21 Infuriating Posts & Messages From Greedy Grifters

There's a famous proverb that claims 'beggars can't be choosers.' Well apparently there are plenty of delusional jerks out there who don't see it that way. You know the type—the 'startup' company looking for free labor from PhD graduates. The entitled Karen who curses you for declining to deliver a free couch across state lines. The neighbor who thinks paying someone to mow their lawn is basically 'free money.' These audacious displays of greed and entitlement are bad enough on a normal day, but demanding free labor in this economy is especially infuriating. 

We've collected some truly maddening posts and messages that were immortalized on r/ChoosingBeggars. Sometimes it feels good to groan in solidarity. 

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Product - I've made your website bE gRaTeFul for tHaT b ch you be grateful that I'm not exposing you in front of my Jeez calm down I've made you a Here's the onedrive link whole ass website and I'm giving you the source code for free, now followers. You deserve to you want me to pay for the re domain and hosting too.. be harrased for false advertising Hope you like it 8:56 pm / 9:01 pm 8:52 pm / You said you will make my complete website. That's not complete and you are asking me to pay how is t

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Font - A answers.yahoo.com Anonymous asked in Politics & Government > Law & Ethics 1 decade ago Can you make a male baby sitter pay child support? I'm a single mom going to college with my sister. We currently rent an apartment together. A couple weeks ago, I asked my neighbor, a trustworthy guy, if he could watch the kids for two hours while I went to class and my sister wasn't home, and he agreed. If he babysits and doesn't accept pay, can I sue him for child support because he took on a fathe

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Light - "ite Chair Marketplace FREE - Free Chair Mark as Sold More Options 10:17 PM Yes, it's available. Can you deliver to me tomorrow I live in durant ok it says no deliveries on the description.. Can't drive don't have a truck. This is really starting to piss me off Bye B ch A contact left the group.

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Product - TODAY Do you take commissions? I do. My price is set at £5/1000 words upto 10000, at which point its £7.50/1000 words. Are you interested? u am but not at that amount maybe £3 for 5000 l'll send my idea in an email wait please tell me you're joking wdym G7 Translation available 5000 words would be £25. you're asking me to take £3 Yeah? it's not like it's your main job, right? I'm sorry. I'll be refusing your offer. If it was for 1000 words, I might consider going a bit lower. So you're

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Font - Requirements • Master's degree (PhD preferred) in Statistics, Operations Research, Computer Science, Machine Learning or other related fields and a minimum of 12 years related work experience. • 5+ years working with statistical modeling techniques (Regression, CHAID, Neural Networks, Cluster Analysis, RFs, XGBS, etc.) required. • Extensive experience in modeling, signal processing, innovation and multi disciplinary approaches. • 5+ years of experience doing hands-on statistical analysis

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Goggles - ReAHiti PY WE'RE CALLING FOR THE BEST: DESIGNERS RESEARCHERS MEDIA NERDS ANIMATORS MANAGERS WRITERS VIDEOGRAPHERS THINKERS to join... let's say, a very big passion project O If you REQUIRE pay, you're not what we're looking for Only requirement to apply: THE PASSION OF MAKING COOL SHIT ting! We're

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Font - 89 d 37% 8:30 PM O Like Comment Share b minutes ago • O LOOKING FOR A ROOM TO RENT!!! My aunt decided to kick me out because I couldn't pay her 1 months rent due to me wanting to see a movie instead, She's rich and needs the money more than I anyways. However, your home MUST be smoke free, NO partying, NO loud music, NO FRIENDS OVER LATE, and significant others are allowed to live rent free. I will tolerate your pets so long and they are groomed and NO PIT BULLS(don't want to go there wit

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Font - all Telstra Wi-Fi Call 8:37 am VPN 100% Jerome Cheap PC - 2007/8 $2 Accept PayPal at the meet-up Request Payment Hi, l'm interested in "Cheap PC 2007/8". Is this still available? Finally considering the specs are so outdated they aren't worth anything would you pay me $80 cash to collect and take away for you? I can pickup first thing tomorrow morning. Cheers. 12:52 am To deter and identify potential fraud, spam or suspicious behaviour, we anonymise your email address and reserve the righ

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Light - headphones available Message Sent Yes, it's available. Can you deliver tomorrow Where are you at? In detroit westside I can try. I have a few things I have to get done tomorrow. Oh ok well if you cant let me know now I'm gonna say I can't then. Fk you ugly ass rat face b_ ch dope head ass mental family ||

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Font - We are looking for a Site Engineer (Intern) to join our company. The following are the requirements. 1. B.E/B.tech (2020 passout) 2. Should be based in 3. Should have a laptop/pc in case of work from home. 4. Should have a bike to visit the site. 5. Male candidate is preferred. Note: This is not a paid internship Interested candidates send your resume throu personal message in Linkedin.

