45 Memes & Tweets For Pressing Pause

Happy Tuesday, y'all. For people who had the fortune of having President's Day off, today feels like a dreary Monday. For everyone else - employed or not - it feels like, well, a dreary Tuesday. Instead of languishing in the doldrums, we recommend seeking some mood-elevating activities. While such activities are up for interpretation, we've put together these memes and tweets so you don't have to think much about it. You can just sit back, relax, and enjoy the stupidity.

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Table - Me on all social media accounts after taking one good picture

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Photograph - The year is 2000, it's Friday, you head out to Blockbuster with your dad and rent 1-2 movies to watch for the weekend. Life is good new releases al comprareardenar aalpin pelicula nueval 成 RENTA GRATIS MI

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Terrestrial plant - Jess Zeidman @jzeidz You were "gifted & talented" in elementary school, choose your path: anxiety depression fear of failure that plagues your every decision intense guilt that you'll never live up to your earlier potential good at crossword puzzles all of the above 12:04 PM · 1/31/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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World - ells @elliepeek people who get diarrhea from taco bell are weak and their bloodline is weak and history will forget them

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Forehead - Jesus showing me memes from my phone and explaining why I can't go to heaven JUST DO NICE

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Car - WHEN YOU HAD 4 BOWLS FOR BREAKFAST BUT ONLY 1 WAS CEREAL kerchoo VE

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Forehead - When you know you're being annoying af but you don't care because you're finding yourself way too hilarious

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Jaw - I recently learned that volcano snails exist. Their shells are made of iron and they live around hydrothermal vents that can reach up to 750 degrees Fahrenheit.

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Font - If she asks you "what should I make for dinner" after 6pm, the answer she is looking for is "takeout"

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Forehead - aidan Follow @aidan my anxiety: hey me again me: [softly] Don't.

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Wood - STATION It's over mannequin. I have the high ground!

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Clothing - Matt "The Ostrich" Mitchell @ALostrich Me after they rearrange the Walmart

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Product - Me being escorted out of Applebee's after having 3 Bahamas Mamas

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Trousers - "How are you getting home from Applebee's tonight?" Me: @heckottsupieme

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Watch - FATHERHOOD IN THE TRENCHES HOSPITAL HANDING OVER A 2-DAY OLD HUMAN BEING WITH ABSOLUTELY NO INSTRUCTIONS FIRST-TIME PARENT imgiip.com

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Organism - When you leave things for tomorrow and tomorrow arrives

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Cartoon - sorry mom Sori but i've chosen a life of sin little kids cry I make

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Forehead - Me: *eats a piece of fruit and takes a sip of water* My organs:

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Hand - b-2 bomber paregrine falcon prettycooltim my hand reaching into a pringles can

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Clothing - "Before you can enter this site, you must confirm that you are 18 II years old."

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Automotive tire - saying „now let's do a silly one“ during a group photo INOTiai / Casual se Heavy Duty in an Whitest Whites zed кed

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Font - The Lord @GEO7GE "how's your mental health?" Can't Believe It's Gotten Even worse! 12/6/17, 5:48 PM

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Rectangle - leftboob-enthusiast (to the tune of The Final Countdown) it's a mental breakdown thesilencedmasses *off-key kazoo* agoodkind After vine died we are reduced to text form vines

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Cat - "I'm not supposed to tell anybody but." Me:

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Eyebrow - 3+ She looks like she farted in the box and it finally hit her

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Product - What are your plans for the weekend? "Sorry l'm busy" Kittens in 3-D

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Helmet - 3

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Font - Grant Tanaka @GrantTanaka [stuck at home] son: omg so bored daughter: omg so bored wife: omg so bored me: omg so bored dog: this is the greatest day of my life 12:38 PM · 3/16/20 · Twitter Web App

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Jaw - Tal Waterhouse @iiTalW People who can't distinguish between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I cannot put into words. 2018-05-03, 1:01 AM

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Hair - Me remembering every cringe moment of my life: DINE DING Me trying to remember something important:

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Nature - Quick Animal Facts: Worms have no clue what's going on

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Clothing - Roses are red, college is long BBC ENS Decisions, decisions - all of them wrong.

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Wheel - madagascar gladagascar Notagascar sadagascar

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World - Literally the ehtire sum of human knowledge Dank memes Me, on my phone

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Automotive parking light - ZA 41 Action News O KSHB @41actionnews A sinkhole roughly the size of six to seven washing machines has closed the northbound lanes of State Line Road near 100th Street in Kansas City, Missouri. Mohubedu @Ralphium Americans will measure with anything but the metric system

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Glasses - The Flat Earth Society has members all around theglobe. 0O 4.9K 32 Conments 386 Shar Like Comment Share Top Ca Write a comment Physics-Astronomy.comSay that agaln, but slowly Like Reply 0 1,986 20 lirs Something's wrong, I can feel it made with mematic

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Sports uniform - T remember whenI was a kid I could go to the store with $1 and come home with 3 bags of chips 2 candy bars 6 packs of starburst and a cold drink. nowadays they got cameras everywhere 0didas NEW They had us in the firsthalf, not gonna lie

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Vertebrate - Is your milkshake really worth it?

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Rectangle - Amazing new Lipstick that helps you lose weight. SUPER GLUE GORILLA o

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Dog - Me when the customer puts their money on the counter instead of my outstretched hand

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Car - Cop: you got anything in your pockets that will hurt me? Drake: *pulls out ex's numbers* "Yeah these will hurt you"

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Forehead - BLACKSWANSON

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Cartoon - When teacher walks up to you during an exam and look at your paper then shouts" guys make sure you read the questions carefully"

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Human - DISABILITY FRAUD INVESTIGATOR TOURING A CHOCOLATE FACTORY AFTER 20 YEARS IN BED

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Food - When someone asks me what Spice Girl I would be: TATO SPIC 8SAKE INA PAARMAN'S E KITCHEN POTATO SPICE ysticalraven

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