43 Memes Full Of Delightfully Dumb Humor

Greetings meme connoisseur. Today we offer a generous serving of delectable memes and chuckle-worthy tweets with a side of amusing pictures. Bone apple tea!

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Product - Cargo space? @PunHubOnline Car no do that. Car no fly Pun hub

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Yellow - NUH CAUTION ATTENTION 1 out of every 3 snakes is an asshole

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Facial expression - @PunHubOnline Have you met my daughter Beth? And what's Beth short for? Because she's only three. Pun hub AMERICASBESTPICS.COM

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Face - "2020 has beeń hard for all of us." Jennifer Aniston

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Photo caption - Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret? Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once. Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity. Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables. Egod Cent KYANN NEA" CRETA

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Product - Interviewer: So where do you see yourself in five years? Me: l'd say my biggest weakness is listening. GEvIMemeGuy

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Face - NASA when an asteroid narrowly misses the earth by 545 million miles

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Facial expression - me on ellen: ellen : so I heard you like Fallout 4? me : yeah *nuclear sirens go off in the distance* me : omg ellen you didn't

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Text - r/AskReddit u/lovedumpXL • 3h What was ruined because too many people started doing it? 5.2k 4.7k Share McGician • 2h Having sex with my wife

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Font - Dylan @imdumbhard SICHIC BARBER ruckin @ruckin_ *walks in* barber: say no more

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Tire - BONUS SIZE 20% MORE Alberto VO5 MEN 13 IN1 SHAMPOO CONDITIONER BODY WASH Toothpaste Mouthwash Deodorant Peanut Butter Gatorade Milk Tin Foil ENERGY Tennis Shoes Dental Floss Eye Drops FRESH +5 Vitamins PARABEN FREE SILICONE FREE 15 EI

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Cat - When you wake up in the morning and try to read your text messages:

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Text - MehGyver but Spooky ®AndrewNadeau0 INVENTOR OF GLUE: I bet if we melt that horse we could use it to stick stuff to other stuff. TIM: Dude...is everything okay at home?

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Text - When you've killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a stake when you start to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy

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Text - "You don't mind waiting in the car?" "I have a book." "You won't get bored 'I have a book.' 'I might be an hour. *Waves book*

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Face - When you're at work checking the time and it's 9:00am, then you check 3 hours later and it's only 9:21am

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Facial expression - *hits blunt* You could throw a rock into a lake and be the last person to touch that rock until the end of time

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Text - thefartsinourstars Follow i LOVE star war!! PEW PEW, light saver! dark vader and luke skyscraper and obi 1 cannoli and r2b2 and 3pco and tobbaca. i love star trek. #notes 473,549 notes

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Text - Memetaza o @memetazaa when there's 3 people left and you're trying to press the emergency button before you get killed 12:57 PM · 10/8/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - 整天隨過忙,迎TM不挣钱 Whole day I'm fucking busy only get few money ethoereal: ΒΙTCH MΜΕ TOO Source: memewhore 172,019 notes Aug 22nd, 2016

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Text - [spelling bee] judge: your word is nationality me: country of origin? judge: ya

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Photo caption - When you're cooking & the recipe says "chill in the fridge for one hour"

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Hair - "2020 has been has been hard on all of us" -Paris Hilton IG: @davie_dave

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Text - Bad opinion haver @daneZie How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 6 Step 7,8,9,11 RETWEETS FAVORITES 5,184 6,481 3:45 AM

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Product - Why are you wearing a surgical mask? I'm not, it's a coughy filter HTRON 3U LEDIONE Pun any

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Text - Police have reported a man going into local craft stores dipping his testicles in glitter. It's pretty nuts.

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Cartoon - Walking to the door of my job and wondering if I should just leave and never come back

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Text - Thread lan Millhiser and 42 others follow darthM @darth wat about dogs with normal size wieners let all dogs race Leify @LeifTheTank · 6h There Will Be an Enormous Wiener Dog Race in DC on September 21 washingtonian.com/2019/09/18/ wie... 8:53 AM · 19 Sep 19 · Tweetbot for iOS 313 Retweets 2,860 Likes

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Local food - When you decide to start making healthier choices. @stonerflix

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Text - spuki @desukidesu ... me: you gotta help me, i'm cursed mario: take a this six sided shape me: how will this help? mario: hex a gon 4:20 PM · 2020-10-23 · Twitter for iPhone 189 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 1,243 Likes

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Animated cartoon - Me dealing with other peoples problems vs. Me dealing with my own

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Forehead - Activision the same game set in a different time period Call of Duty players

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Text - SPAIN Spanish driver tests positive for every drug in test By Camille Bello last updated: 13/08/2018 Policía Foral Foruzaingos Hou Did He Get Here? Have every effect applied at the same time

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Cartoon - "Early to bed, early to wake, makes a lady smart, pretty, and great." Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy but socially dead. ponies-n-things: There are two kinds of cartoon

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Text - he wore a mask he canceled sporting events * he wanted a quarantine * the root of the problem was a bat you were right bane

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Rabbits and Hares - be soft but be ready

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Text - People who like country: "I get it people don't like country you can put whatever you want on" People who don't like country: "I swear if you put country on I will jump out of this moving vehicle run to the closest body of water and drown myself"

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Outerwear - Select all squares with jedi masters. Cn O Verify Report a problem

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Cat - himalayan himawalkin

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Bird - TIRED OF BEING A BIRD?

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Text - SCIENCE Manatees Are No Longer Listed as Endangered Species Sij posting MANITY RESTORED

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Technology - When your mom calls your name but doesn't say what she wants I have been summoned. Explain.

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Insect - do not come any closer he will HOP he done it before he'll do it again if he HOP, what will you do then? it will be over for you you have no chance

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