Ah, the red flag. Red flags, where dating is concerned, are generally warning signs that somebody is going to hurt or disappoint you down the road. Some of them are universal, like a person who is perpetually unemployed or talks over you. But some people have their own, personal red flags that have never failed them. For me, it was avoiding people who go to Burning Man and comedians. Has worked great so far. Twitter user @MichelleHux decided to ask her followers to share their own personal red flags - and they came through with some solid rules. We just feel bad for anyone who identifies themselves in the replies.
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what’s a simple red flag that has never failed you? something small like a person quoting 48 laws of power.
— Lauren Chanel (@MichelleHux) January 23, 2021
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"I don't watch television"
— Claire Willett (@clairewillett) January 24, 2021
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this is it
— Claire Willett (@clairewillett) January 24, 2021
I don't care what people do or don't do for fun, I care if "I'm morally superior to the trash which is television" is part of how you introduce yourself to peoplehttps://t.co/PSFaJGU8q6
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Littering. The most violent, harmful people I've known all share it as a trait.
— Kim Tran (@but_im_kim_tran) January 25, 2021
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People who hate animals - but cats in particular. Not merely people who don’t care for cats, but people who hate and would happily harm one. 100% of the time they have serious (usually unexamined) issues with women.
— Cherie Priest (@cmpriest) January 24, 2021
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I have a lot of these but the first one that comes to mind is when men call themselves entrepreneurs
— Karl Marx, Famous Babylonian (@rosiebuttoncups) January 23, 2021
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Oh here’s an absolute: liking Elon Musk
— Karl Marx, Famous Babylonian (@rosiebuttoncups) January 23, 2021
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"My favorite character is the Joker."
— Buek (formerly MrPigDick420) (@TooMuchKarate) January 23, 2021
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Guys who say, “No one understands me like you do.”
— QONDI 💛 🐝 🇺🇸🇿🇦🇿🇼 (@WeAreAllOther) January 25, 2021
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Someone who says “the most important thing to me is loyalty.” Head for the door, baby. Danger lies ahead
— Ellen McGirt (@ellmcgirt) January 23, 2021
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When somebody always refers to things as happening TO them.
— Chris (@cmvsal) January 23, 2021
Instead of experiencing something or learning from something. Small words give away someone’s whole mental process
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"Let the janitor clean that up, it's their job".
— Richard Rittenhouse (@RERittenhouse) January 23, 2021
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When everyone else is the asshole..
— New Year, Newish Me. (@ehs06702) January 24, 2021
If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.
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Calling women "females."
— Lee Ann Kostempski (@LeeAnn_Writes) January 23, 2021
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Anyone divulging deeply personal information within moments of meeting. I’m out.
— Lisa Frankly🦄 (@luvvida) January 24, 2021
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Anyone who lives in fear of being “canceled” and talks about how “cancel culture is bad” is not to be trusted
— The Profane Feminist (@ProfaneFeminist) January 24, 2021
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Someone constantly playing devils advocate
— That girl. (@_RealShante) January 23, 2021
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A man who says he wants a “ride or die” woman. It’s def about to be all die and no ride.
— PINEAPPLE 🍍🙈🍍TEEF (@Juva881) January 24, 2021
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“It seems like women don’t like good guys. They only like assholes. I guess I’m just too nice.”
— Andrea Serrano🐺🧹 (@Razafirme) January 24, 2021
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Someone who refuses to share even if it’s food
— That girl. (@_RealShante) January 23, 2021
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I don’t trust women who say they don’t have women as friends. Why?
— Liz (@WarmestRegardss) January 23, 2021
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People who are rude to waiters are guaranteed to be awful in most important ways. They might run a billion dollar charity and have three Nobel prizes, but if they are rude to the waiter, they are bad people and don’t stick around to find out why.
— Helen Kennedy (@HelenKennedy) January 25, 2021
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