28 Times Intellectually Challenged Souls Believed The Onion

The Onion has been a satirical publication since 1988. That's over thirty years. While they may have ceased to distribute an actual paper, their hilarious articles are very much in existence in the digital universe. And there are still stupid people who believe their (mostly) obvious joke headlines. 

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Product - The Onion@TheOnion 19 Apr 2018 Mom Makes Sure Everyone Has Masturbated Before Long Car Ride trib.al/51sCXjQ ta 687 85 3.7к Lou Pope @loubird23 Replying to TheOnion this is the UGLIEST thing I have ever read am going to delete my Twitter Account

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Tennis - The OnionGTheOnion 10 Jul 2018 Serena Williams Stripped Of Titles After It Revealed She's Been Playing With A Racket In Each Hand This Whole Time trib.al/LMG62FI COSTE 72 t 1.0K 6.4K BillinAChinaSchlep @inSchlep Replying to@TheOnion I have a hard time believing this. She's been playing since 1995 in front of both live fans and tv viewers and not one person has noticed that she has a racket in each hand?!?!?

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Text - н 2 hours ago 2 Called it. Dick Van Dyke Finally Confesses To Zodiac Killings www.theonion.com Like Comment-Unfollow Post Share Promote K and 13 others like this. в This has to be fake about an hour ago-Like No way man, this is an actual Onion article. н about an hour ago Like 5 Wow that's crazy about an hour ago Unlike 1 It's hard to believe because Dick Van Dyke is so likeable 5 minutes ago via mobile Like Sociopaths are often very charismatic though н 5 minutes ago Like 1

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Job - P shared a link hr TSA Agents To Now Simply Stand At Checkpoints And Remind Passengers That We All Die Someday THEONION.COM Share M What? Why are we continuing to pay these people? We will all die someday...nobody told me! Guess I need to fly somewhere so l can be in the information loop! Absolutely ridiculous! 29 mins

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Horse - via The Onion 21 hrs- Lol perrier Belmont Stakes Allowing Sponsors To Brand Logos Onto Side Of Race Horses THEONION.COM Share D likes this. That is cruelty branding them with a hot iron. Disgusted! M 15 hrs Edited 10

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Text - 20 hrs Paleontologists Determine Dinosaurs Were Killed By Someone They Trusted THEONION.COM Share 6 people like this. Wow hmmm very interesting and sad! 8 hrs

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Photography - The Onion @TheOnion Chris Pratt was paid around $10 million more than this female extra for doing Jurassic Worid because he's a man. 1.7K t8.5K 32K max Follow @maxwdr Honestly if I was a male extra and Chris Pratt was paid $10 million more than me, I wouldn't complain at all. He's the star of the movie

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Text - The Onion @TheOnion 29 Nov 2016 Death Row Guard Has Always Had Soft Spot For The innocent Ones trib.al/Q4CzpPr 888 t 251 Follow Replying to @TheOnion Yo everyone is missing the point here! Why the hell are Police convicting and sentencing innocent people to death???? Maybe that should also be a story! An innocent person is being killed is murder isn't it?

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Text - Report: Only One In Every 150,000 Dead Children Becomes Angel www.theonion.com CHICAGO-Contradicting long-held conventional wisdom, a report appearing this week in The Journal Of Theological Studies condludes that, 1 Like Comment Share 10 likes this. Completely ridiculous. How would they confirm such a claim? And for what it's worth, ZERO percent of dead people become angels. Angels are created beings. While the Bible teaches that Jesus died so that we might be with Him in paradise, nowhe

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Zoo - via The Onion 23 hrs-Edited So stupid that's a ridiculous amount of money to bring a rthino to a theme park. Definitely not in the rhinos best interest. Very sad. This Nonprofit Took The World's Last Northern White Rhino On An Unforgettable Trip To Six Flags

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Road - The Onion @TheOnion 13 Sep 2018 FEMA Officials Panic After Accidentally Evacuating 1 Million Residents In Direction Of Hurricane trib.al/TSg3ke 2 699 3.2K 44 Frances Birnie @frances birnie Replying to @TheOnion How does someone make a mistake like that.

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Joint - The Onion @TheOnion - 11 Sep 2018 New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11 trib.al/7ionfG8 FLY ON IN FOR SUBTEMBER 11TH! YOU WILL "NEVER FORGET" THIS DEAL FOOTLONG SUBS $9.11 SUBWAY eat fresh. 245 t 1.3K 5.3K SheddingDennis @Denise57276104 Replying to TheOnion Tasteless!!!! Boycott Subway!!!!

