving in the rain do u look at other drivers windshield wiper speed to see if you're being overdramatic with yours or is that just me?

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Vehicle - Him: can you navigate, but only tell me to turn when it's way too late? Her: yeah and can you overreact every time? Both at the same time: I love roadtrips BadJokellen

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Auto part - I made my steering wheel full of cleansing energy, now every time I drive I vibe up and my car gets a love charge as welle Im doing my entire car interior with crystalse COAST/GET CONGRATULATIONS YOU JUST TURNED YOUR AIRBAG INTO A CLAYMORE FB/princesscutabiznatch

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Text - mechanic: you used subpar fuel which corroded your injectors and intake manifold me: uhh english bro mechanic: low quality gas damaged your engine me: dumb it down for me kemosabe mechanic: bad go-go juice make your vroom vroom machine all fucky me: oh no

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Windshield - Driving before your windshield defrosts when you're late

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Motor vehicle - Gave myself a ticket, so that they don't MESSAGES now Harvard Bro you want a scholarship?

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Land vehicle - the perfect car doesn't exi..: 370-62KT SADE

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Text - I have a bumper sticker that says "Honk If You Think I'm Sexy." Then I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

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Land vehicle - Suspicious vampire car RSF 636

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Text - NSW Police Force @nswpolice So you're a tough guy, Never keeping left guy, Always tryna text guy, Speeding in the wet guy. We're the bright lights, Flashing in your rear sights, Take away your road rights, Wave your licence goodbye, We're the bluuuuuuuuuuuue guys.

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Text - Who would win in a fight: a fire truck or an ambulance? Doug Allen The ambulance. The fire truck has been coddled it's whole life. Polished and washed regularly, sent out on parades, and giving rides to kids. Every once in a while, it rolls up to a fire scene, sprays some water, and gets heralded as a hero. The ambulance, while smaller, is like a back- alley knife fighter. Years of overwork, abuse, and neglect have turned it into an emotional basket case. Just saved a life? Big deal... He

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Motor vehicle - 53 BELIEVE IN GOD? TOUCH THIS CAR AND YOU MAY MEET HIM.

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Motor vehicle - When your Jeep is just as upset as you are about the weather

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Text - SpookMusic @fookmusic Gas is like $40/full tank Carrots are like $1/pound Ya boi is getting a horse.

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Text - Landon @JaggedLandon The Lord moves in mysterious ways but you don't have to. Please use your blinker.

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Text - *Me driving* me: *singing" me: FUCKIN GO U STUPID BITCH WHO TAUGHT U HOW TO DRIVE me: *continues singing*

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Technology - Does this meanI get 3 wishes?

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Face - Me driving at 85 mph vs. being passenger riding at 85 mph

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Land vehicle - Dude got the car I use to draw in elementary school

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Vehicle - GOVERNOR'S WED-SCALLOP BASKETA NEW ENGLANDER BUFFET FAMILYN IGHT THUR 4 PM 8 PM akfast Bulte Me MANUAL SHT FT I ROLL THIS : Bock at Stops TRUCK MEANS, NOTHING STAY OFF MY ASS IF U VALUE URS 915 UZ

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Text - eelpatrickharris reasons that i was going 9 mph over the speed limit today: the lumberjack in the big red chevy truck behind me on this double-lined road was in a hurry and also was using a slightly more powerful bluetooth radio to play his music, but he was using the same frequency that i use, and he was just playing Party In The Usa on repeat, so every time he caught up to me my music started fading out and "i pUT MY HANDS UP THEY'RE PLAYIN MY SONG" started blaring from my speakers and

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Text - If you ever get stuck in traffic, just remember that there's a 50 lane highway in China merges into 4 SAMA CRU श CHO Eu);

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Photo caption - JFG Thankyou, slow walking family in front of me on the sidewalk. No, please, take your time... JFG and definitely spread out, too, so you create a barricade of idiots. maureenjohnsonbooks: I relate to this so strongly I got a little teary-eyed.

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Text - Me: I'm a confident driver Friend: You almost just ran someone over Me: Confidently tho @SUCKMYKICKS

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Text - jake h @j_k_ley If Uber had an option where a guy with a mullet picked you up in a '87 Chevy Silverado w/ the windows down, blaring Travis Tritt, cooler full of Coors in the truck bed & responded to everything you said w/ "hell yea brother" then l'd choose it more often than I'm proud to admit

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Text - THE Burger King @ABurgerADay [first day as car salesman] Customer: Cargo space? Me: Car no do that. Car no fly. Manager: Can I see you in my office?

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Font - I WANT TO GO DOWN ON YOU AND MAKE YOU EXTREMELY HAPPY. THEN I WANT TO COME BACK UP SLOWLY AND FUCK YOU REAL GOOD AND HARD. YOURS TRULY, GAS PRICES.

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Text - Bodak Pinke @AyanaTheDIVA Today's kids will never know how we were the original GPS right from the passenger side. And you better had read fast and correct End: Banning, CA us - Get Pe for Life t $27.99meh Notes: Only text visitle within note field w prit. Order now a pet the fest monen free LOck n ne wnh a two-year commiet GETIT NOW Directions Distance Pack Total Est. Tieme 2 hours,23 miutes Total Est. Datance A: Start out going EAST on CORTESE OR owan wEATHERRY D %3D a Tum LEFT onto WEA

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Text - Gabby Lizzul @gabbylizzul Do u ever drive like a solid 5 min while thinking about something incredibly random and stupid and then ur like we're any of those lights I passed green how did I get here WTF

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Hair - Sr pm +1 Y'all Gone Swear I'm Lying... We laughed when bruh put that damn car on the porch... We ain't laughing now

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Motor vehicle - Witnessed the miracle of birth on the way home today 45 ORWE

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Land vehicle - Stay in your lane, bro. me: OFuckjerry

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Furniture - It probably took a good year or two to make this table...

