37 Amusing Tweets From The Clever Brains Of Twitter

Funny tweets are kind of like memes for people who like their jokes in text form. Anything can become a meme if it's shared enough, including tweets that get taken out of their original context (Twitter) and spread elsewhere across the internet. We like to think we're elevating tweets to meme-status whenever we offer one of these entertaining collections of the best recent stuff from the bird app. If you feel the same way, then you'll probably have a good time scrolling through this curated batch of Twitter gems.

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Human - Crockett * @CrockettForReal Joker tells a joke and Batman can't help himself, he laughs. He found it funny. Joker never does crimes again 10:37 AM · 2021-02-08 · Twitter for iPhone 89 Retweets 499 Likes

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Ecoregion - austin ... @6ft4fisherman What goes on here? OWichite COLORADO KANSAS MISSOUR oBarliesville O Enid otuisa OKLAHOMA OMiskoged OKLAHOMA CIRY DAmarillo Norman D OMCAlester olawton oDurant olubbock eziton TEXAS ODallas FI Werth Tolorn ans Al KiRewred OAbilene 2:26 PM · 2021-02-07 · Twitter for iPhone 29.8K Retweets 4,670 Quote Tweets 387K Likes NEW MEXICO ARKANSAS

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Font - Sophia Benoit O @1followernodad ... I would pay $7000 to never see a movie again where a guy praises a woman for "actually ordering real food" on a date. 12:48 AM · 2021-02-08 · Twitter for iPhone 3,467 Retweets 210 Quote Tweets 68.2K Likes

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Human - Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes Just realized l've been eating like it's Super Bowl Sunday every day of quarantine. 7:55 PM · 2021-02-07 · Twitter for iPhone 500 Retweets 25 Quote Tweets 8,032 Likes

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Font - mindflakes @mindflakes If a cow ever somehow got inside my house I think l'd pretend to be upset about it but secretly l'd be delighted 3:59 PM · 2021-02-07 · Twitter for Android 55 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 271 Likes

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Organism - thomas e @perfectsweeties why, as a society, did we decide that we needed a word more extreme than "extreme" and that word is "xtreme" 7:54 PM · 2021-02-08 · Twitter for Android 40 Retweets 1Quote Tweet 592 Likes

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Organism - HALEY @LifeAsHales Somebody said these weekends starting to feel like 30 min lunch breaks and I felt that in my soul. 12:40 AM · 2021-02-08 · Twitter for iPhone 36.3K Retweets 939 Quote Tweets 193K Likes

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Font - Lindsie, B.Ed @Lindsie_Rose ... Did people actually climb ropes in gym class or is that just a movie/tv trope? 12:43 AM · 2021-02-08 · Twitter for Android 1,842 Retweets 2,054 Quote Tweets 33K Likes

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Font - nonbinary sunset @ldrinkh20 The greatest athlete of all time is probably one of the Jackass guys 12:44 AM · 2021-02-08 · Twitter for iPhone 3,701 Retweets 134 Quote Tweets 40.3K Likes

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Font - menace 2 society @appledoglives The what The mcg GIF "mcg" McGenocide Mchugh W e r y u i 6:08 PM · 2021-02-07 · Twitter for iPhone 7,771 Retweets 322 Quote Tweets 95.8K Likes

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World - John Fetterman ... @JohnFetterman If you're opposed to raising the minimum wage to $15 hr, you should work and live on our current minimum wage to demonstrate for the rest of us, exactly how one can survive or feed a family on $7.25 hr. 8:53 AM · 2021-02-08 · Twitter for iPhone 17.9K Retweets 732 Quote Tweets 111K Likes

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Organism - scarfo @Doughbvy therapy: $90/hr saying "it eez what it eez": $0 1:31 PM · 2021-02-07 · Twitter for iPhone 72.3K Retweets 2,168 Quote Tweets 366K Likes

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Font - Cilantro.bb.95@aim.com @bb_apes PRO TIP FOR PEOPLE STRUGGLING WITH AΝΧΙEΤY: Thave found it very beneficial to my mental health, especially my anxiety, to not be in a pandemic 2:04 AM · 2021-02-08 · Twitter for iPhone 19.7K Retweets 813 Quote Tweets 196K Likes

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Reptile - Geeky VSteven @geekysteven The Southern Painted Turtle has a distinctive stripe on its shell which scientists believe makes it go faster 1:06 PM · 2021-02-08 · Twitter for Android 201 Retweets 22 Quote Tweets 1,158 Likes

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Font - Saralicia ... @saraliciac I want whatever the people who run at 6am have 11:57 AM · 2021-02-08 · Twitter for iPhone 81.2K Retweets 5,695 Quote Tweets 396K Likes

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Rectangle - lotion wizard @old_lotion You can stop the trolley at any time, but doing so requires you to make a phone call 2:20 PM · 2021-02-08 · Twitter for iPhone 2,529 Retweets 321 Quote Tweets 30.4K Likes

