Quality Memes For The Comedy-Starved

Happy hump day, freaks! We're back with another super-sized batch of memes for your giddy perusal. They're sure to tantalize the bored, the weary, the sad. They might even change your day for the better. But we can't make any promises.

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Darth vader - therapist: Darth Hogan isn't real. He can't hurt you. Darth Hogan: I AM YOUR FATHER, BROTHER.

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Text - PLANTERA VULGAR DISPLAY OF FLOWERS

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Motor vehicle - UNILAD · 2 MIN READ Woman Nearly Decapitated After Flying Turtle Smashes Into Her Car Windscreen L.

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Text - Them: What's the first thing you notice when someone tries to approach you? Me: The audacity.

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Facial expression - wheels on a shopping cart be like:

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Motor vehicle - People waking up at 6am People going to bed at 6am

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Text - randy @randypaint muhammad ali: float like a butterfly jellyfish: done muhammad ali: sting like a bee jellyfish: i am nailing this by u/Saint_Heshua

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Photo caption - Me when asked my political opinion : Oh no, I'm not brave enough for politics Also me after 2 drinks : Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?

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Cockatiel - God: Makes dinasaurs Dinosaurs: cant build churches God: 5 Fornecer Comentários à Microsotft POR 18:55 PTB2 13/04/2019 Delet Insert

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Text - Todd 'Papi' Carlos @The ToddWilliams Following [blind date] HER: I'm a ghost writer ME {trying not to look too scared}: When did you die?

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Cat - Walk in a straight line next to human. 哈 哈 Jump in human's path and stop for no reason.

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Facial expression - Her: You're just too childish, I'm sorry but I'm leaving... Me: Good luck with that, the floor is lava.

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Floor - DAVE MUST STAIN

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Text - Starting a fight Hey buddy Petting a dog Consoling a child thefirsthogokage But, what are the orange, green, and purple ones... prolifeproliberty Orange: "You want to go outside?" Purple: *shushing noises* Green: "Do you want to call your mommy?"

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Crowd - LIVE breakyourownnews.com BREAKING NEWS PEOPLE ARE FUCKING STUPID 23:44 A NEW STUDY REVEALS THAT MOST PEOPLE ARE DUMB AS SHIT

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Cartoon - Me complaining that I have no social life, when in reality, I love staying home and not talking to anyone for several days in a row.

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Text - Stefan Heck @boring_as_heck [mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power lines] Me: is that good 5/30/15, 3:27 PM

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Text - The guy who ran the first marathon watching people reenact his death for fun.

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Facial expression - Dad c. is it wrong that Im 14 and believe in the Easter Bunny? Trickle-Down Well son, I'm 38 and still believe in Economics.

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Facial expression - Court Rules Second Amendment Protects Nunchucks COWABUNGA IT IS

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Organism - Me: *Presses the print button twice* The printer: 200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way

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Animated cartoon - Me: **chugs 12 beers, starts dropping people with the Stunner** Everyone else at my nephew's 4th birthday party: STILL REAL TO US

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People - The Fellowship at 100% strength The Fellowship at 99% strength

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Bird - The bad guy just waiting Power rangers introudicng themselves one by one f /Sarcasmlol

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Text - Grandma Gertrude 13 mins I just came back from the doctors and they told me l'm very sick O Like O Comment A Share 287 35 shares Most Relevant v Grandma Gertrude sick of everyone's bullshit 00426 12m Haha Reply

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Face - Germany: Alright, the war's going great, now we only have to worry about Russia and Great Brit- Japan: *Bombs Pearl Harbor* Germany:

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Human - When she tells you she's not into middle-aged guys. 2020 CAJUN VIKING MEMES

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Text - Don't judge a book by its cover. The person who spent hours making the covers:

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Product - Me The opposite of Mícrosoft Office is Macrohard Onfire A normal conversation

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People - Gonna tell my kids this was Game of Thrones

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Cat - Me whenever I get invited to something Me whenever I'm not invited to something

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Dog - I'm sad ..tell me a joke Okay.. knock kn.. edraw tism bark bark bark bark

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Product - Me: Be kind. You never know what someone else is going through. Also Me: Nice turn signal, fuckface.

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Cartoon - NAME SOMETHING BEGINNING WITH 'E' THAT YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT! SPELLING!

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Forehead - "Dad why is my sisters name Rose" "Because your mother loves Roses" "Thanks Dad" "No problem Costco Hot Dog"

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Text - TIP: SPICE UP YOUR PANIC ATTACK WITH A HARMONICA. W.MPheil

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Text - Dating a short girl because she's adorable Dating a short girl because you have the high ground

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Junk food - Waitress: How's everything? Me:

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Cartoon - Bartenders Person named Bart made with mematic

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Painting - "Wow, an arrow. Sooo original."

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Cartoon - When you finally find out who drank all your beers

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Barechested - The movie me subtitles

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Arm - FALLING OFF A ROOF AS A KID SLEEPING WEIRD IN YOUR 30S

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Text - There is nothing you can do to save the people. However, the lever you stand next to controls the music playing from the boombox attached to the trolley. If you pull it to your left, it plays All-Star by Smash Mouth. But if you pull it to your right, it plays any random anime song. You can only pull it once, and if you don't pull it, it defaults to All- Star. You cannot kill yourself.

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