25 Bad Life Hacks From Unruly Jokesters

Tilesh Bo February 27, 2021

We all know that one person on Instagram who incessantly posts motivational platitudes about the importance of self-care on a pastel background, or clickbait articles that offer half-assed life hacks to everyday obstacles. We've got a bunch of chaotic and tongue-in-cheek memes and tweets that make fun of these clichés by offering terrible advice. No one should actually take these sarcastic pro tips seriously, but they sure are useful if you need a good laugh!

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Text - LITTLE JOSEPH @casablankstare Life hack: save time by crying about two things at the same time

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Property - Joe Hendry 20m ·0 If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it. #entrepreneur

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Text - Brent Terhune @BrentTerhune made my last car payment I till owe a lot but I'm just not paying anymore 8:22 AM 10/24/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Bottle - If you mix Tabasco in with your hand sanitizer, it will not only kill germs, but will also teach you not to touch your face and eyes. Hont forget TABASCO BRAND SAUCE Follow me for more tips. mu com PEPPE

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Text - Shower Feelings A @feelings_shower A good way to find out if youre truly old is to fall in the street. If people laugh, you're still young. If they rush to help you, you're old.

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Text - Next time your girl piss u off reply "he busy" and turn off your phone for a hour... follow me for more relationship advice

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Text - /dan/null @NoTalentAC Tip: When making a sex tape, play Disney music in the background. That way, if it gets leaked online, Disney attorneys will have them all taken down.

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Text - Here's a tip Carry a fork with you. If someone tries to rob you, pull the fork out of your pocket and say "thank you, Lord for this meal I'm about to have" and charge at them with the fork

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Joint - May 19 92 miles away This account is run by mays current boyfriend. I want to find her a replacement before I break up with her

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Text - r/teenagers Posted by u/69Deckerspawn 14• 9h Teenagers, today I am going to teach you how to make your parents stop smoking Advice Step 1: Get close to them when they are smoking so that you can breath in the smoke Step 2: Get final stage lung cancer Step 3: When you're on your death bed, make sure your last words to your parents are "This is all your fault" Step 4: Die and profit

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Text - BATHROOM TIP Going NUMBER 2? DISCREETLY COVER UP YOUR POOP SõunDS BY CONTINUALLY •SHRIEKING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS

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Text - Oprah reveals how she manages to stay stress free at 64! Step 1: have a billion dollars.

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Text - MotherFuckingCheeseFries @MFCheeseFries Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything

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Amusement ride - These irresponsible people were not using masks in public transportation. Luckily, my silent but deadly technique never fails

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Text - MehGyver @TheAndrewNadeau If you can't think of a word say "I forget the English word for it". That way people will think you're bilingual instead of an idiot.

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Text - Are you lonely?: Tired of working on your own? Do you hate making decisions? HOLD A MEETING! You can- See people • Show charts Feel important Point with a stick Eat donuts Impress your colleagues All on company time! MEETINGS =THE PRACTICAL ALTERNATIVE TO WORK:

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Bicycle - NDRACK No bike lock? No problem. FANATI

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Product - durex durex F1000co0 29 Little Hacks That Could Save Your Life saffron-not-so-joy is that a fucking game boy cartridge case? pancakeke this is a legit lifehack because keeping a condom in your wallet is bad news. the friction from it being in your pocket or jostled around wears down the latex and can cause it to tear. if you keep one on you in a gameboy cart case that won't be an issue because no one will have sex with you

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Text - Default ... @McClaneJohn2 Pro tip: If you reply "go fuck your self" to the bosses email, you don't have to work tomorrow. 7:25 PM · 10/26/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - If you're being physically bullied just say “no, stop, that's giving me a boner"

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Text - Roxi Horror * @roxiqt I don't know if anyone else gets anxious about phone calls but a little tip l've learned is: if there is a phone call that I don't want to make, before I start dialing the number, I carefully hold the phone in my hand & toss it gently into a lake. I hope this advice helps others.

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Text - Angry? Sad? Frustrated? Have you tried... YELLING? Relieves stress Feels good Is scary to birds YELLING IS LIKE TALKING, BUT LOUDER!

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Text - Robbie Abel Just found out I'm really good at escape rooms 9:16 PM 04 Jul 19 · Twitter for Android ii View Tweet activity Robbie Abel - 27s v Replying to @ Apparently if you have a panic attack in the corner they let you out early

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Text - drunk driving cow @ByYourLogic this is legal to do melissa jacobs @deathrep 10h NODAP Local landlord says renter trying to sell his house on Craigslist youtu.be/RcrDYB2AluU via @YouTube 11:38 PM · 11 Nov 20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Photo caption - LIFE IS SHORT. MAKE SURE YOU SPEND AS MUCH TIME AS POSSIBLE ON THE INTERNET ARGUING WITH STRANGERS ABOUT POLITICS.

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