20 Funny Memes & Tweets That Keep It All In The Family

Tilesh Bo February 28, 2021

We complain about our families a lot - from the trope of the dreaded mother-in-law to sibling rivalry. Some of these relationships are as bad or worse than the stereotypes, but a lot of the time we're just so lucky to be around these people who love us unconditionally. We're even more grateful for all the hilarity that our funny families provide us with for free.

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Text - my mom just came home from having drinks with her friend, and now they're having a sleepover in the guest room while my dad is bringing them a salami/cheese/apple platter

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Text - Poppy Smith @_Poppy_Smith I've just witnessed a 4 y/o hide from her mum behind bus seats and then jumped out and gave a junkie a fright by accident to which he screamed "fuck of yah spooky midget" and it's safe to sayl laughed so hard a little pee almost came out

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Tree - royse @Roysenotes my sister saw two unaccompanied little children in a trench coat giggling amongst themselves yesterday and i am absolutely howling

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Product - Juliet @uglyshinigami my parents house is chaotic COME BACK WITH A WARRANT Crack Cocane BUTTER

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Text - Troy Johnson @troyjohnson Follow Marriage is mostly about knowing which hand towels you can use and which ones are for the better people who visit your wife's home. 12:45 AM - 29 May 2015 t1,400 2,464

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Text - Benjamin | בנימן טבלוב @bentev28 My 4 year old has recently taken up cursing. Yesterday he referred to bedtime as a "fucking crisis."

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Text - thebatteur: once in kindergarten a girl asked to write "super girl" on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote "shit" on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

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People - A guy I know from work took his sons to Hooters for the first time and captured this

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Text - Oops!... Dad It Again @NewDadNotes Wife: [reading Wikipedia out loud] contrary to popular belief, the female black widow spider does not always murder and eat her mate. If she has recently been fed, the male is often allowed to live. Me: [frantically boiling spaghetti water].

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Text - @lexie_roessler my parents invited all their friends & family to a costume party then when people got there they found out it was actually their wedding

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Text - MALIA i cant drive 2007 @prophethusband shout out to my mom. im sorry i rolled my eyes when u were confused by pop culture. i get it now. i have no idea who the fuck bebe rexha or lil tay is. i never really found out about the laurel vs yanny thing. im confused and strangely angry and i wanna have a sit. 5/21/18, 2:55 PM

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Photo caption - I can't unsee " Captain Tiny Arm" and his baby sidekick "Mega Hand"

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Text - Mike Vanlieshout @LCMikeVan Took my 6 year old to a classmate's birthday party today. He was the only other kid there. His parents than ked me for bringing him & said he was the only one their son wanted to invite because my son's the only one in school who's nice to him. Teach your kids to not be assholes. 6:06 PM 3/9/19 Twitter for iPhone

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Text - tastefullyoffensive Mason Cross @MasonCrossBooks My daughter actually submitted this feedback at school. Not sure if I should ground her or buy her ice cream... Things my teacher(s) can do better Nak we collelive unsdt sk sair an ep 40 G Conveatinns wac ccime A "Not use collective punishment as it is not fair on the many people who did nothing and under the 1949 Geneva Conventions it is a war crime. engineer-pearlo Wait it's a fucking WAR CRIME?!?! 1 mean that might not be 100% accurate b

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Text - Octopus/Caveman @OctopusCaveman My 5 year old son just asked "what if we put a slice of turkey in the DVD player and it played a movie about the turkey's whole life" and none of the parenting books I've read have prepared me for this question. 8/26/18, 7:56 AM

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Text - Magenta Prex @geekymagenta If you are buying gender specific color clothing for an infant plz remember: Blue spellcaster Green druid Red warrior Yellow cleric

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Text - aryastakres: quixoticideals: I TOLD MY DAD TO CHILL AND HE SAID "I AM CHILL" AND I SAID "I THOUGHT U WERE DAD" IDAD JOKED MY DAD I AM THE REVOLUTION hello revolution im dad

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Text - Sara Connors @sara_connors my dad rates the complexity of a shopping list by how many phone calls home he thinks it will take. parents are hosting a dinner party tonight and he looks at the list my mom gave him and says "woah this is a 5-caller for sure"

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Text - Kayla Whaley @PunkinOnWheels There's a man in Starbucks holding a bound stack of papers like you print at Office Depot, and he's proudly and loudly telling the cOuple near him that he's reading his daughter's thesis. "She just graduated with a Master's degree. Historical preservation!" It's so cute. 6/12/18, 8:56 AM 822 Retweets 12.9K Likes

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Junk food - EXIT My dad after realizing he ate half his sandwich with the wrapper on.

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