Fifteen Dystopian Posts For People Who Want To Feel Weird

Tilesh Bo August 12, 2020

Let's face it, we're living in a dystopian hellhole right now, because who the hell knows when we'll be out of lockdown. Admittedly, these boring dystopian posts probably won't make you feel any better or distract you from the horrid reality, but they will make you laugh, and that's something, right?

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Face - A homeless man held up and robbed a bank for 1$, then sat down and waited for the police to come and arrest him so he could receive healthcare in prison.

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Font - CATIO bottled water companies don't produce water, they produce plastic bottles.

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Text - The government on any given mental health day Pls be aware No resources ONLY aware

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Text - Charlotte Wilder O @TheWilderThings I tweeted about how Europe is handling the pandemic better than America and a bunch of people in my mentions are telling me to go live in Europe and I'm like...I can't because Americans aren't allowed in because of how badly we're handling the pandemic

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Text - Cheryl Chan @cherylchan Are you a #MetroVancouver renter who is paying more than 30% of your income towards rent? We'd like to talk to you for a story. Pls email me at chchan@postmedia.com. #RentalHousinglndex 11:19 AM · Sep 17, 2019 · TweetDeck 10 Retweets 4 Likes Cheryl Chan Replying to @cherylchan OK I may have cast too wide a net. If you are spending 50 per cent or more of income on rent, l'd love to talk to you. #RentalHousinglndex @cherylchan 15m 1 >

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Text - Downeast Direct Cremation August 13 at 12:06am - a Our newest winner! Lynne Snow won her free cremation at this year's Bangor Senior Expo 2015. REE CREMAYION Like Comment Share 16 people like this. Top Comments

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Wood - A Cat In The Lonesome October O @catvalente A completely empty ferry terminal at night. And the only object in the room is an artfully placed full page newspaper explaining what happened. Because life is a video game. Portland shuts down TIMMU TET PORTLAND PHOENIX

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Text - Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders · 12 min What a hypocrite. Elon Musk has received billions in corporate welfare from U.S. taxpayers. Now he wants to stop 30 million Americans who lost jobs from receiving $600 a week in unemployment benefits, while his wealth has gone up by $46.7 billion over the past 4 months. Pathetic. Elon Musk @elonmusk · 9 h Another government stimulus package is not in the best interests of the people imo Mostrar esta sequência t7 5,7 mil 19,4 mil 737

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Toilet seat - Dave Vescio @DaveVescio BREAKING NEWS: Say goodbye to comfort breaks! New downward-tilting toilets are designed to become unbearable to sit on after five minutes. They say the main benefit is to employees in improved employee productivity. 13-degree sitting angle causes leg strain after five minutes 13° >

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Text - Mrs. Wiseman @wisemanlhs Today I used the straps I keep to jam my classroom doors in case of an active shooter as a measuring tape to space out student seats to prevent the spread of a deadly viral pandemic. This is what it is to be an American teacher. 11:15pm - 6 Aug 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - r/technology Join • 2h Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos got $14 billion richer in a single day as Facebook and Amazon shrugged off the coronavirus recession mse businessi. 4.1k +, 359 r/Coronavirus Join • 5h Georgia teenager loses both parents to COVID-19 within a week abcnews... 7.5k 3 456

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Beanie - A person wearing a full-face prosthetic mask to evade CCTV and facial recognition cnet4.cbsistatic.com/img/0.. 2

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Text - shea martin @sheathescholar my wife just completed a survey for her school's return plans. she voice- texted her response so while I was eating breakfast, I heard: "While I understand the implications on my students' learning, I cannot teach my students if I am dead." 10:49 AM · 7/17/20 · Twitter for iPhone 16.4K Retweets and comments 124K Likes

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Text - Nick Kapur @nick_kapur Starting today, US hospitals are banned from reporting COVID data to the Centers for Disease Control. Instead, they must report it to a no-bid, privately-contracted server under control of the Trump political apparatus. Trump Administration Strips C.D.C. of Control of Coronavirus Data nytimes.com

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Text - Charles @ChuckAkpan Replying to @nytimes School boards: We don't have the power to enforce a mask policy on students. Also school boards: No dreadlocks. No haircuts with designs. No "distracting" hair colors. No visible shoulders. No bra straps showing. No knees showing. No open-toed shoes. No "political" shirts. No... 3:41 PM 8/6/20 Twitter for Android

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