20 Clever Comebacks & Brutal Burns

Tilesh Bo February 20, 2021

Some people never learn that if they say something stupid on the internet, chances are someone out there is going to destroy them with words, screenshot the exchange, and then immortalize that moment forever on Reddit. Not gonna lie, we love to see it. Who doesn't enjoy coming across a clever comment or comeback so spicy that you feel the urge to virtually high-flve the OP?

We've got a quality batch of witty retorts to stupid statements and those funny comments that get tucked away in long threads.

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Text - How should I respond to my boss who fired me via email and let him know that I'm very disappointed that he did not have the courtesy to do this face-to-face (we work from different states, but always communicate through video calls)? emi-retired print journalist, law refugee Answered Mar 23, 2017 Author has 377 answers and 3.8m answer views Dear Boss, Thought you'd want to know someone has apparently hijacked your email account. The hacker just fired me. Obviously a transparent attempt to

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Photo caption - Bryce Bieniek @BryceBieniek Tell me what's on your mind Young Jefe @CORONEXTDOOR someone tell Johnny Downey Jr. he needa go put a shirt back on and finish Pirates of The Avengers 6: Infinity Pearls

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Text - ASLY T The Trashies @TheTrashiesUK What's something that feels British but isn't? Pariah Carey. @Sumzlbrahiim The contents of the British Museum TRASH

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Text - Snapchat: Fuck it up Barbara 3m Like Reply Barbara She tried her best to help and I get the feeling you were probably a bitch about it. I hope they don't fire this young lady because you're impatient and expect perfection from a fast food restaurant. I can't imagine how you act in a nice restaurant. 2m Like Reply Barbara Lashana Barbara fall out when your eating ? do your teeth 2m Like Reply Add Friend Message More Barbara Lashana your man but I just went through your photos and it looks

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Text - People That Walk Fast Are Reported To Be Less Happy The faster you walk the more unhappy you are. TYO OTODAY VEANS OLD shalina @jambufloyd Damn right. I'm unhappy cause l'm trapped behind a slow walker now move

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Text - IndieWire IndieWire @IndieWire Pattinson's 'Batman' Will Be 'So Raw' and 'Not Sanitized' Says Cast Member Peter Sarsgaard AMPAIGN Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik The last thing the world wants right now is raw, unsanitized bat.

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Facial hair - John 'take your care' Fury @joshuaS_10 Stay retired Paul you're a better commentator than fighter Paul Felder @felderpaul Does it make you feel good saying that? Now would you say that to my face man to man? John 'take your care' Fury @joshuaS 10 Nope you'd kick my ass that's why I said it on twitter Paul Felder @felderpaul Fair enough

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Text - Home Favorites Recent Richard Cooper @Rich_Cooper Oct 16 Why do women train for ripped abs? It's because they want to look like men; truthfully it's gross. Lips, tits & hips. Men are simple, we want the classic beauty of a feminine hourglass shape. At no time in history did men ever want women with ripped abs. O 131 t1 151 O 911 James Fell O @BodyForWife Oct 16 Hi. Historian here. I'm comfortable in saying that at no time in history have women ever wanted you. Michael Merrifield @AstroMik

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Text - Giving my bf an empty ps5 box with a positive pregnancy test inside D 6.4K 460 Comments • 642 Shares Like Comment Share She's going to make such a nice single mother. Haha Reply 215 Write a comment...

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Text - Stefan Molyneux @StefanMo... 11h v I can't believe Taylor Swift is about to turn 30 - she still looks so young! It's strange to think that 90% of her eggs are already gone 97% by the time she turns 40 so I hope she thinks about having kids before it's too late! She'd be a fun mom. :) O 6,009 7912 O 5,040 Nothing @nadanothingzip Replying to @StefanMolyneux T hope she buys a house near a elementary school so you can't get within five blocks of her.

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Text - James Felton @JimMFelton 000 Other people's oil Jean expression @jeannie_412 · 21h Okay. What's something that's not American but FEELS American?

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Text - Donald J. Trump O @realDonald... · 11h I WON THE ELECTION! ... Official sources called this election differently O 226K 27 264K 580K dunkey O @vgdunkey Replying to @realDonaldTrump this is extremely fake and wrong, i actually won dunkey O @vgdunkey Sep 29 000 Who will you be voting for? Trump 5.2% Biden 12.8% Videogamedunkey 82% 261,988 votes · Final results O 1K t7 2.7K 22.9K 3:46 AM · 11/16/20 · Twitter Web App 1,489 Retweets 80 Quote Tweets 23.8K Likes

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Text - Like Reply Election was rigged. Hard part is proving it but not impossible. 1h Like Reply You're a pedophile. Hard part is proving it but not impossible. Just now Like Reply

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Text - America is musty @DragonflyJonez 000 You unlocked your phone with your fingerprint to tweet this on an app that knows your exact location. PhatLip @vividzvibe · Nov 7 Y'all excited for them mandatory microchipped vaccinations huh? 8:59 PM · Nov 10, 2020 · Twitter for Android 1.8K Retweets 31 Quote Tweets 7.3K Likes

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Text - Ivanka Trump @lvankaTrump ... We are going to the Moon soon and Mars thereafter. America , and our President @realDonaldTrump, dreams big and shoot for the stars! CALL TO ACTIVISM EA @CalltoActivism Wow this election is getting better and better! When do you leave?

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Text - Ben @HereForMiitomo · 51m I could just make the same meme from a template better and faster TheCyberSmith @TheCyberSmith Replying to @HereForMiitomo and @SAMOYEDCORE But you didn't. In hindsight, anyone COULD have made the lightbulb. Anyone COULD have discovered relativity. Anyone COULD have invented thermometers. It takes no genius, no vital spark of inspiration, to look backwards. Your ilk shall ever dwell in the shadow of men like me. 16:57 · 11/11/20 · Twitter for Android 1 Like

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Text - fairy type negro @FKAscumm God didn't even blink during slavery so y'all think he care that I suck dick? 1:51 PM 03 Sep 19 Twitter for iPhone 69,592 views BEST COMMENTS a COMMENT JeffGodofBiscuits 9h 29 replies "How'd you sleep?" "Like God through the Holocaust" 2,532 23 Reply

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Text - Chad Felix Greene @chadfelixg I want to live in a world where ppl wearing swastikas or rainbows or Black Power shirts can coexist Clint Smith @ClintSmithll I want to live in a world where LGBTQ people who want equal rights & black people who want to be safe aren't seen as equivalents to Nazis.

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