41 Mostly Dumb Memes For Undiscerning Eyes

This gallery of memes isn't for the haughty conoisseurs. It's for people who are okay with nodding at a decent meme, or perhaps even shaking ther heads at a meme that is arguably pretty dumb. It's hard to please everyone all the time. But these funny tweets and tidbits, while maybe mediocre, are still more than adequate for wasting time and boosting that dopamine. And that's what matters. 

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Human - When chicken breast is on sale 20

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Text - alex from online @leafcrunch my plan would involve hollowing out west virginia and using the slag to fill in lake ontario, completing a diagonal chain of now saltwater lakes across turtle island and linking the arctic & atlantic seas. this would benefit no one & cause untold damage. i will take no questions 00:20 · 25/02/2020 · Twitter Web App

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Text - wife: "when i said i bring me something back from the beach i meant a conch shell" me: [struggling to hold a seagull] "fkn say that then!"

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Organism - chopolist hold space for: community classos activiles ovents WET YOGA CLASS You will be completely soaked in herbal liquid. Attendees MUST learn to fold /unfold their genitals. Do not attend if you can't hold your breath for 33 lunar seconds. Buckets/Rags available for $6 FREE tree bark snack provided Please do not eat* onions 48 hours (there will be loud screaming) before class Please bring signed waiver agreeing to allow The Great Horned Owl to observes you silently for the duration

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Cartoon - my friend and I explaining that the ocean is a huge bowl of soup since it contains meat, salt, and veggies the school lunch lady

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Automotive tire - Can this year get any worse @highfiveexpert LOST ROOMBA ! His name is "Higgins". 35cm / 9cm high/2.8Kg DOES NOT BITE ! Roomba app info: Battery: 3% Dust bin: 190% My husband left our bungalow door open anu our Roomba escaped !!! We followed his cleaning track for 4 Km down to the beach where we lost his trail. HIGGINS CAN NOT SWIM !! Please help us to bring Higgins back! #TEARMEOFF O800-KAREN-DO karen.doe3827 0800-KAREN-D karen.doe382 0800-KAREN karen.doe3 0800-KAREM karen.doe3

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Tire - What does it mean when this light comes on on the trailer? MAN SHED

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Dinosaur - "Easy. Breezy. Beautiful. Clever Girl." @alexinpundrlana

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Text - Mika McKinnon @mikamckinnon FAQ: Is @TheRock igneous, metamorphic, or sedimentary? A: It'd be rude to examine his texture, SO consider his origin & path. He's evolved under immense pressure, dramatically changed yet never shattered, and doesn't explode even when provoked. Metamorphic. GIF What can I say, except, "You're Welcome?" 12:23 PM · 2/24/20 · Twitter for iPad

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Cartoon - Y'all are gonna fuck this up for all of us Kansas Arizona Texas Oklama Florida South and North Carolina e Alabama Ohio Georgia kansas If those states could read they'd be very upset johncribati Follow Is this about COVID or the election wakandamama Follow Yes

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Horse - pure bread horse

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Face - My friend complaining that Microsoft hasn't released anything after Windows 10 Me who already has Windows 95

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Hair - When the professor is passionate about teaching and you genuinely understand and enjoy the class

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Flower - *mobster voice* hey boss, I got youse those flowers ya wanted!! BADA BOOM WHITE BADA BING ROSE BEGONIA Fibros Roa

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Face - SWEDISH GIRLS IRISH GIRLS SPANISH GIRLS CLEVER GIRLS

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Tire - Any ideas on how to stop my tyres from rusting?

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Mug - YES, ENGLISH CAN BE WEIRD. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

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Clothing - How I expected my apocalypse outfit to look How it actually looks

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Mammal - Me The whole titty

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Text - Taming Fred Savage @FredTaming me: congrats, when is the baby due pregnant librarian: oh it's mine i get to keep it 2:11 PM · 2020-01-17 · Twitter Web App 4,870 Retweets 80 Quote Tweets 33.8K Likes

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Footwear - Without objective morality, everything is permissible.

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Text - How dare you tell me how to run my business! Sir, I'm a consultant. That's literally what you pay me for. 00

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Suit - STAPLES Business Scythe REAP the rewards! Improves Confidence! Intimidates Subordinates! Business Scythe gives you the extra confidence and authority needed to excel at work! plant STOLACO

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Footwear - Boots with the fur (with the fur)

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Text - S crimsonwastes cat when l'm snuggling him: l've never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at once cat when I'm busy doing something and can't pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That I Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Mother And I Am Going To Scream

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Text - Me: why does my back hurt Also me:

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Text - *kayde @queen_kayde White girls get dream catcher tattoos and wonder why their lives are going to shit like idk Sara maybe ask the thing inked on your body that attracts bad shit you unseasoned chicken wing

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Text - My 13 year old son was attacked for believing in God And l'll fucking do it again

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Text - Lauren Flans @LaurenFlans the orphan i adopted sucks at chess fml

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Vehicle - dad's second car crash this week

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Swimming pool - Beverly My sisiter in law died in a fire, her Bible was beside her bed on a stand, not a burn mark on the Bible..Awesome...miracle from God... Yesterday at 8:31 PM Like 6 8. Reply Bible God ASister in law Icking lovE blasphemu

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Text - neighbour: [knocks at door] "your dog was barking at 4am this morning" me: "its almost like he has no concept of time"

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Event - hotel: room 332, enjoy ur stay dad: i assume the porn is disabled? hotel: no it's only regular porn you sick fuck holiday

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Text - You hang up. - No, You hang up

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Text - Am 27. Feb. um 18:38 · O I used to get Steven hawking and Tony hawk confused wtf O Gefällt mir Kommentieren O Teilen 15 Understandable. They both loved ramps. 1 Tag(e) Gefällt mir Antworten

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Text - Me : My memory so fked up Person: How bad is it Me: How bad is what

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Fictional character - Batman, the Batmobile won't start Check the battery What's a Tery?

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Cartoon - When your joke ruins a conversation but you know it was amazing

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Facial expression - Her: I bet he's thinking about other women Me: How do orcs know what a menu is?

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Text - "This ain't my first rodeo." -- Me, at my second rodeo

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Text - Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers is that true? Him: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.

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