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Face - The Onion @TheOnion Mar Deformed Freak Born Without Penis trib.al/hU3YIRe t 419 2.6K 65 hsoow farmer Trashius Pandus Replying to TheOnion Its called a girl ffs

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People - The Onion TheOnion-21 Nov 2018 Man At Airport Pissed That Other People Had Same Idea To Go Home For Thanksgiving trib.al/IUDJBVT 606 22 4.5K Janet Herold @janetherold1 Replying to @TheOnion oh get real... He is just frustrated like all the other travelers.

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Product - The Onion @TheOnion 20 Oct 2018 Tokyo Adds 100-Story Toadstool To Skyline trib.al/DihdE6G t 335 2.5K 78 Todd Huyghe Todd Huyghe Replying to@ TheOnion Love the architecture...but not sure I like this.

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Text - S 12 hours ago New Study Finds 85% Of Americans Don't Know All The Dance Moves To National Anthem www.theonion.com BOSTON-According to a survey published Wednesday by historians at Boston University, more than 85 percent of Americans are untfamiliar with the upbeat, traditional dance... Share dance moves? i thought all u do is put ur hand on the heart M and sing 11 hours ago

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Text - M 4 hours ago Terrified Johnny Depp Unable To Remove Tonto Makeup onion.com NASHVILLE, TN-Following the release of Disney's The Lone Ranger actor Johnny Depp told reporters that the makeup he wore for his co- starring role in the fim as Tonto still will not come off. Like Comment Share 4 people like this. This is not good. He is also one of my favorite actors. J 43 minutes ago Like

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Text - J 2 hours ago Family Watching Movie White-Knuckles It Through Unexpected Sex Scene onion.com BETHEL PARK, PA-A routine Schaeffer family movie night took a sudden and deeply uncomfortable turn Thursday when the family of Like Share 5 people like this. We subscribed to a magazine that would label if movies had obscenities, profanities, lewd scenes, violence, etc. We just did not rent anything with sex. We also had a VCR player that would mute any bad words and put up closed captioning that

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Text - J 9 hours ago Apple Promises To Fix Glitches In Map Software By Rearranging Earth's Geography onion.com Apple is working hard to move streets, buildings, and natural features of the Earth itself to be Share 2 people like this. Is this really cost effective? D 5 hours ago via mobile

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Text - L I am ABSOLUTELY disgusted by this... No longer will i participate in such activities. 42 Million Dead In Bloodiest Black Friday Weekend On Record www.theonion.com NEW YORK-According to emergency personnel, early estimates indicate that more than 42 million Americans were Like Comment Share 33 minutes ago

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Hand - A 4 hrs WTF?? So eating it is ok though??....me thinks not TACO ET Taco Bell Warns Employees Against Directly Exposing Skin To Food THE ONION

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Text - Dr. Hoethotnik Follow @traytrayolay If Your kids getting turned on by the hulk, then you have bigger issues than him putting on a bra. ClickHole@ClickHole A group of concerned parents is petitioning Marvel to make the Hulk wear a bra because his massive pecs are bound to arouse teens 0:39

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Smile - к 2 hrs Wow, to have a love like this!!! So sweet Elderly Woman Begins Freezing Meals Husband Can Eat While She's Passed Away THEONION.COM

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Text - Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she... THE ONION Like Share ??? I'm thankful to God I didn't have to make that choice... couldn't have... June 4, 2012 at 1144am Like

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Text - @TheOnion 1 Apr 2017 The Onion Married Couple Only Staying Together For Sake Of U.S. Divorce Rate trib.al/MD7OxhX tu 171 11 1.1K Follow Replying to @TheOnion Dumbest reason ever. For the sake of US divorce rates? Sacrifice happiness for statistics?

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Fish - theonion.com New Study Confirms Sharks Just Really Angry Dolphins Comment Share Like You and 2.8K others 862 Shares I don't think this is true. 7 42 mins Like Reply More

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Hallaca - The Onion @TheOnion Jan 11 Sandwich Previously Thought Incapable Of Looking More Depressing Flattened In Backpack trib.al/D01BYqB ti 394 26 3.ЗК Grammer Police @medianewsfake Replying to@TheOnion This is exactly what's wrong with journalism these days and why the Country is fed up with the fake news media. How can this be a story?

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Product - The OnionTheOnion Feb 8 'Fly, My Pretties, Says Jeff Bezos Releasing Swarm Of Amazon Drones To Hunt Down Nude Photos trib.al/W0C4Jtx Jeff Bezos ti 3.2K 82 15K dawn morell @dawnmorell3 Replying to @TheOnion @JeffBezos Kudos to you Jeff Bezos! F%ck! The media! They are ruining our country! Glad your fighting back !!!

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