40 Memes & Tweets Full Of Delightfully Dumb Humor

Tilesh Bo November 30, 2020

Monday already? Wtf. Wasn't it just Thursday? What even is time? If the weekends are so painfully fleeting, we might as well fill company time with as much meme consumption as possible, am I right? We've got just the random assortment of dumb memes and tweets for anyone who strategically scrolls on the clock.

1.

Text - Do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

2.

Cartoon - WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR TRAIN OF THOUGHT MIDSENTENCE us this aaaaaаааааааааа

3.

Text - when bae has the day off but you have to work

4.

Text - yumeko @bxnksi_ i like people who aren't fazed when i'm dramatic, like just let me be i'll be done in like 10 mins

5.

Text - World's Richest People (1990-2020) 2020 llion $50 Billion $100 Billion $150 Billion Jeff Bezos $183 Billion Bernard Arnault $120 Billion Bill Gates $115 Billion Mark Zukerberg $97.8 Billion Mukesh Ambani $88.5 Billion Elon Musk $88.2 Billion Warren Buffett $83 Billion Larry Ellison $78.3 Billion Steven Ballmer $70.4 Billion Larry Page $67.7 Billion IS THIS A DINNER MENU?

6.

Text - Ben Rosen @ben_rosen MARCH COMMERCIAL: during these uncertain times, we're thinking of you and your family AUGUST COMMERCIAL: look you might as well catch it at burger king 11:18 PM · 04 Aug 20 · Twitter for iPhone

7.

Food group - Hi can I get something from you What do you need oger HOM SOUTON Seasoned Herh Are you trying to buy weed We talked about this you can just ask for some weed

8.

Adaptation - When u finally break up with someone who is gluten free and u get to be yourself again Shitheadsteve

9.

Text - dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel2 roommate is blasting the nutcracker on vinyl because he says the dance of the sugarplum fairies is, andI quote, "a straight f ckin banger" 4:29 PM · 24 Nov 20 · Twitter for Android by u/kevinowdziej

10.

Cartoon - to-the jungle zürek a Fuente: keitaroyevon I'll just warn you now. I dont know how to use a computer. Ishould tell you, I still don tknowho to use a computer. bitchesaloud it's been 20 years for fuck sake Usagi get your shit together

11.

Text - Moon Pie MoonPie @MoonPie A family can just be you and a MoonPie sitting on a plate in a dark room 4:49 PM · 11/23/20 · Twitter for iPhone 226 Retweets 68 Quote Tweets 1,765 Likes Chazley Victoria @VictoriaChazley · 1s Replying to @MoonPie What the fuck MoonPie ili

12.

Text - Pics? 2:56am What sort? 2:56am What sort of pics usually get sent at 3am? ;) 2:59am

13.

Product - Tired of working on myself @ch0mkus I will now be unapologetioally insane

14.

Olive - off work late? hungry, but too tired to cook? try 30 to 40 olives 30 to 40 oliyes an easy weeknight dinner eat them directly out of the jar with your fingers you will certainly not regret eating 30 to 40 olives

15.

Text - silent nate @MNateShyamalan [ creating bats] god: well we already made birds angel: god: angel: what if they were goth god: omg what IF they were goth tho

16.

Vacation - PLAYING IN THE SAND WHEN YOU'RE A KID PLAYING IN THE SAND WHEN YOU'RE AN ADULT

17.

Cat - What my french fries see when im driving home

18.

Text - slate @PleaseBeGneiss producers: clifford the big red dog movie? everyone: ya producers: here is a big red dog everyone: ok that is wrong somehow 11:56 AM · 2020-11-27 · Twitter for iPhone 125 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 1,716 Likes

19.

Cool - Me looking outside to see what chapter of Revelation we're doing today.

20.

Bathroom accessory - Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn I all this part of the fridge "the butter's penthouse". UAY > Chobani

21.

Map - Ever notice that Italy is shaped like a boot?

22.

Cookware and bakeware - BILL NYE THO @Bill _Nye_Tho Chilly outside today pic.twitter.com/pXbQ6sNS Reply Retweet * Favorite . More

23.

Photo caption - Ovaries once a month: Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

24.

TREE IS UP TAA

25.

Dish - me: don't cook to much. i've already eaten. grandma: okay love, just a snack. grandma: ifunny.co

26.

Flightless bird - when you're listening to someone speak and you can feel yourself dissociating

27.

Mammal - Me every time I feel the slightest tickle in my throat Poh Lord, itgot me."

28.

Text - dont mind me im just @chuckybrewster I love how toddlers wake up and just choose violence everyday

29.

Action-adventure game - HIS NAME IS. ... BITCH I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK HIS NAME IS BABY YODA AND THIS IS THE BABY YODA SHOW

30.

Face - You've been bitten by a vampire Panik You're immortal now Kalm You can't eat garlic bread Panik

31.

Text - Brynnester @brynnester Me: *looking at a barn full of feed* Who's all that for? Farmer: The cattle eat it Me: Wow, that's one hungry cat 8:48 AM · 2020-11-22 · Twitter for iPhone 195 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 1,091 Likes

32.

Salami - When you cut down a tree in Italy @official.agnew

33.

Text - Ygrene @Ygrene [dolphin taking scantron test] А В С D E 1. [ ] [ ] [ -] 2. [] 3. [] [ ] 4. [ ] 5. [ ] [

34.

Facial expression - GOOD TO SEE NICHOLAS CAGE WEARING A MASK WHILE OUT SHOPPING

35.

Text - Crying Always @cryingallways Ladies if he's 25 or older and drops red flags, leave. His frontal lobe is fully developed and he's not changing. It's science I don't make the rules

36.

Cartoon - when you push the vacuum cleaner over a spot of dirt and you hear that crackle

37.

Text - harvard graduate @heelyfanaccount applebee's waiter: what would u like to order me: i'll take the apple waiter: we don't actually sell apples me, visibly frightened: ok then. [gulps] ill have the bees

38.

Guitar - School Lava is called magma when underground Me wanting to know how to pay taxes

39.

Text - Max Dylan Ash @mynameisntdave If you want your dog to take a pill: 1. Get a piece of cheese 2. Eat the cheese for energy 3. Get ready to wrestle your dog

40.

Cartoon - When you're mad the leftovers are gone, then you realize you live alone: -I'm the last person I would have suspected, but it was me all the time!

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