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Land vehicle - Rail Şervice I am a train choo choo The Blg Lemon KN52 NFC ILLUSION 100

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Text - Ryan Hartley @RyannHartley People from states with nice roads may never understand what it's like hitting a pothole so hard that your soul leaves your body for a moment and you feel an obligation to audibly apologize to your car.

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Text - Rowe Medlin @rowemedlin Every time I get in an Uber I jokingly point and shout "follow that car!" like I'm in a movie. The drivers never think it's funny and my passenger rating is 2.4 but that's show biz baby

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Vehicle door - Me: *makes slight detour to get gas* Google Maps: Calrea

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Text - IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW OLD YOU ARE, BUYING SNACKS FOR A ROAD TRIP SHOULD ALWAYS LOOK LIKE AN UNSUPERVISED 9-YEAR-OLD WAS GIVEN $100

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Car - Nothin unusual going on h- HOLD TF UP IS THAT A BASKETBALL OE cockstco x285мн 42

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Land vehicle - HAL T

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Land vehicle - Ein schwerer Verkehrsunfall auf einem Supermarkt- parkplatz. Am Anfang wollte es die Feuerwehr kaum glauben. Eine Frau war in eine bereits besetzte Park- lücke gefahren und hatte einen Opel einfach nach oben gedrückt. Die Feuerwehr musste die verkeilten Pkw bergen. Foto: Feuerwehr

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Land vehicle - www.VERSION2.04T.cOM

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Land vehicle - RAM 133 789 SON The biggest troll award goes to this van

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Land vehicle - spockvarietyhour: don't let the tiny wheel distract you from the fact that there's a chain across the passenger side seat, which l'm gonna assume is the seatbelt. Source: c9h13nczistyj 62,872 notes

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Land vehicle - Should I tell him.. Or just see what happens.

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Land vehicle - Awesome helmet

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Text - PARKING VIOLATION PROVINCE AUTOMOBILE OR STATE LICENSE NUMBER TIME MAKE OF AUTOMO This is not a ticket, but if it were within m power, you would receive two. Because o. your Bull Headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat and a safari of pygmies from the African interior. The reason for giving you this is so that in the future you may think of someone else, other than yourself. Besides I don't like domineering, egot

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Text - When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops

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Analog watch - Tiset SET SATZZ RES

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Automotive exterior - 2THBCH countersignal Tooth bitch? countersignal Nym it says to the beach

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Text - when you hear that your old car broke down the week after you sold it @wolfgrillz

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Vehicle - What I planned to look like this summer vs how I actually looked this summer.. PAZ4 WVL244 E

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Vehicle door - awesomephilia.com nailpolishbreath: awesomephilia: They look so peaceful when they're sleeping. Source: awesomephilia.com

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Text - DRIVER CARRIES ONLY: -$5.00 in change -3 black pens t Taxi 59 -1 Space Jam DVD -8 paper clips -11 cabbages -3 photos of his pet Ferret, Daniel -2 Shrek piñatas -7 Spice Girls cassette tapes -And a grudge against his father for never coming back Angeles Transportation

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Land vehicle - EATLIVER.COM THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS when you fart in a Smart car

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Vehicle - s Her! Nii-San! Nii-san! I love 7ou Nii- San. Like Comment Share THIROA You and 70,331 others like this. Nissan NISSAN I love you too <3 5 hours ago Unlike - O 1.1K Reply Write a comment. Post VIA 9GAG.COM

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Text - Sorry for driving so close in front of you. JAILBIRD STICKERS O I British Columbia

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Road - SPEED LIMIT ENFORCED BY SNIPER Just got serious. Handerafted by mannybailey for iFunny :) ifunny.mobi

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Text - lauren ashley bishop Following 1- @sbellelauren CALM DOWN GAS TANK WE'RE ALL EMPTY INSIDE

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Text - unequaldivision: somethingsortaclever im-not-ofuckingkay: DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU'RE SO FUCKING SLOW AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH НА-НА-НА YOU CAN'T FUCKING SING I'LL START A FUCKING FIGHT GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO I'M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY) JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL BITCH WHAT DID I SAY RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH HEY i

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Cartoon - when someone plays country music in the car

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Urban design - A British intersection with 6 roundabouts and 38 arrows DER youngvlcanoes: This is the town I live in and it's called the magic roundabout and I'm going to learn to drive on this please pray for me

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Text - queencrash: ritornerai: What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS "Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."

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Vehicle - ABANDONED CARS IN DUBAI towork VIA 9GAG.COM

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Land vehicle - Cunts looking for his keys

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Text - allthe-prettysongs marchesamedici D sernacht So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate "XODUS3 5", so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said? "Do not come any closer." thelunaticyouarelookingfor Now that's a well done biblical license plate. Source: sernacht 407,504 notes

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Transport - Passed this guy on the highway. OEL PASO EL SMASHO0 6024 GreatDane 7351 MOOSLAAN BOSS

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Text - Mandy Slamberg @MandySlamberg Following - car windows should be upside down so they actually cool off my body instead of ruining my hair

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