Tolkien-Related Tumblr Posts For LOTR Nerds Who Like Reading Lots Of Text

Tilesh Bo February 25, 2021

We've been making things easy for you with our neatly packaged galleries of easy to comprehend Lord of the Rings memes. For a little change of pace we implore you to put on your thinking caps and exercise your eyes a bit more to enjoy these Tumblr gems. This gallery is still packed with Tolkien-y goodness, it's just got a much higher word count.

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Text - neuxue Okay I know we always go on about Marvel's uncanny casting ability. But if you thought they were the only ones, let me draw your attention to this man: Viggo Mortensen, aka Aragorm son of Arathorn, aka Sexiest Ranger in Middle Earth would hike, often for more than a day, to remote filming locations, in costume, for the sake of authenticity was the best swordsman Bob Anderson (swordsmaster/instructor for LotR, Pirates of the Caribbean, etc) says he has ever trained occasionally writ

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Text - kaible casual reminder that Lewis and Tolkein almost completely ended their friendship over Lewis having Santa make an appearance in The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe because Tolkein hated it so fucking much. hufflepuff-jedi CS Lewis: bitch Tolkien: blocked CS Lewis: wait unblock me i need to tell you something Tolkien: unblocked CS Lewis: bitch Source: lesbianrey

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Text - Game of Thrones Actor Gets Stabbed in Bar Fight, Orders Another Drink Q EXPAND Sean Bean, the actor who plays Ned Stark on Game of Thrones and played Boromir in Lord of the Rings was stabbed in a bar fight Sunday evening. But instead of going to the hospital, he walked back inside and ordered another drink. Badass! theswolverine: whisperingghosts stardogchampion: Sean Bean is the fucking man. It left out the part where he was defending a female friend from a creep in the fight and how he

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Text - sokkasass: apriki: hands down my fave bit of rotk is when the ring's been destroyed and mordor is like collapsing in on itself and sauron is freaking out but all he can do is swivel his giant eye around he's like guys what's happening guys GUYS I THINK MY TOWER IS COLLAPSING GUYS IM SERIOUS LITTLE HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED #911 what is your emergency #YES THIS IS THE DARK LORD SAURON #MY FORTRESS AT BARA-DUR IS COLLAPSING????? PLEASE SEND HELP #Lord of the Rings #LOTR #Return of the King

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Text - brainstatic: nudityandnerdery: Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk. Best literary analysis ever.

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Text - rohirrimofthenorth jrr tolkien: i really love my wife. i will make her into a beautiful, unearthly half-angel princess who beat satan almost single-handedly and won an argument with the keeper of the halls of the dead jrr tolkien: i really love my best friend. 1 will make him into a grumpy old tree who never gets to the point triss19 If this isn't the best example of the difference between the relationship you should have with your wife and your best friend I don't know what is.

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Adaptation - ravioli ravioli give'me the one ringoli no eevee-the-evolutionist: jolty-the-jolteon: | omfg That's it. That's the movie.

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Adaptation - pluckypalaeontologist pinecounty necroluste: | JRR Tolkien, tooking at flowers, Apparently people hated to go for walks with him because he wou stop and look at every tree for like 20 minutes EXPLAINS THE BOOKS

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Face - Well, it ismeant to be escapist. "Cause I- use escapism as its proper sense, ojjas a man getting out of prison. JRR Toikien on escapism in "The Lord of the Rings" () "Fantasy is escapist, and that is its glory. If a soldier is imprisioned by the enemy, don't we consider it his duty to escape?. If we value the freedom of mind and soul, if we're partisans of liberty, then it's our plain duty to escape, and to take as many people with us as we can!" J.RR Tolkien

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Text - why isn't this talked about...? lotrfansaredorcs In the Extended Edition (aka the Only Edition) of the Two Towers, Aragorn calms down an "un-tame-able" horse by speaking to him gently. The film calls this "the magic of elves:" a special elven talent for understanding and befriending animals that Aragorn picked up during his childhood in Rivendell. Acom Film-Aragorn can basically communicate with/understand animals, is compassionate to animals (advising Rohan to let his lil horse go free b

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Human - My precious.. Give me the ring! *hey guys im sensing something Mr Frodol Are you alright? dramatia background music lord of the rings: a summary

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Text - deathgripsforcutie Deactivated i always thought it was funny how in the lord of the rings sam and frodo head out and after awhile sam's like "mr. frodo if i take one more step this is the farthest from the shire ive ever been" and then a ways after they meet up with merry and pippin on their daily vegetable run like jesus christ sam get out of the house once in awhile thepioden Okay to be fair Sam is a working class dude with a physical job who lives on the west side of the Shire while Me

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Text - smokesprite viggo mortensen's appeal as aragorn is 70% the voice, 25% the scene where the wild horse saves him from drowning, 12% hair, 8% the beacons are lit!", 3% swinging around the broken blade, 1.03% spitting soup back into the bowl on a windy day, .3% the way he speaks elvish (which mostly fits into the voice, but its elvish so its special), and .0004% when he kicks the orc head and screams kingcrow-snow viggo mortensen's appeal as aragorn is 90% the way he opens those doors wtf you

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Text - bcfurs: tennants-hair: cute things to call your partner • honey • love • darling • precious • frodo my lad • fool of a took • aragorn son of arathorn manflesh o smaug chiefest and greatest of calamities po-ta-toes

