Creative Insults & Rants From Poets Of The Comments Section

If the internet's good for anything, it's watching strangers get wrecked and roasted in public forums, tweets, and comments. You'll never catch us condoning cyberbullying—threatening people online is never cool and that's not what this is about. But sometimes you gotta appreciate the trolls who are dedicated to crafting the perfect harmless burn. Whether a good insult is dished out in the style of an epic rant or terse jibe, we love to see how creative those rude internet poets can get in the comments section. 

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Forehead - Some people have resting b ch face, Adam Driver has resting 'Professor of Theology listening to his students present a report on religious symbolism in medieval art that they copied off of Wikipedia' face

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Human - Comments 8K Apollomasque •2 months ago How does Pedro Pascal play the slickest, most disarming and intimidating characters in Game of Thrones, Star Wars and Narcos, and show up for every interview looking like the guy you forgot has been crashing on your couch for the last three weeks.

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Human body - Bd Dasani water taste like it's been inside of a water gun all day

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Font - oh OS 4 Awards "Unexpected item in bagging area! It's not unexpected, you digital f k. You literally just told me what it is. It's right there on the screen. I did the wavy-wave, you did the bleepy-bleep; up until the point where you decided to have an electronic stroke, things were going exactly according to plan. What you mean is that you haven't been programmed right. Don't go putting this on me, like I've somehow gone out of my way to surprise you. I've got places to be, man. I can't

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Font - 11 months ago 1 stolen joke is a coincidence 2 stolen jokes is a mistake 3 stolen jokes is a pattern ..30 stolen jokes is an Amy Schumer Special 6 7.2K 7 E 18

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Sky - tana i'm so bored i need a lil toxicity 7h 248 27 1.7K 9.4K 1h look within.

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Font - enderman Follow whats a gender neutral word you could use for your spouse? wusband?? hife?? wifesband?!?!? enderman Follow i may be stupid vapid-gay Follow This is the text version of looking for your glasses when they are on your head

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Font - orangepeanut 8 hours ago Would you rather Find one cent on the ground 99% Watch Jake Paul videos 1%

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Light - vor 1 Jahr Jimmy Fallon is basically like five squirrels operating a human suit 9583 69 vor 11 Monaten Jimmy Fallon has the personality of an anthropomorphic Golden Retriever. vor 1 Monat I would love to see Jimmy Fallon interview Jimmy Fallon. What a show that would be. Just him interrupting himself interrupting himself, laughing forcibly and slapping desk. 185 1 ...

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Microphone - Replies 3 years ago Post Malone has mastered the art of looking rich and homeless at the same time. I6 68K 7 目 481

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Rectangle - feefos verified Submitted by Bradley Cox on 14/1/2020 Tastes simply horrible. If I was starving and had to pick between eating this and eating my own arms then I would be no good in a Mexican wave.

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Light - Today i would take u to the movies but they don't allow snacks in Damnnnnn But whyyy Snacks wat Huh? is ur head just for decoration? Delivered ...

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Vest - 9:55 beardguy241 just resubbed for 8 months Comments 2.5K 2 months ago When you created Dwarf character and put all points on strength 22K 7 回 113 113 REPLIES

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Hair - r/memes ... 1:02 PM Jan 16, 2021 Twitter for MacBook 186 Retweets 29 Quote Tweets 3.7K Likes 761 60 1 Share BEST COMMENTS - why this dude look like beaker from the muppets Reply 60 V 口

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World - some of yall is the reason why shampoo has instructions

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Glasses - Comments 43K bleep bloop • 1 month ago b The owner looks like he knows the whereabouts of several missing children. It 1.6K 7 目 18 18 REPLIES Derek Jeter • 2 weeks ago The owner looks like he scratches his butt and then he smells his fingers. 4K 目 79 79 REPLIES Jacob in a suit 2 weeks ago Why does the owner look like the guy who was a relationship with his car ...

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Product - Replies 5 months ago She looks, sounds, and acts like a default character IL 2.5K 7 回 25

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Hair - pagesix.com 3.2k 371 1 Share f TOP COMMENTS V E 11 Awards 2021 Manson looks like Nicolas cage cosplaying as someone from Cyberpunk Reply 817 ...

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Organism - If you don't have any friends, you're not introvert, you're a problem. 18 17 31 108 If you think being an extrovert gives you the right to bash introverts for not having friends then you are not an extrovert. You are an asstrovert. 4 27 27 121

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Forehead - The person who shoots onlyfans videos with the person he's filming Today at 8:43 AM woan what a dude Today at 8:44 AM He looks like he's the 3rd wheel of everyone's existence

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Smile - When your fake ID works Ba My Coodoe My Con DANK That's because you look 34

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