34 Parenting Tweets & Memes For Exhausted Moms And Dads

We really gotta give it up for all the parents out there hustling in 2020. Some of us can barely get out of bed with out dying a little inside let alone keep little humans alive. If you've got some rascals running circles around you all day, chances are you're using some very rare and precious time to even look at these memes (which we're grateful for). If it's any consolation, you're not alone! Millions of other parents out there are figuring out how to reconcile their undying, unconditional love for their children with a deep, burning frustration bubbling right beneath the surface. We're pretty sure these relatable tweets and memes will resonate with a lot of tired moms and dads out there. 

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Text - harley @imgonelol kids be like: ngudksowkmdcjc me: huh? they mom: he said he want some chips 2:14 PM · 11 Nov 19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - LORE TVES NEK A nurse's 9 year old daughter left this on the sidewalk by their house so she could see it when she returned home from the hospital. Her daughter mixed up the E and O. carefully, he's a hore

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Carton - re .......... SNE LEGO Kid Creations Kilcy First Name: Age: 12 Name of Creation: worm

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Text - dADDisms @Beagz My wife just pulled me into the other room and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk but she just wanted to give me m&m's without the kids seeing. KIA

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Text - My sister: can you please watch my kid? Me: but, I don't know what I'm doing My sister: you'll do fine Me later:

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Product - Jeffrey Bien @jungleland Tjust want everyone to know that my two-year old insisted on being "pants" for Halloween...

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Cat - hkirkh Toddler was asked to feed the cat. tinybed Dipsapoinment

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Play - Me as a parent trying to hide my snacks from the unemployed lazy people in my house.

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News - If you like something, do your girls immediately consider it un-cool? » SAVANNAH ONE-ON-ONE WITH THE PRESIDENT OBAMA ON DANCING AND VIRAL VIDEOS 8:18 51 TODAY.COM OE D STUDENT WITH AUTISM MONTGOMERY COUNTY COULD VOTE ON A PLA Michelle and I have said to the girls, "if you guys ever decide to get a tattoo then mommy and me will get the exact same tattoo. In the same place. And we'll go on YouTube and show it off as a family tattoo." » SAVANNAH ONE-ON-ONE WITH THE PRESIDENT OBAMA ON DANCING

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Technology - me all day every day as a stay at home mom ARFROG @madmommies I'm tryin' so hard not to be an asshole to you guys, okay? Just please work with me here.

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Text - Pregnancy Q&A Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in

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Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Icaught my son chewing on electrical cords. So I had to ground him. He's doing better currently, and now conducting himself properly.

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Text - TILFASCI ... 11m · RACIST Y'all, Nora is having her first sleepover tonight. Her best friend Faye is coming over and that means one of my biggest dad goals is gonna happen tomorrow morning. Making pancakes for them in the morning. The moment i found out we were pregnant I imagined sleepovers and making pancakes in the morning for her and her friends, and tomorrow is the day! I am SO EXCITED i don't know if I'm gonna sleep a wink tonight. Maybe l'll wake them up at midnight with pancakes.

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Text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking ITMUOD SORDAM Fact: kids have 2 stomachs. One is the meal stomach. It's about the size of a реа. This is why children cannot consume a full breakfast, lunch, dinner. The second stomach is the snack stomach. This stomach stretches and has infinite amount of space. 7:45 PM · 2020-08-28 · Twitter for Android 111 Retweets and comments 372 Likes

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Floor - 1st kid's room: 2nd kid's room:

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Bird - When your mom, who has no business cutting hair, cuts your hair link sinatra

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Text - Speranza?| @Retroition I give my kids $0.50 every time they see an unmasked person and loudly say, "Why isn't that person wearing a mask, mom?" Highly recommend.

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Text - Jaron Myers @jaronmyers There's a kid on my nephews soccer team that thinks he's a dinosaur so he's just out there screeching and biting other kids on the field I love my nephew, but I'm only here to watch VelociRyan >

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Text - decent pigeon @decentbirthday me: *holding photo* these are your kids? boss: yep. that's stephen, kayleigh, and austyn me: how old are they? boss: elephen, threigh, and sevyn

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Cake decorating - First kid's Second kid's 1st birthday party 1st birthday party ewish @MotherPlaylist Just Write Happy Birthday Poncc SWE bieth day t FHOMS

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Fruit - Motherfucking three-year-olds

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Text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal My 3 year old asked how long he had to wait until he could stop listening to me. I told him he had to listen to me for the rest of his life. He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "I'll listen to you for the rest of YOUR life." Toddlers are cold-blooded, man. >

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Text - Manic Mama Follow @JannaKlimnik People coming over. Me: *tidies up* Husband: *fires up the bbq* Toddler: *removes all clothing* 6:37 PM - 6 Jun 2019

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Room - When your son or daughter is out past curfew this will set the correct mood upon entry. RAMMA ANT STREAM

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Text - "It's not about how tired you are. It's about how tired you're making everyone else." - My husband explaining bedtime to the kids

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Cartoon - Toddler:"wants thing* Parent: no Toddler: [High-Pitched Demonic Screeching]

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Text - Momarazzi. @Mirimade Me: My beautiful daughter, I would cross oceans and move mountains for you. I would fly into the darkness if I knew it would make you happy. Daughter: Can I have a Dorito? Me: I'm sorry but these are, unfortunately, my Doritos.

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Text - but did u cherish @butdiducherish The best way to feel better about your kids being terrible sleepers is to surround yourself with friends whose kids sleep worse than yours. Stay tuned for more tips on pretending things are good. 7:27 AM · 5/22/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 Of all the terrible ways to be woken up I think, "mommy, my fart is on the floor," takes the cake.

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Text - Jess Carpenter @JessCarpWrites Moms really be like "should I clean up the toys, do dishes, fold laundry, scroll social media, vacuum, clean the toilets, catch up on 10 years of shows, eat a snack, exercise, work, spend quality time with my husband, or shower" whenever we get 5 min of free time.

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Text - SARA BUCKLEY @nottheworstmom Well-rested me: motherhood is a gift Tired me: fuck these kids

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Text - TwinzerDad @TwinzerDad Toddler: Daddy I want toast. Me: ok, buddy. Here's some toast. Toddler: I don't like butter on my toast Me: (flips toast over to the dry side and hands it back) There ya go. Toddler: Thanks Daddy! Toddlers are dumb. Take advantage of it while you can.

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Text - Abby Chew @abbythechew People posting "you have no excuse for your house not being clean after this quarantine" statuses obviously aren't trapped indoors with their womb gremlins. 5:19 PM · 3/25/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Dan Sheehan @ltsDanSheehan Being a grandpa must be tough, some baby mispronounces a word and suddenly your name is "Peepo" for the last 30 years of your life 7:57 am · 23/02/2019 · Twitter Web Client 20.1K Retweets 151K Likes

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