This week in covidiot news: Bruce Willis refused to cover his face with a bandana he had wrapped around his neck after Rite Aid employees confronted him. Other customers were rightfully upset, as the incident took place in Los Angeles—a Covid-19 hotbed where the virus has already claimed 10,000 lives. Is it possible to live free and die hard? Because it seems like Bruce is trying to achieve both.
Page Six reported the incident, prompting Twitter to do what it does best—roast the hell out of the doer of the Bad Thing. We've collected some of the best tweets that cleverly use the titles of movies starring Willis to put a punny spin on all the fuss.
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Bruce Willis asked to leave pharmacy for refusing to wear a mask https://t.co/V4kcyxUwy3 pic.twitter.com/SORhCJwfEU
— New York Post (@nypost) January 12, 2021
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CASHIER: Please, wear a mask.
— Andrew Barr (@AndrewBarr8) January 13, 2021
BRUCE WILLIS: Do you know who I am?
CASHIER: Yes, because you’re not wearing a mask.
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The biggest badass in this story is whichever Rite-Aid employee told Bruce Willis to fuck off. https://t.co/zGZfCk53CE
— Kelly Turnbull (@Coelasquid) January 12, 2021
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I am shocked that Bruce Willis is an idiot. pic.twitter.com/WtIxOvJ75X
— Jessica Glynne (@BrokenGlynne) January 12, 2021
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“I want to thank everyone who worked on the film, except for Bruce Willis, who is a fucking dick!” - Kevin Smith, 2009 https://t.co/ZcI9EZ5bk1
— Tyler Conway (@jtylerconway) January 12, 2021
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Why can't Bruce Willis find his mask?
— Tommy McNamara (@TommyMcNam) January 12, 2021
RUMER HAS IT
thank u folks, happy to be here
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Die Hard: With A Ventilator https://t.co/6idF6cIoa5
— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) January 12, 2021
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Turns out Alan Rickman was the hero and Bruce Willis was the villain. Miss you, Alan. You're a dick, Bruce. https://t.co/iy6flKH8JY
— John Squires (@FreddyInSpace) January 12, 2021
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Bruce Willis has ALWAYS been a Die Hard asshole with a Death Wish.
— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) January 12, 2021
Yippee Ki-yay, mother fucker. https://t.co/RRTvPtqVNP
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Bruce Willis to Portray Asshole in Upcoming Documentaryhttps://t.co/xQwfMpkibC
— Hard Drive (@HardDriveMag) January 12, 2021
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Give Bruce Willis a break, he was just in Rite Aid trying to buy his movies
— Matt Goldich (@MattGoldich) January 12, 2021
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bruce willis can’t get covid because he is already dead thank you so much
— blaire erskine (@blaireerskine) January 12, 2021
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Why Bruce Willis hates masks, probably pic.twitter.com/KWYKvopAjV
— Ron 🍺📼💿 (@RDavidOnTheWire) January 13, 2021
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bruce willis refusing to wear a mask is a CHRISTMAS MOVIE
— blaire erskine (@blaireerskine) January 12, 2021
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Bruce Willis visiting a drug store to buy some viagra so he can die hard.
— Occupy Centrelink (@OccupyMyGov) January 13, 2021
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Bruce Willis earlier that day... pic.twitter.com/qUzAQDHAtl
— Minnie Plush (@PlushMinnie) January 12, 2021
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“Put the mask on..#brucewillis pic.twitter.com/ZhnKsHPdfG
— Cyclone Alan 🐍 (@SnapeyWapey) January 13, 2021
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