25 Amusing Anecdotes From The Insular World Of 4chan

On October 1, 2003, fifteen year old Christopher 'Moot' Poole launched an anonymous, image-based bulletin board called 4chan, not yet knowing what an impact the modest web experiment would have on internet culture in the coming years. Today, one can find a variety of boards on the website dedicated to niche interests, including anime & manga, cosplay, comics, video games, political incorrectness, quests, and a vast array of NSFW content. But at the time of its launch, 4chan hosted only one 'random' board called /b/. Despite its simple beginnings, 4chan hasn't significantly changed in its nearly eighteen years of existence. Unlike other notable message board websites like Reddit, you don't need to register an account to participate (in fact, there is no account registration), you must upload an image to begin a new thread, and anyone can post anonymously. Although there are a list of general site rules and specific rules for each board that users must obey in order to avoid getting banned, to this day the site is one of the more uninhibited corners of the internet. Because of this, 4chan has been the subject of much controversy over the years. As the terminally-online know all too well, the ability to post freely and anonymously will inevitably yield disturbing and ugly results. But despite the fact that many view 4chan as a grotesque reflection of the darkest aspects of the human condition (as it very well may be), it's impossible to deny that the infamous website has influenced the internet in ways that no other web-based 'community' has. Out of the boards of 4chan rose rage comics, lolcats, and duckrolling (the precursor to rickrolling). One could argue that 4chan was the birthplace of the internet meme as we know it. 4chan may be a fringe online ecosystem shrouded in mystery to those who consume their memes from the safety of Twitter or Instagram, but some research has suggested that most of the memes in circulation originated from /pol/, which raises the question—do we forgive 4chan for the alt-right, because...memes? 

Ironically, screenshots of the most innocuous and least offensive posts from notoriously feral boards like /b/ now have their own home on a subreddit called r/greentext, or 'the realm of the most anti-climactic short stories from 4chan.' Many of the snippets featured on the sub collectively paint a more somber, tragic, and sometimes even wholesome picture of the 'anon' character. It's fascinating how the perception of an entire internet ecosystem can be manipulated by curating the content it produces. One could just as easily collect the most reprehensible posts from 4chan and suddenly 'anon' becomes an entirely unsympathetic character. In reality, 'anon' is millions of users—some malicious, some well-intentioned, all participating in an internet of anarchy that is difficult to define. We've collected some of the more harmless snapshots of /b/ via r/greentext, not to misrepresent the website, but instead to offer a small window into the insular world of 4chan to those who are mildly curious.

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Organism - _4665 png (87 KB, 292x292) Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:19:05 No.8316930 >went to the pizza place my dad used to work at >owner tells me funny stories about my dad >then he gives me free pizza and fries fries I had a great time. > O Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:23.39 No.8316931 >>8 did you make that face while you were driving home O Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:25:36 No.8316934 >8316931 Yes Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:35 34 No.8316944 >8316946 are you still making that face now Anonymous 11/28/

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Font - : Anonymous 02/02/21(Tue)19:48:24 No.15514415 "Can I have the fruit pancakes please?" >"The what? There's nothing on the menu called "fruit pancakes". "Th-the fresh fruit pancakes." >"Huh.." 39 KB JPG "Th-this one..." [points to menu] >"Say it." "What?" >"Say. It." "I'd like a... r..rooty t-tooty..." >"Say it like you mean it." [starting to cry] "I-I want a r-r-rooty t-tooty f-f-.f- fresh n... n fruity...." Why do dining establishments like to humiliate their customers like this?

