32 Bizarre & Comical Headlines Worthy Of Face-Palmage

These ridiculous news headlines might actually give Florida Man a run for his money! Well, maybe we shouldn't get ahead of ourselves here, but they are indeed pretty WTF-worthy. Take a look!

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Headline - Text - TECH Google Says It Will Stop Android Phones From Suggesting "My Face" When Users Type "Sit On" "Sit on my face" refers to a sexual act Nicole Nguyen BuzzFeed News Reporter Posted on July 27, 2018, at 7:57 p.m. ET

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Headline - Font - WORLD YOGA DOES NOT MAKE INMATES GAY SAYS RUSSIAN PRISON CHIEF AS CLASSES ARE REINSTATED BY BRENDAN COLE ON 4/8/19 AT 8:27 AM EDT

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Headline - Text - Newsweek IGN IN SUBSCRIBE WORLD COUPLE COULDN'T CONCEIVE BECAUSE THEY'D BEEN HAVING SEX THE WRONG WAY FOR FOUR YEARS BY CHRISTINA ZHAO ON 8/24/18 AT 11:00 AM EDT

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Headline - Text - Published January 15 MEDIA CNN legal analyst Areva Martin accuses David Webb of 'white privilege' before learning he's black By Brian Flood Fox News

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Headline - Text - RESTAURANTS Published January 30 Pablo's Escoburgers restaurant draws backlash for name, serving hamburger with line of fake cocaine By Alexandra Deabler | Fox News

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Headline - Face - STYLE+BEAUTY Published August 9 Texas woman arrested for marijuana takes mugshot, gets requests for makeup tips By Nicole Darrah, | Fox News f Marshala Perkina, 19, was arrested for marijuana possession in February. After her mugshot was posted to Twitter, people began to ask her for makeup tutorials. (@MugshotBaes) Y

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Headline - Text - Published February 20 WISCONSIN Wisconsin high school cheerleaders received awards for biggest breasts, butt at banquet By Ryan Gaydos, Frank Miles | Fox News

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Headline - Text - TV REPORT 12 February 2019 at 1:06pm American parents say their children are speaking in British accent after watching too much Peppa Pig

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Headline - Text - SAINTS Louisiana eye doctor offers free eye exams for NFL referees after Saints loss After the New Orleans Saints' heartbreaking and controversial loss to the Los Angeles Rams, an eye care business in Covington, La. is offering free exams for officials before next season Author Kevin Dupuy Published: 7:26 AM CST January 21, 2019 Updated: 7:29 AM CST January 21, 2019

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Headline - Text - Amish man launches "Uber" ride service with his horse and buggy by Sarah Wynn Friday, August 3rd 2018

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Headline - Macaulay Culkin to legally change his middle name to Macaulay Culkin

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Headline - Face - GREAT JOB INTERNET The creators of the Nintendo 64 GoldenEye have officially ruled: Oddjob is cheating Reid McCarter f 8/22/18 11:02am Filed to: GAMES 6 280

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Headline - Text - ANews Seagulls keep couple hostage in their own home for six days by attacking them every time they leave house f share Save 58

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Headline - Text - NEWSWIRE Nat Geo hires Jeff Goldblum to walk around, being professionally fascinated by things William Hughes f 7/25/18 8:44pm - Filed to: DEVELOPMENT HELL 76 3

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Headline - Text - A Legal Journal serving Madison& I Mar. 14, 2005 Alton attorney accidentally sues himself ty ase rk al e! Emert By Steve Korris chosen Centerre Title-a company that Wyss owned- Alton attomey Emert Wyss close her loans. w maka money in In the course of the attornel

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Headline - Text - 'I was annoyed': Woman, 95, shoos black bear out of kitchen twice in one day

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Headline - Face - Florida Mayor Arrested Just Weeks After Taking Over for Florida Mayor Who was Arrested Benjamin Sutton CRIME POLITICS AND GOVERNMENT UNITED STATES March 14, 2019 HOME CRIME Florida Mayor Arrested just Weeks After Taking Over for Florida Mayor Who was Arrested

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Headline - Text - Bootnotes Hipster whines at tech mag for using his pic to imply hipsters look the same, discovers pic was of an entirely different hipster YEAH! SCIENCE By Richard Currie 6 Mar 2019 at 13:26 250 SHARE

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Headline - Text - As It Happens Iceland's president admits he went 'too far' with threat to ban pineapple pizza in f Gudni Johannesson reflects on 2017 topping scandal that divided the internet and drew a rebuke from Canada CBC Radio Posted: Nov 14, 2018 11:46 AM ET Last Updated: November 14, 2018

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Headline - Text - NEWSWIRE Ben Affleck finally achieves lifelong dream of not having to play Batman anymore Sam Barsanti f 130/19 7:28pm - Filed to: FILM 439

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Headline - Text - Red Bull and Vodka is Scientifically Proven to Start Fights, Study Says words: TIM MCKIRDY

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Headline - Text - A News Science Keeping Up With The Kardashians may make viewers cold-hearted towards poor study suggests f share Save 2

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Headline - Text - LEGISLATION Published March 7 Sex outside of marriage may soon be legal in Utah By Stephen Sorace | Fox News f X

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Headline - Text - News Lacal Nw Spaiding Boy takes books in MICROWAVE after school bans bags He said he had to take a stand over a 'ridiculous' school rule By Kaisha Langton & Danielle Hoe Trainee Reporter t32 pCT 201 NEWS 2 COMMENTS SHARE uPDATED 11 4 2a DET 201

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Headline - Animated cartoon - Missouri man must watch 'Bambi' monthly as part of poaching punishment, judge rules By Kaitlyn Schallhorn Fox News 0o0ooo

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Headline - Text - U.S. & WORLD School turns students' lunch debt over to collection agency

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Headline - Text - Massive cow named Knickers has been deemed too large to eat By Adam Frisk National Online Journalist, Viral/Trends Global News

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Headline - Face - The man who stole a plane said he didn't need much help: 'I've played some video games' By Jason Hanna, CNN O Updated 10:42 AM ET, Mon August 13, 2018

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Headline - Text - Police: Naked Man Arrested At Planet Fitness Said He Thought It Was A 'Judgment Free Zone' July 23,2018 at 5.50 pm Filed Under: Local TV, New Hampshire. Plaintow, Planet Fitness

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Headline - Text - By MARK STRASSMANN June 26, 2018, 6:45 PM CBS NEWS Families earning $117,000 now qualify as "low income" in California's Bay Area

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