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Font - Blackberry babe @jxnnyway Nowhere in the Bible did I read that Eve had to support Adam's rap career 4:48 PM · 2021-02-07 · Twitter for iPhone 18.8K Retweets 2,159 Quote Tweets 101K Likes

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Font - Emma Berquist @eeberquist acab of course, but if I saw Godzilla | would probably call 911 4:15 PM · 2021-02-08 · Twitter Web App 628 Retweets 108 Quote Tweets 14.6K Likes

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Font - Sheila Dirty @Sheila_Mac420 I don't know what my spirit animal is, but I'm pretty sure it has a cone around its neck. 5:58 PM · 2021-02-08 · Twitter for iPhone 135 Retweets 378 Likes

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Light - Ashley White • Esthetician @skinclasshero my camera roll when I take my iPad back from a toddler 9:47 PM · 2021-02-07 · Twitter for iPhone 52.3K Retweets 1,971 Quote Tweets 413K Likes

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Joint - Matt. @MattTheBrand help 8,754 me 2:45 PM · 2021-02-07 · Twitter for iPhone 122K Retweets 5,798 Quote Tweets 682K Likes

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Font - Adam Cerious ... @Browtweaten if carbo hydrate why bread dry 11:49 AM · 2021-02-09 · Twitter for Android 164 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 972 Likes

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Font - cella paz @cellapaz orgies is short for organic veggies 3:54 PM · 2021-02-09 · Twitter for iPhone 62 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 187 Likes

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Font - oats ... @oats If I was on the bachelor id pick the girl | on the first day. Boom done Back to gaming 10:24 PM · 2021-02-08 · Twitter for iPhone 1,353 Retweets 37 Quote Tweets 18.9K Likes

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Font - m@thew @TweetPotato314 ... Kool-aid man dying halfway through a cartwheel 7:14 PM · 2021-02-09 · Twitter for iPhone 44 Retweets 250 Likes

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Organism - philip matarese @philorphilip Zoom Cat Filter Video is flawless. Makes it all worth it. The internet, everything. Just a guy at the absolute end of his rope saying "I- I'm not a cat." It's all worth it. I feel alive. 8:07 PM · 2021-02-09 · Twitter Web App 1,235 Retweets 38 Quote Tweets 13.9K Likes

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Organism - Lil Lei. ... @leianaclemente God pls let me find $80,000 on the floor today. 1:41 PM · 2021-02-08 · Twitter for iPhone 110K Retweets 3,338 Quote Tweets 463K Likes

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Font - sarah lugor!! O @sarahlugor why is spilling a drink so embarrassing?? it was an ACCIDENT 9:30 PM · 2021-02-09 · Twitter for iPhone 3,282 Retweets 264 Quote Tweets 58.2K Likes

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Head - Rawad™M @beirutbitchh the pics i take the pics they of people take of me 5:06 AM · 2021-02-08 · Twitter for Android 56.7K Retweets 2,816 Quote Tweets 311K Likes

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Organism - gl**ve O @glaiv3 cavemen be like "7 will be my year" 6:52 PM · 2021-02-09 · Twitter Web App 1,152 Retweets 20 Quote Tweets 13.6K Likes

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Flash photography - Brian @itsbriancuh "So you think l'm cute??" 3:28 PM · 2021-02-08 · Twitter for iPhone 36.8K Retweets 1,551 Quote Tweets 212K Likes

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Human - Vinny Thomas ! @vinn_ayy The founding fathers probably never even ate lasagna in their entire lives, who cares what they think? 10:58 AM · 2021-02-10 · Twitter for iPhone 187 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 1,526 Likes

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Head - anna ?? is in shambles ... @BIGQUEUE hi what is this for u rn i hear a funny phrase make it my personality trait for 3 months 11:55 AM · 2021-02-09 · Twitter for iPhone 8,328 Retweets 2,240 Quote Tweets 65.4K Likes

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Font - linc @lincnotfound PS5 is short for Please Shove 5 eggs down my throat its egg time 9:45 PM · 2021-02-09 · Twitter Web App 452 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 4,117 Likes

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Font - whalefact @awhalefact calling someone a whale as an insult is confusing because being a whale is the best thing you could possibly be 12:31 PM · 2021-02-10 · Twitter for iPhone 66 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 332 Likes

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Font - Februerich 2021 @charbroil_chew bitcoin? isn't that how people checked if gold was real? 12:48 PM · 2021-02-09 · Twitter for Android 117 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 628 Likes

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Human - l Lola Buncher @bolaluncher Every year on NYE I think "no way they can turn this number into glasses" and every year lam wrong 12:24 PM · 2021-02-09 · Twitter for iPhone 8,102 Retweets 165 Quote Tweets 108K Likes

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