Tolkien Tuesday #30: 25 Dank & Dumb 'Lord Of The Rings' Memes

Happy Tuesday, fellow Lord of the Rings fanatics. We're back with another titillating gallery of the best LOTR memes we consumed this week. It's got a little bit of everything: incredibly stupid shitposts, references to other nerdy fandoms (Harry Potter, Star Wars), and the jokes based on movie and book references that you all enjoy so much. If you find yourself needing more Tolkien-related goodness? We've got you covered with last week's installment. Happy scrolling.

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Muscle - SHIREPOSTING It's a remembrall. The smoke turns red when you've forgotten something. The only problem is I can't remember- WHERE GONDOR WAS WHEN THE WESTFOLD FELL.

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Fashion - Game: *releases a free skin* Everyone in the lobby: edanklotrmemés

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Facial expression - In a dream, I saw the eastern sky grow dark. But in the West a pale light lingered. And that is a Sunset, Shut the fu¢k up and sit down

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Jaw - Voldemort returned after his defeat because he still had his horcruxes containing the pieces of his soul Sauron returned after his defeat because he put the most of his power in the One Ring SOMeHow PalpAtlne ReTuRnEd

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Hair - one day you'll wake up at 11:30 AM on a Sunday with the love of your lífe and you'll make some coffee and pancakes and it'll all be alright. BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!

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Hair - My partner: "We need to talk tonight." Me for the whole day: @danklotrmemes I don't want to be in a battle, but waiting on the edge of one I can't escape is even worse

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Human - When you read that Lobelia Sackville-Baggins fought back against Saruman and his men, was imprisoned, found out her son died whilst she was imprisoned, gave Bag End back to Frodo and after dying, left all of her money to Frodo to help homeless Hobbits: Perhaps I treated you too harshly

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World - Me What are you doing? Updating are we? Updating? Updating! Fat hobbit is always so polite Me Steam shows them secret games that nobody else could find and they say update Update? Very nice friend. Oh yes, my precious, very nice, very.. Ме All right! All right! You just startled me, that's all. What are you doing? Updating

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Font - Andrew Schiavone @aschiavone My goal is to have the IDGAF attitude of that orc that gets stabbed by Aragron and pulls the sword in deeper so he could yell in his face

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Plant - Archery is stabbing with social distance, CHANGE MY MIND

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Clothing - Aragorn and the others fighting at the black gate Mount Doom FOR SALE

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Musical instrument - Théoden: "DEATH!" Everyone: "DEATH!" Théoden: "FORTH EORLINGAS!" The violinist: SILMARILLION

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Forehead - Legolas: b j ở gág på poi Aragorn: then I shall die as one of them Men at Helm's Deep:

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Photograph - a couple kids just dug this deep hole at the beach and it just keeps attracting a ton of other boys primesarpantkaathe The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep

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Watch - Elves pour their thoughts and love into the things they create. And if they lose them, they cannot ever be fully healed. Almost all Elves, especially the Noldor Elves prefer death over giving up on their works. Galadriel the Princess of the Noldor, willingly and wholeheartedly gifted her most beloved works to the Fellowship. She gifted parts of herself, so the world may be saved.

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Nature - When you remember the time you fooled 4 nether demon spirits into trashing the wrong hotel room.

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Beard - Humans when they see a tiny bug near them: Ewww! Bees when a hornet that's 5x bigger than them attacks the hive: TO WAR!

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Cartoon - OPEN THE GATE! LOOK ITS LEGOLAS!!! CLOSE THE GATE! LEGOLAS IS THROUGH THE GATE. OPEN THE GATE A LITTLE! WAIT! GIMLI HAS ARRIVED AS WELL. imgfip.com

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Plant - When my four year old niece says she want's to watch Paw Patrol rather then the extended editions That doesn't make sense to me. But, then again, you are very small. imgflip.com

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Hair - Who are you? I'm Faramir, son of Denethor. Who? Nobody, I'm an Orphan.

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Plant - Me: Let's watch LOTR! My friends: Which one? Мe: All of them at once, I suppose.

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Clothing - Sending out no calls for help Theoden (atultswim.com Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell? fadultswim.com

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Hair - Eight there are, yet nine there were set out from Rivendell. Tell me, where is Gandalf, for I much desire to speak with him. I can no longer see him from afar. Gandalf the Grey did not pass the borders of this land. He has fallen into shadow. Seriously? You couldn't have said something on the way in? Now I look like an idiot.

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Product - All Lord of the Rings The Da Vinci Code books combined The essay before an online recipe

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Arm - Witch-king of Angmar when he dies because of a technicality

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