Spicy & Slightly Educational History Memes

We've got another round of spicy memes that take dry historical facts and make them dank af. Some of them might be a bit nsfw, historically inaccurate, and not the most politically correct, but hey we provide memes, not an ivy league education. That's not to say you won't learn a thing or two, so turn on that big brain of yours and get into the meme zone.

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Table - Them: So I didn't really pay attention to history class in school, can someone please explain the Cold War to me? Me:

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Sky - Alexander the Great, watching how his empire is crumbling down and being split up by his successors (circa 322BC) rtan.com

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Organism - American Media Scary black man The Black hold gun Panther Party funding school lunches, and make fist clothing and shoe programs, community shuttles and ambulances, and foodbanks, as well as testing half a millon people for sickle-cell anemia

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Cartoon - LOE GERMANIA MAGNA Vindobona ticorum Lauriacuin NORICUM quilei DALM, Let's go. In and out. Twenty minuteiadventure. PANNONIA SUPERIOR * PANNONIA INFERIOR

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Photo caption - The praetorian prefect after being accused by Septimus Severus of auctioning the title of Roman Emperor to Didius Julianus after the assassination of Pertinax: d among C That wih o the Right1o ecple te layine For 敬 kel I was a business man... doing business.

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Photo caption - "So there's this Roman General, right? Dude's fuckin' baller as shit. I'm talking crossing the Rubicon without Senate approval baller, ya feel? Anyways, this guy, THIS FUCKIN' GUY, realises he's about to be encircled while mounting a siege and he does the craziest thing. Baller ass general no cap BUILDS TWO SETS OF WALLS around the fort he's besieging. Straight up made those barbarians besiege him. Most incredibilis shit I've ever seen!" FavageAF ASTROS 10

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Text - Roman generals figuring out who to go to war with after 200 AD: Celts, Persians, Other Germans Romans ya_roman_memes

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Bikini - "Don't worry, the British rule won't last long" The British rule grand theft autu

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Hand - How people think Christianity spread: dreamstime dreamstime How it really spread: dreamstime ime dreamstime @fuckchurchill dreamstime dreamstime BIBLE mrtime ime

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Job - Sweden: We were neutral in WW2 Allies: We know you sold Iron to Nazi Germany! Sweden: w mong on, That + 6 the Kig layir ethe to I was a business man... doing business.

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Photo caption - GREENLAND ICELAND Erik the Viking:

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Hand - Killing a lot of people Fathering a lot of people Genghis Khan Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

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Hand - ATOH +BOND SEAL BLACK Istantly Steps Leaks! LEX ANANENKO, PE BEZPALOV AND BARANOV OOTAE CHERNOBYL LACK GOING UNDER THE REACTOR TO STOP THE FUEL FLOW, PREVENTING A 3 MEGATON EXPLOSION AND SAVING HALF OF EUROPE

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Face - Mongolia: My army is amazing and nothing can stop the invasion of Japan The wind:

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Text - Teacher: Describe European colonization with one picture: Me:

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Text - Fellas, if your girl... Looks good in red Loves surprising you And wants to brutally suppress other religions Then that's not your girl, that's the Spanish Inquisition Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

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Text - Treaty with native Americans: *is signed* The United States immediately after:

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Suit - King James just trying to vibe Guy Fawkes

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Natural landscape - Gibraltar I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.

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Text - Never Ask A Woman Her Age A Man, His Salary Or Britan How They Got So Many Artifacts In Their Museum

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Photo caption - Britain: sends pirates to raid Spanish ships Britain: aneng That whe the RightT- FPeoplete layi my Fo I was a business man... doing business.

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Product - Publishing Cok numerous Having ten studies on children with Sprile your cousin the benefits of genetic diversity PUSH PUSH Charles Darwin D LIPHE CD

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Cartoon - Berlin conference, 1884: LIVE Who should own Africa? MSNBSea 毫 LIVE We've assembled.thissdiverse panel of white men in bow-ties to decide. MEGAD

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Text - My grandpa told me that he got to see the Titanic and that from the beginning he told them not to get onboard because he knew it was going to sink. But no one listened and he repeatedly told them until the minute he got kicked out of the movie theater...

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Font - EXIT France under defending the ardenne cause it's impenetrable France under defending the ardenne cause it's impenetrable The 1st, 2nd and 10th Panzer Divisions

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Headgear - KAYY Italians in World War Italians in New York

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Media - When you click on the "1930-1950" tab of "our history" on a german company's website PORECH That the O layir KRUPP FANTA to BOSS SIEMENS LUGO B Os S LC Lufthansa I was a business man... doing business.

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Comics - GET AWAY USA YOU CARRIER OF I ALSO CARRY Foreign aid Military intervention ealaskan.sammie IT'S MIlitary intervention AWW GOD DAMMIT

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Photo caption - NASA in the sixties: "that's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" NASA in the seventies: - WE PLAYIN' golf ON THE MOON, BITCH.

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