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Text - RYANVANG: I love the moment when Boromir dies. All he ever did was whine. On to the Two Towers! Back the fuck up. Boromir is one of the greatest characters in the entire trilogy. His mother died when he was 10 years old, leaving him to be shit on by his batshit crazy father, who had severe delusions of grandeur. His younger brother, whom he loves more than anyone else in Middle Earth, is constantly ridiculed and belittled by his father, while Boromir is put up on a pedestal. He's had to w

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Text - lordoftheelves: don't judge a person by their looks, judge them by their opinion on boromir 4,763 notes

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Facial expression - Destroy it! O looked into your future and I saw death HAND I SAW LIFE BITCH NOW WHAT There are some who would not deem it wise. ages-of-arda #STFU casey-lawrence: spankmethorin: thranduilland: holidaygeth: Isn't it amazing how nobody ever listens to Elrond Elrond's like that one guy in all the movies and shit who's just "don't do the thing' and everyone else is just Shut the fuck up. What do you know?! and then later on it turns out they shouldn't have done the thing. Elrond

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Text - lemonsharks: tentaklingon: misbehavingmaiar. lunchbagart. My son wanted to know what would happen if an Ent got the One Ring. Something violent, probably. Stones will break, and roots will squeeze, vines will grow and bend all knees; mushrooms hunt and thorns yolk, weeds strangle and flowers choke. The age of skin is done. The hour of bark is come. Baruuum. holy shit wes dat poem This isn't even my fandom and I got chills. Source: lunchbagart 25.685 notes

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Text - sum1rathertookish Probably one of my favorite random things about LotR is the fact that a) Pippin did a Gollum impression in the books b) Pippin had never MET Gollum before that point and never would c) yet it was an ACCURATE impression, as it startled and was recognized by the orc he was speaking to d) the only possible explanation for Pippin Took's accurate Gollum impression is this: Bilbo, while telling stories to the eager children, must have imitated Gollum perfectly mirkwoodest Whic

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Text - brainstatic I'l vote for the first candidate to come right out and say: "no, they couldn't have just taken the eagles to Mordor from the beginning, for a number of reasons. The mission rested on the fact that Sauron didn't know anyone was coming to destroy the ring, because evil underestimates the willpower of good. Coming in with eagles would kill that. The eagles are also servants of Manwe, king of the gods, and after the wars of the First Age and ruin of Beleriand they retreated from t

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Face - ohnodinsons to-boldly-go-down-.. Source: maximofffs khaleesi: maximofffs: | LotR Middie School AU where Aragorn is the weird horse girl #what do u mean au #text 5,006 notes karlsexual E ofsamwise Source: thorinshielding

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Text - birdblinder me, looking at the current state of the world, crying:I wish none of this had happened... Gandalf, materialising in my conscience, smiling kindly: So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, besides the will of evil. geekinglikeaboss This is wonderfully helpful.

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Text - Future Husband: I love you! *pulls out ring* Will you marry me? Me: You offer it to me freely? I do not deny that my heart has greatly desired this. [High winds start blowing as I rise in the air and my voice drops 30 octaves] Me: In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! NOT DARK BUT BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE MORN! TREACHEROUS AS THE SEAS! STRONG THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH! ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!

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Text - Reasons to Join the Tolkien Fandom * anthropologyarda - old. like really old. older than star trek old. -immortal. existed for over half a century before anybody thought about making movies. will keep existing after people forget them. - full of nerds. hardcore nerds who do good research. A+ - full of nerds. like actual climatologists and geologists. official nerds who publish in official journals about speculative science in a fantasy world. high chance they will read your fanfic/meta. T

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Text - Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the "Be bloody, bold, and resolute, laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth" prophecy Being letdown by Macbeth is apparently a significant factor in Tolkien's writing because the Ent/Huorn attack on Isengard was the result of his disappointment that the whole "til Birnam Wood come to Dunsinane" thing was just some dudes

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Fictional character - How I pictured this scene written in the book. every hela and shield the ghastly haad of isengar was sees. They resebed the susnit ef the reek they dreve tevarde the gates. Then at 1ast an aasver essea aters of arrevs set thes. and a hail of ater And Legolas jumps on his shield like a skateboard and totally rides it down the stairs. And he's shooting arrows like a mother-fucker and it is seriously really cool. He is wrecking shit. They vavered. broke and fied baek and then

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Text - Icoild do that quoththemellonevermore: woltetar-thunderfrost morrissarty: theumbrellaseller bofurthebrodwart. onamelancholyhll: mmirkwood #most people don't get the extent of what thls means #THEIR FATHERS HATE EACH OTHERS GUTS ELIKE NOT DISLIKE NBUT ACTUALLY LEGIT HATE God bless Tolklen. EEomewhere else in middle earth thrandull and gloin are (senarately) sobbing angrily Hexcept their friendship MADE THEIR DADS STOP HATING EACH OTHER #I'M SORRY BUT THESE TWO WIN EVERYTHING Two househoids

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Text - brigwife: why is it not common knowledge that tolkien and c s lewis once went to a non- costume party dressed as polar bears tolkien also used to chase his neighbours down the street in full viking warrior gear, and once convinced a class he taught that leprechauns are real IS THIS TRUE BECAUSE THIS IS GOLD. PURE GOLD Both facts well documented. From this bio, for instance: At Oxford, he was not only sometimes injudicious in the expenditure of money but could be absolutely rowdy in pursui

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