Amusing Memes & Tweets For Maxing And Relaxing

Ah, Sunday. The day of rest. For some people that means going to church or spending time with family. Perhaps cooking a big meal and watching a movie. For memepilled individuals such as ourselves, however, it's a day best spent scrolling through funny tidbits on the internet. If you like to do the same, you'll probably enjoy this collection of humor. Enjoy!

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Text - 香 whirling, screaming head @slime_golem The council has convened to try you for your many crimes. 5:07 PM · 8/1/20 · Twitter for Android

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Product - Me trying to open up to people like... OPEN OPENOPENOPEN OPEN OPENOPENOPEN of a1 676 172 GMP

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Text - languagebender why divide people by unrational things when you COULD divide them by whether their word for cotton candy is valid or not ? languagebender examples: american english: cotton candy good british english: fairy floss X not valid spanish, german: sugar cotton good french: daddy's beard X NOT VALID berenswick I'm sorry the French call it what

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Poster - DUTCH PALEONTOLOGISTS WHEN FRANCE FINALLY REPATRIATES THE M. HOFFMANNI HOLOTYPE MOSASAURUS IS COMING HOME, LORD, HE'S BEEN OFF IN PARIS FOR SO LONG imgflip.com

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Text - Cat Rosé @WinningByARose They're called horoscopes because they're horrific 7:55 PM · 2020-08-02 · Twitter for iPhone

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Outer space - Wait, what about Newton's third la- Fuck right

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Text - l'd like to propose a new term that's like, the opposite of 'cleans up well' and I'm calling it 'grimes up good'. the epitome of this concept is Henry Cavill, who has all the sexuality of a lawful good water biscuit in a suit but could turn a nation if you grease him up a lil Tweet übersetzen

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Text - When your girlfriend tries to hug you before marriage HOLY

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Cartoon - Where are the Trix, Robert? Silly rabbit, Trix are for k...aaarrgghh Stnour Szúeunaa Suple

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Bird - Katie Henry @KT_NRE When everyone in your life seems pleasantly surprised that you haven't lost your shit-but you have, in fact, completely lost your shit Look how calm she is as well! 3:42 PM 03 Apr 20 Twitter Web App

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Vehicle - if my mental health was a car

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Text - Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11 One time I was on a date in high school and I got pulled over and the police officer let me off with a warning but fined my date $100 because she was only 4'8" and by law was suppose to be in a booster seat and honestly I think about this a lot 8:41 PM 8/1/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Sam Sykes @SamSykesSwears life is a series of getting hit in ways you didn't think you could get hit, then learning to recover in ways you never thought you could recover, until you are a regenerating, fast-healing monstrosity, cackling darkly as you arise from all setbacks, drinking in your foes' despair

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Text - Fighter: "You have no standards, I can't believe you'd flirt with that old crone." Bard: ONLY RESPECTING WOMEN YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO ISN'T RESPECTING WOMEN

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Text - AJ Smith @AJ_Smith_Writes Replying to @TragicAllyHere Ok I wrote July. Demon semen, COVID soars, Taylor Swift, "Folklore"; Kanye running, Portland trouble, NBA is in a bubble. John Lewis, Herman Cain, Fauci's pitch, Ghislaine; "No election?" Trump asks, Karens out without a mask. Trump's test, Blue check hack, Unsolved Mysteries is back David Duke, no Olympics, Snyder has a name to pick. Tik-Tok ban, Ellen's mean, Hydroxycholroquine, Mail-in ballots might be fake, why is everything a cake

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Movie - Please hold the line sir

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Text - WHY THE FUCK My brain Alwaysso fu king mean to me

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Poster - back on my bullshlt? ha! never got off!

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Cartoon - Me: 'I promise I won't get all philosophical.' 3 DRINKS LATER: EXISTENCE IS PAIN

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Helmet - Y'ALL EVER JUST POST SOME BULLSHIT ON THE STUPID Fuckins IN TE RN'E T?

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Chess - me having a body

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Cartoon - When your friends ask you why you have 1,653 depression memes saved on your phone Djust think they're neat. MemeCenter.com

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Text - james @videojames_ a few million years ago a fish decided to grow legs and now i have depression Imao 12:04 PM · 2020-08-02 · Twitter for iPhone 1,917 Retweets and comments 14.3K Likes

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Organism - Why does the opossum scream? @nocturnaltrashposts 1. World is a fuck 2. Не angy 3. Why aren't you screaming?

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Nose - me being craned away from the Thanksgiving table after smashing my fourth plate of mashed taters

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Text - Me: Sorry Im late, I broke down on the way to work. Boss: Is your car working fine now? Me: Car? Boss: Me:

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Text - Meanwhile in Canada @MeanwhileinCana Pretty sure he's old enough that we can start calling him Ryan Gander now.

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Face - starting a rewatching ur new show comfort show for the 15th time

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Text - Plague Vendor @MrButterChicken When someone says that they forgot to eat, I don't believe them because that has never happened to me in my entire life.

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Skin - (((SCRUEGGS))) @scrueggs Me, opening my eyes to see I have two minutes left before my alarm clock goes off:

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Yellow - Me watching my mom make Thanksgiving dinner while also being careful not to get close enough that someone asks me to help. Pleated Jeans

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Text - How did ONE hour make it go from dark at 9pm to dark at 6pm... somebody lying

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Food - i IRISHCENTRAL.COM Food for thought: Are mashed potatoes just Irish guacamole? Gitve me vour facket

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Text - CynicalTherapist @CynicalTherapi1 I like eating Nerds because 'm secretly hungry for aquarium gravel and this takes the edge off.

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Text - Friend: You wanna come out? Me: Nah I can't. Already have plans. My plans:

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Text - rudy mustang @rudy_mustang Me: the eagles won last night Co worker: oh did you watch the game Me: *covered in blood and scratches* what game

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Text - Anna M @helgagrace In my experience, adulthood is mostly piling stuff up on surfaces and then eventually having to clean off those surfaces 8:57 AM 12/24/18 · Twitter for iPhone 2,346 Retweets 11.6K Likes

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Cartoon - Me after smashing three baskets of chips at a Mexican restaurant and then my entree comes out

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Text - Dumbledore: The Hogwarts houses? Oh, I respect them all equally! There's Gryffindor, Slytherin, uhh... *Looks at smudged writing on hand* Dumbledore: Rasinpaw and... *Squints hard* Dumbledore: Jigglypuff

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Text - When you pick up your scooter and it swings around and hits your ankle Posted in r/memes by u/Hu_man76 e reddit

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Text - Just realised cowboys go yee haw and ninjas go hee yaw 17:01 · 12/25/19 · Buffer 14 Retweets 69 Likes -10s Replying to What kind of crack are you on?

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Text - blizzy @BlairAlzuro Why do airplane tickets have to be so expensive!! Having separate continents is so stupid retweet if you miss pangaea 4:35 pm · 13/06/2018 · Twitter for iPhone 223K Retweets 458K Likes

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Wire - If 2020 was a hula hoop

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Text - What happens when designers prioritise aesthetics over usability G. Original: MAW O 31 New: M A 31 C O O O O What we see:

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Text - When you remove the batteries from the remote control to put them in console' remote A soul for a soul

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