15 Clueless People Who Fell For 'The Onion's' Satire

Tilesh Bo December 29, 2020

We feel sort of bad for these poor, gullible individuals who devoured satirical headlines from The Onion, but at the same time, they're providing us with a lot of entertainment, so we'll take it.

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Text - Imagine having to wear a bulletproof vest to school Imfao. O The Onion O @TheOnion 1h School Administration Reminds Female Students Bulletproof Vests Must Cover Midriff trib.al/DGFhtmm 19:34 · 27 Aug 19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Product - The Onion 5 mins · O NA-00 Fatra Ertr Extra Katra तपति Katon Ertra LOCAL.THEONION.COM Convenience Store Employee Given Generous Holiday Bonus Shift Boo hoo. Get a tougher, higher skilled job, or replace it with a vending machine. 01 2 mins Like Reply More Stitch It! Taru

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Text - The Onion @TheOnion FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States trib.al/OGcUuxi .قصاخل ق ارشل أطوت حت ادهس فـن ري ردتل بغ ل ام سل اون آل، رظت ن 10:04 AM · 7/25/19 · SocialFlow 213 Retweets 634 Likes Replying to @TheOnion Whatever. It won't be the United States collapsing..it'll be your biased reporting. 98 27

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Water - shared The Onion's photo. 30 mins · * And this is why I refuse to go to sea world A The Onion Yesterday at 4:35pm- SeaWorld Employees Place Orcas In Plastic Bags Of Water While Cleaning Tanks

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Organism - Hard Drive O @HardDriveMag · 14h Christian Bale Gains 450,000 Pounds to Play Sandworm in 'Dune' Remake Christian Bale Gains 450,000 Pounds to Play Sandworm in 'Dune' Remake thehardtimes.net 19 3,654 699 7 Replying to @HardDriveMag Couldn't they just use puppets? Or effects? Or anything else? >

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Landmark - 55 mins · 6 You've got to be kidding me! 2 hrs 6 This better not be true It's a British landmark, always will be and should remain as "Big Ben" Big Ben to be renamed Massive Mohammed from 2018 - The Rochdale Herald The Re

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Text - The Onion @TheOnion · 6m Luke, Owen Wilson Recall Meeting On Set Of 'The Royal Tenenbaums' trib.al/zBVybMb 27 84 624 Replying to @TheOnion But they are brothers, they know each other 8:50 AM · Sep 20, 2019 · Twitter Web App

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Screenshot - ry How is this not clickhole 1 hr Unreal !! YOUREADYGRANDMA.COM Unaware of Coronavirus, Nickelback Continues Tour of Playing to Empty Stadiums 66 3 comments O Like Comment

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Motor vehicle - po000 T-Mobile ? 2:08 PM 89% Saturday at 8:29 PM · Edited Why, America? Just why? Are DVD players and cameras more important than human life? Why do we desire earthly possessions more than each other? Will there ever come a day when America will be more than a blood- thirsty nation? Please America. Look up and see the hurt and lost and remember that 9/11 was a terroist attack. But this. .. this was us. My heart goes out to those grieving. Praying for y'all. 42 Million Dead In Blo

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Website - The Onion @TheOnion · 1h NASA Announces Plans To Launch Chimpanzee Into Sun trib.al/TSODMBA NASA 89 27 329 1.8K Replying to @TheOnion This can't be true???? They are going to kill this animal. Right? They just announced they're going to kill this animal and study the effects before he dies. That's what I just read, right? Cause this chimps gonna die!!!

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Door - Dripping Wet 7-Year-Old Gets On Hotel Elevator trib.al/v4G5bzh ELEVATOR 39 27312 4,009 Replying to @TheOnion What in the hell is this article about? Who cares? Why is this important and why did you waste your time and ours putting this on Twitter?

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Water - THEONION.COM WHO Warns Covid-19 Could Mean End To Blowing Water Through Pool Noodle Into Friends' Faces O Like Comment A Share ib 3 Very sad that this what they use their "brilliant" minds for 3h Like Reply

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Photo caption - 1 hr Oh are you kidding me???? LMAO JE RIK i THEONION.COM Heavily Armed Fans Guard Statue Of Yogi Bear In Case It Turns Out He Supported Confederacy

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Vegetarian food - Frito-Lay Changes Color Of Cheetos To Avoid Association With Trump MI Cheese is naturally yellow-orange. Green cheese indicates fuzzy, moldy cheese. Won't be eating any soon. I will go with the store brand cheetoes. Like Reply (4h) L business. They are so childish. 3 They lost my business. Wow these 2 Like · Reply - (3h) Bi color looks nasty. Like · Reply - (3h) | If you're triggered by a color, then you need to resolve what's deep inside of yourself. liberalism is becoming a m

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Motor vehicle - O The Onion @TheOnion · Sep 13, 2018 FEMA Officials Panic After Accidentally Evacuating 1 Million Residents In Direction Of Hurricane trib.al/TfSg3ke How does someone make a mistake like that. O4 7:31 PM - Sep 13, 2018

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