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Font - : Anonymous 01/27/21(Wed)12:22:34 No.542077390 >>542071209 (OP) # >the year is 2022 >gamestop market cap is now valued at 50 billion dollars >visit my local gamestop >the smell of urine, body odor and 111 KB JPG energy drink burps, no longer present in the air, instead replaced by a trail of petunias and daffodils leading to the revolving door entrance >leave my coat with the doorman and check myself in before walking into the air conditioned 2,000 square foot three story building with va

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Jaw - : Anonymous 01/13/18(Sat)09:06:41 No.10531852 >walking home at night >pass a group of youths >one of them tells me dropped my gay card >I look down for it and 71 KB JPG realise I've been the victim of a practical joke >l am unmoved, I tell the youth that his provocations are futile because I am a stoic >he bursts out laughing and says it's pronounced stow-ic, not stoike >break down and cry in the street >>10532164 # >>10532217 # >>10532453 # >>10532459 #3

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Product - : Anonymous 04/27/19(Sat)00:31:16 No.798335037 >be me >have a pretty sh y, boring day >feels sucky >go home >look at rock and mineral collection 23 KB JPG >feel happier instantly Thank you rock and mineral collection

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Font - >be 11 year old me >Minecraft 1.0 comes out >want to get it >mom doesn't get me it at first >feelsbad.png >Easter rolls around >mom hands me a paper >its a username and password >mom got me an account for Easter >thanks mom 9.9 kB JPG >play minecraft all the time >make lots of memories and friends playing minecraft >fast forward to now >redownload Minecraft for the hell of it >look around for paper with username and password >find it >username is my name spelled backwards >lol >password..

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Rectangle - : Anonymous 01/03/20(Fri)22:32:34 No.817682610 > be me > You are now me > Have fun with you terrible life 203 KB JPG

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Dog - : Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)10:38:56 No.543918975 >sit down to watch my boyfriend play >its a dark souls like type game >he dies >he activates a god mode one hit 230 KB JPG kill cheat i'm dating a little b_ch and i hate it

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Font - : Anonymous 09/23/15(Wed)22:56:01 No.642863132 >>642860186 (OP) # >work at liqour store >see obviously underage girls enter and rush to the back >hear them whispering and discussing what to get >they grab heaven hill vodka >they try and check out and I ask for l'd >they "lost" it but one says her dad says its ok she's 22 >laugh at them and tell them gtfo >same girl tells me her dad is rich blah blah >they leave and I start eating a pickle in a bag >drive thru bell rings >walk over and see

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Smile - Share the most n thing you've ever done. Ill go first. >be me 138 KB PNG >23 days ago >driving drunk as f k, run a red light, ram into a f king cop car at 20 mph >cars are not too damaged >drunk mind is scared as s t >unable to think of a reason, stab myself with my pocket knife before the cop comes over >hide knife in glove box >say, "I had been stabbed officer" >cop gives me a ride to the nearest hospital mfw crisis avoided

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Product - : Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)20:14:08 No.62270735 a girl in my Spanish zoom class dm'd me saying nice job when I got a question right today. Is there hope? 21 KB JPG 2 Replies /1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)20:15:21 No.62270750 >>62270735 (OP) # >He's mistaking a nicety for affection again 8 KB PNG

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Font - : Anonymous 02/17/21(Wed)15:02:24 No.847604122 >be me end of high school >be in weed phase >come to class high af >red af eyes reeking of weed >everyone looks at me and teacher asks if i smoked weed >too high to think of what to say >"no teacher i drank my dad's cannabis scent MILLIONAIRE 64 KB JPG parfume and got drunk from alcohol in it" >teacher looks at me worried >i pull out my parfume from my backpack and drink it to prove myself >end up in a hospital >got suspended for being drunk

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Font - >have somewhat stable social circle in uni >get along with this one grill >she gives me a book for christmas that she thinks I would 82 KB JPG like >for some reason never open it >weeks go by, she keeps asking about the book >quickly look up plot summary on wiki so that I can pretend l'm reading it >she's visibly annoyed and angry, says "you probably never even opened it" >insist that I read it, our relationship slowly deteriorates >we get our degrees and don't stay in touch >fast forward

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Rectangle - O Anonymous 09/01/18(Sat)11:58. >be me >surgeon >35 hour operation >do it perfectly with no mistakes everyone thanks god

