35 History Memes To Distract From Our Current Hell

Every time we open our phones or turn on the television there are constant reminders of how absolutely terribly the world is doing. While dark and edgy history memes aren't going to solve the climate crisis or find a vaccine for coronavirus, they're a pretty decent reminder that the planet has gone through sh*t and bounced back for the better. We're just hoping that happens to us sooner rather than later. Happy scrolling!

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Cartoon - Celebrity: *breathes* 50s America: Could you Repeat that you Commie?

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Text - Teacher: The question said to explain the fall of the Roman Empire. Me: Yes, that's correct. What's the problem? Teacher: You've just written "Ave Roma." And your exam is covered in tears. ehistorythroughmemes.jpg

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Furniture - Rome in 476 AD Germanic Tribes

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Text - Venetian crusaders after they sack Constantinople, murder and rape the citizens burn down churches, and destroy priceless historic and religious artifacts for three days: @historicallyhistory A blessing from the Lord!

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Text - the Celtic cavalry at Alesia potholes, WOoden skewers and flaming a charge at full gallop arrows

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Text - BYZANTINE EMPIREI DONT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY, INEED TO DEFEND MY BORDERS AGAINST THE TURKS, ITCANT BE WORSE SOME VENETIAN CRUSADERS: BUONGIORNO!

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Adaptation - France: "We'll pay you lots of gold if you stop raĆ­ding us Vikings: You will?

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Photo caption - The Vikings after finding out that monasteries are filled with gold and people that can't fight

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Photo caption - Vikings: *Invade England* Anglo-Saxons: INLAND You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.

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Text - English and French since the begining of time Fuck you and l'll see you tomorrow!

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Face - THE PLAGUE IS KILLING EVERYONE Panik YOUR JEWISH HYGIENIC CUSTOMS ENSURE YOUR HEALTH Kalm THE CHRISTIANS BLAME YOU FOR THE PLAGUE AND KILL YOU ANYWAY Panik

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Cartoon - Fun Facts with Squidward! Bulgaria was the only nation on the axis side in ww2 to gain land

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Clothing - when your parents ask why that 90 kg stone is 300 m away

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Text - Glad my room is to the left. For some reason the right side of this hotel floor doesn't sound peaceful. + 1901 - 1913 1914 - 1918 →

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Face - Pimples? Zero Blackheads? Zero NUMBER OF THINGS COLUMBUS WAS RIGHT ABOUT ZERO imgflip.com

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Text - Napoleon after escaping Elba and returning to France for 110 days Daddy's home.

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Face - *Winged Hussars Arrive at Vienna* Ottoman Soldier: Sir the Polish have sent giant birds to attack us! Mustafa Pasha: They WHAT

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White-collar worker - His 600+ slaves Thomas Jefferson "All men are created equal" His 600+ slaves

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Explosion - 38 US Economy Embargo Act of 1807 @historical_memeoirs

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Photo caption - Andrew The National Jackson Bank [gunshots] [adultswim.com] @historical_memeoirs Andrew The National Jackson Bank What caused the Panic of 1837? [adultswim.com)

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People - William Morton: discovers anaesthetics in 1846 People who had amputations in 1845:

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Photo caption - USS Maine USA [adultswim.com] USS Maine USA Why would Spain do this-?m [adulvim.com]

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Text - Ancient Egyptian Pharoahs: Just chillin in a tomb for thousands of years British Explorers: That Dt Dis randoshn Core

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Bridle - What Marx wanted What lenin and stalin made

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Cartoon - tempest ation Alexander the great This is Alexandria! nickelodeonkids.tumblr.com HEALTI DIET everyone Alex, this is the 7th city you've named Alexandria this week

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Face - France Luxembourg They beat me in a month. A month? I lasted an entire day. Denmark Austria A day? I got invaded in a few hours! You guys got invaded?

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Photograph - Germany Poland Britain & France Czechoslovakia

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Text - Select all squares with Finnish Snipers Verity

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Facial expression - AntriGrain The British at Dunkirk Germany I think I forgot something. If you forgot, then it wasn't important. 35k French troops Yeah, you're right.

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Hair - Four photos of Kylie Jenner that will make you go "Wait that's not Kylie Jenner, thats Alan Mathison Turing who cracked the enigma code and turned the tide of World War 2 in the Allies' favour"

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Text - How to spot a commie bastard 1. Be in 50's or 60's America 2. Call a person you don't like a commie You can thank me later

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Photo caption - Former British colonies Their priceless artifacts @danklotrmemes The British Empire rl take that, my lad

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Text - Nobody: 95% of modern Greek history In terms of money, we have no money

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Long hair - Cold War summarized : Um...whatcha got there Um..whatcha got there? A smoothie A smoothie

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People - USSR in the 1930s: Slide to theleft. Germany and Italy in the 1930s: Slide to the right. Spain in the 1930s: Criss-Cross!

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