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Product - A ADD ME ON WHATSAPP Rate Buyer Free 6-drawer wide chest of drawers . Free . Ad Posted: 14:13 Me - 16:45 "Arrogance is a byproduct of ignorance." is the ponciest, most petty, entitlted response I can imagine to not getting some free IKEA furniture because you were too late. I hope your life gets better. Me - 16:46 My life is good thank you. Even you reply to my opinion is poor. Your obviously a very degenerated individual indeed. Let's hope 2021 allows you some degree of elocution. (Bi

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Font - Does anyone in the area watch kids? I'm looking for someone to watch my 1 year old. I want to start this transition from his current sitter to a new one around spring/ summer. And he will be around 11/2 by then. I am looking for 100$ or less a week. That is available from 7:30am to 6:30 pm 4 days a week. No weekends. I would provide food and snacks throughout the day.

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Product - Hello there! Yes I'm available for commissions but I don't accept exposure or shout-outs for it because I need the funds I'll have to decline your offer; 3:26 PM / No you don't understand I'm selective with the people who I offer this opportunity. Think about the exposure you'll get Take the time to think 3:28 PM No thanks!! I'm really not interested in working for free 3:29 PM / Do you want me to expose you to my hundred of followers??! How stingy you are ! I'll expose you on twitch s

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Font - Me Jan 21, 9:56 AM Yes, thank you. Unfortunately, this piece would require considerable work before I could deliver it up to my quality standards, so it would have to be a Standard order, at $25 for editing and improvement, or a Premium order, at $50 for a complete rewrite. If either of those packages is useful to you, let me know! Otherwise, sorry about that! Jan 21, 9:57 AM lol ok Jan 21, 9:57 AM i will do myself then Me Jan 21, 9:58 AM No problem. Thanks anyway, and good luck! Jan 21,

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Hair - Hello! I'm looking for a simple tattoo shop that takes walk ins to get this small alien tattoo about the size of a quarter. I've called a few and don't really want to pay a base pay of $60 for this. Is there any around here that doesn't have a minimum. I understand why there is a minimum, but just trying not to spend a lot for something so small. 1:11 1

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Product - My wife bought me a Range Rover cake for my birthday. Look at this s t, I'm mad as fxck this shxt look like a smart car, a stuff pillow & even that dumb truck from the movie "cars". Now her & her friends mad cause I cursed all of them out. $20 obo. Inbox now or I'm bout throw this shxt down the street. Serious offers only no low ballers WAN $20 · WAUKEGAN, IL Land Rover cake MESSAGE

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Organism - Hiring In Owosso 3d• My babysitter is going back to her normal job on the first, so l'll be needing a sitter to come to my house and babysit 10pm-9am 6-7 days a week. 25$ dollars a day is my pay, you have access to my Netflix, hulu, disney+, and some cable. Will need to start my toddler on her headstart class till I get home. Serious inquiries only, 4 month old and a 3 yr old MY HOME Babysitter Owosso · Full-time $25/ day APPLY NOW

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Azure - 11:13 AM What's the best price you can get me on both 11:22 AM I'd do both for 550 11:28 AM Can you meet me at 500? I'll have to sell the bloodlines as used it'll be a little tougher to move 2:53 PM Wait, for real? You want me to make less money so that you can make the profits in my shoes instead? Just want to make sure l'm understanding correctly. Delivered

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Font - ll TEW 2:06 PM 5% 00 Hi, I'm a teen influencer with 47.2k tiktok followers and I get 100k views per video. Most of my audience is 14-17 years old and would LOVE your jewelry and tee shirts! I want to collab with you by advertising your products to help you grow your business. If you send me three of the most expensive items in your store, I'll make a tiktok vid about them. I hope to hear back from you Hi there, the best way you can support our small business is by purchasing from it. I cl

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Product - Active 8 m ago 9:57 PM Hey your manager was messaging me earlier telling me that you were looking for a hand drawn portrait? yeah when can you start cos I need this ASAP Listen if you're sleeping right now, can you just draw my most recent post really quickly Sorry for the late reply, I was writing an email, I'll get on it right away. Keep in mind it'll be in pencil only is that alright with you? Yeah I guess that's ok just get it done quickly Sorry but I couldn't get your manager to s

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