Clever Comments & Comebacks That Bring The Heat

Ever get yourself into a situation that calls for a sick burn, but freeze up? Do the sassy retorts that might've been haunt you in the wee hours or while you shower? You're definitely not alone. But these nineteen people definitely have not gone through the same thing. These clever commenters can rest assured that they've made the most of their faculties to spit hot fire upon the deserving as well as the people who, well, just make it easy.

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Product - Smashing People's Androids, Then Giving Them iPhones 7,7 Mn görüntüleme lamfat irl • 4 ay önce Break people's legs, then giving them wheelchairs

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Text - Hillary Clinton 0 @HillaryClinton The top 25 hedge fund managers make more than all of the kindergarten teachers in America combined. That's not acceptable. 8:52 PM 25 Mar 16 Kevin Tulppo 6 hrs Ypsilanti, MI e Goldman Sachs paid you more for a 20 minute speech than a kindergarten teacher makes in 10 years.

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Face - Ironic. 9GAG.COM Anti-Lockdown Protest Leader Tested Positive For Coronavirus O Me gusta Comentar A Compartir 109,954 49,177 veces compartido Más relevantes v Well, atleast something positive in her life. 11 h Me gusta Responder 12,602

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Text - It's Mom not Mum It's Chips not Crisps It's Fries not Chips It's Color not Colour It's Soccer not Football It's Football not Rugby ATAIETS LSHEB 613 733 950 AM-23 Aug 2015 It's School not Shooting Range

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Text - Today 17:28 I'll be honest, I'm on here looking for someone to have some fun with I'll be honest you look like a sick child Then consider this my Make A Wish Sent GIF Type a message... ED

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Text - Ken Ham @aigkenham 4d Atheists can determine 'right' 'wrong' 'immoral' subjectively, but ultimatley they've no absolute basis of morality phys.org/news/2017-08-a.. O 109 t2 34 122 ThirdWay @opt_way Replying to @aigkenham Until I read the Bible I had no idea how to treat my slaves and which children to murder. Luckily the Bible makes it all clear to me.

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Text - Tweet Ryan Struyk O @ryanstruyk Reported US coronavirus deaths on date: Feb. 26: 0 deaths Mar. 26: 1,195 deaths Apr. 26: 54,856 deaths 9:31 PM · 4/26/20 · Twitter Web App 1,610 Retweets 2,301 Likes Joey Saladino O @JoeySalads · 1h Replying to @ryanstruyk Now do cancer and heart disease O 54 2712 ♡ 152 JGiampietro @JGiampietro - 1h Oh. I forgot cancer and heart disease are contagious 13

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Text - imagine waking up for an 8 a.m class and this is what you walk in and see.. TYP 51 TON IG: @pubity ruckin @ruckin_ he got up extra early to make a holiday class a little fun, be nice and respect what he's doing

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Text - unga bunga back in me day we threw rock at mammoth and we like it We dated without @Tinder. We took rides without @Uber. We got jobs without @Linkedin. We found places without @Waze. We did playlists without @Spotify...

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Text - DeclanJerde364 Vor 2 Tagen Corona will end soon an so will premium free, but you will still find premium videos free on phvideo.it O 23 Antworten mbruvdtti Gestern If I wanted virus i would go outside 16 Antworten

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Text - l TELUS 9:24 AM @ 86% So how are you statistically smarter than me Today 9:23 AM I mean I never claimed to be statistically smarter than you But if you misread "smarter" for "taller" than maybe you're onto something Sent | Type a message Send

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Cartoon - nobody told you to bring that heavy backpack and nobody toldyou to bring that nasty attitude either, but I'm stuck with both solovalker MY BOIII JAMES

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Photo caption - @SHAQ How the hell did I lose so much hair Imao MVP HOOPZ LeBron James @KingJames Cuz for every free throw you missed, one falls out lol Tweet SHAQ O @SHAQ @King James Just like your hairline for every Finals you lost.

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Product - Yandie @Yandi_S_ I have a question to all men Why do you wear a belt if the jeans will be below your ass. LIBERTY @Katlego_Mahapa The same reason why your girls bring a purse on a date and don't pay

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Photography - Joe Biden O @JoeBiden · 1Oh I can't believe I have to say this, but please don't drink bleach. 37.8K 17 201K 954K Benny @bennyjohnson Replying to @JoeBiden I can't believe I have to say this, but please don't sniff hair: Party rty 7:28 PM 24 Apr 20 Twitter Web App

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Text - Lucas O @LucasCruikshank · 9h when your own dad follows 143,300 people and you're not one of them. AreAmerica Following John Cena @JohnCena A forum of thoughts and perspectives designed to ignite conversations and actions leading to growth, and occasional self promotion. #NeverGiveUp #RiseAboveHate 65 27 281 7.1K t7 Lucas Retweeted fernie @fernanda13xx Replying to @LucasCruikshank He's following, you just can't see him 2:46 AM · Apr 25, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 8 Retweets 804 Likes

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Text - WhiteKnuckleFister • 3h 4 Awards He is right though. If we all start injecting Lysol now, we will not die from Covid-19. Reply + Vote pudding7 • 1h Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. 1 Vote +

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