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Jaw - Anonymous 11/14/17(Tue)10:15:05 No.9295979 ► >>9295985 ITT: tell us about the most autistic /sci/ related thing you've ever done Here's mine >Be me >Be a useless sack of s t till I'm 18 >Start teaching myself math >For once in my lifetime I have self confidence >Feel like I'm literally unstoppable >Go to a restaurant >As I am paying the tab this genius idea crosses my mind >I write the definite integral of a polynomial as the tip >My logic at the time was that only someone who is good in m

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Screenshot - : Anonymous 02/03/21(Wed)23:57:48 No.542988776 >dad watching me play vidya >woah anon how did you know how to do (insert incredibly obvious thing here) >repeat x100 are boomers literally f king 47 KB PNG id? : Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)00:05:52 No.542989510 stop being al with you your dad is trying to connect

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Organism - : Anonymous 02/01/21 (Mon)14:31:35 No.62131000 >Be me >15 >My friend group decides we are all gonna take turn giving each other compliments >My turn to compliment one of the girls 68 KB JPG >Can't think of anything to say >"Anon, its your turn" >Panic >Dumbidea.jpg >l say "You have a nice ass" >Everyone starts laughing >mfw she genuinely looks happy to have her ass complimented >Mission succeeded I wish I still had that kind of confidence

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Terrestrial plant - : Anonymous 07/16/18(Mon)21:23:24 No.774541587 >be me >charming enough for girls to hang out with me >not charming enough for girls to want to date me 22 KB JPG >aware enough to realize that i dont have a chance >autistic enough to keep having in-depth conversations with her in my head

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Jaw - : Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)09:16:12 No.62356259 >read provided course math textbook >be hopelessly confused, not even begin to understand >go to 2 hr class, lose track in 5 minutes 267 KB PNG >go home and copy paste homework instructions into youtube >understand how to do it in 5 minutes

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Terrestrial plant - O Anonymous 10/12/10(Tue)12:31 No.75545XXX File1286901093.jpg-(48 KB, 678x444, 1233814009623 jpg) >Pretend I'm a girl just to get items >Meet a great girl in the process that convinces me to join her guild >Become best friends >She turns out to be a lesbian >Keep pretending even if it feels wrong >7months of online dating and cybering >She tells me we have to talk >Think she wants to meet IRL and get ready to tell her the horrble truth >She tells me she's really a guy pretend

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Organism - >finally get a gf at 30 years old >she is going through my pictures on my phone >anon why do you have hundreds of green cartoon frogs saved in your camera roll? This is weird. Can you delete them? >call her a fat pig and tell her to get out 316 KB PNG of my apartment 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Organism - : Anonymous 01/24/21(Sun)08:18:56 No.62001152 Anyone else probably gonna die a virgin because you refuse to settle for the fat/ugly easy girls? I'm just not even interested in anything less than a qt, or at least a chubby girl with sexy fat distribution and a decent face. 84 KB JPG : Anonymous 01/24/21(Sun)08:21:17 No.62001180 >>62001152 (OP) # >applies reverse logic >realises women will never settle for him 23 KB PNG tfw

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Jaw - : Anonymous (ID: 1ta/DtoM) 02/02/21(Tue)00:43:18 No.12055241 >be me >7 >forced to do karate >slack off every time >dad yells at me >asks me if i want to join clown school 62 KB JPG >i said yes >gets even angrier >mfw i dont get to join clown school

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Happy - : Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)21:05:35 No.62105627 >grow up with cold distant parents >never learn to show affection >have girls be nice to me and try to flirt >ignore them or be rude to them >get girlfriend >go to her house 45 KB JPG >her parents hug and talk >her siblings are social and kind to me >a whole different world >something I never had growing up |

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Organism - : Anonymous 05/31/19(Fri)00:48:52 No.801024299 Storytime /b/. >be me, depressed and homebody >smoke in my room almost constantly >decide to get a bonsai tree >looking up maintenance and care, completely overlooked my smoking 7 KB JPG habit >realize im killing this tree with my shitty choice to smoke, ignoring the irony of killing myself with my choice to smoke >started smoking outside >Started smoking less >Bonsy is looking great >i feel much better too >quit smoking Thanks bonsy. 3 R

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