19 Times People Were Obliterated By Words

It's said that the pen is mightier than the sword, and we're inclined to say the same is true for a keyboard on a phone or laptop. This gallery is full of fiery roasts, savage insults, and creative put-downs. They're a reminder that not everyone stoops to the "Your mom" level when trying to exact pain on someone they disagree with. If you need more savagery, check out r/MurderedByWords. There's a lot more where these came from.

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Text - Ted Cruz @tedcruz Yikes. A government big enough to give you everything is big enough to take everything.literally! Alabama Democrat proposes bill mandating all men have vasectomy at age 50 or after third child. The Iron Snowflake Kevin M. Kruse @KevinMKruse Replying to @tedcruz Yes, the government shouldn't be involved in private reproductive health choices, yes, that's a great point you made, yes.

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Text - The West Australian e @westa. 5h a1 Seinfeld was famously the "show about nothing". And that's precisely what The West Australian got from @IJasonAlexander - who played George Costanza – when we tried to interview jason alexander @IJasonAlexander Replying to @westaustralian Yeah, we'll here's a thought..if him at Perth Airport: A bit.ly/31Z0ZGq #perthnews you want an interview with someone, try setting it up like the professionals do rather than blindsiding people at hotels and airports.

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Text - Per Replying to @TheTodayShow I challenge any game maker to come up with a game that rewards kids to be empathetic to situations involving other 'players/game characters' & rewards them for kind gestures & behaviours; and also positively reinforces kindness, politeness & constructively can problem solve. O 130 271 32 Davi Journey, Undertale, Stardew Valley, the entire Fallout series, Minecraft, Animal Crossing, Harvest Moon, the vast majority of role-playing games made by Bioware. Would y

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Text - SO @270luchi boys under 6ft stay indoors please the wind is hefty ! _.shiivam._ Girls above 50kg, please stay at home there's already enough potholes in our roads.

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Text - What's your address? I'm spendin the night 5720 SW 21st St Are you playin? dats Helping Hands Humane Society yeah I know. they take in strays, I don't Delivered reddit Posted in r/FemaleDatingStrategy by u/eng2fly

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Product - Insulin has become so expensive that as many as one in four people with diabetes are now skipping lifesaving doses. The absurdly high cost of insulin, explained Insulin manufacturers murder diabetics with price gouging. Fixed the headline for you.

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Text - Brother Beloved stan account @Bipolar_B Lies, he been rapping for 20 years now AH Complex O @Complex 1d COM Nick Cannon says he'll never get married again: "I don't like doing things that I am not good at." More: cmplx.co/KCCYES1 DDS33 DITV KO POISS DAME DASH STUDIOS

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Text - What would you do if I unplugged your router in the middle of your game? t7 522 4,238 11.3K Use the time to form a strong romantic relationship with you that eventually leads to marriage. When we eventually grow old together and we find ourselves in the hospital on life support l'll bring up the time you unplugged my router, then unplug your life support. The long con.

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Facial expression - 197 O DAILY MAIL • 4 MIN READ World's oldest man aged 112 says keeping a smile on your face is the secret to a long life Top fan Thulasizwe Mashinini That's a glory hole 1 m Like Reply

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Text - Plantain Papi @TheJ2ocean So not only did you waste our time you wasted theirs too. GOT Game of Thrones Facts @thronesfacts · 8h It took around eight hours to get the actors that played the Children of the Forest into costume and makeup 9:54 · 18 Feb 20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Food - Wendy's @Wendys When literally anything would be better on a bun than their beef. Traduire le Tweet @ComicBookNOW 1j NOw ComicBook NOW! semicbeek BURGER KING is testing a sandwich with nothing but french fries: comicbook.com/irl/2020/02/17... 10:58 · 2020-02-18 · Twitter Web App 1 234 Retweets 9 920 J'aime

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Text - Kentington Clarke @KentingtonC Why do we always hear about how Jeff Bezos starting Amazon in a garage but never how his parents invested $300,000 into his fledgling company? Could your parents do that. Do you even have access to a garage? Is this "American Dream" success story real or a myth we tell ourselves? Jermaine Eluemunor @TheMain... ·3d Jeff Bezos started Amazon in his Garage.worked his ass of for many years and is now reaping the rewards of his hard work and determination. "Eat t

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Food group - Feb. 2 at 4:39 p.m. • O AUCK STRIKS IGARETIES It was a thing that originated with soldiers in World War II. When opening a new pack of cigarettes, you put the first one back in the pack upside down. That was the lucky cigarette and would be the last one smoked in the pack. If you lived long enough to smoke it, you were lucky. O Like Comment Share Be the first to like this Now people only do that if they've been smoking for over 40 years.

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Text - Facebook 00000 1 0 51% 1:02 am Timothy YOU MATCHED WITH TIMOTHY ON 8/3/17. Your bio Hahah glad you like How's your night been? Could be better Just matched wa cute dude so there's something What's his name? David Sent Type a message... Send GIF

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Product - When your fake ID works Ba My Coedne My CUIN DANK A Black Person @GivethNoFucketh That's because you look 34

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Photo caption - Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders Sahil Kapur O @sahilkapur - 2h Mike Bloomberg's campaign manager Kevin Sheekey releases a statement responding to attacks from Sanders. Subject line: "BERNIE'S NEW BRO... DONALD TRUMP" Show this thread mike BLOOMBERG

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Text - r/AskReddit What is an actual sub for serious flat earthers? Posted by u 50m Discussion Share Vote 21 * BEST COMMENTS - 50m r/mentalillness * Reply 1 Vote

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Text - ull Verizon LTE 10:47 AM Tweet Krystal @Krystal Krystal Replying to a Неу during our restructuring process, all Krystal restaurants will remain open and operating as usual. Our customers can enjoy the same great food and service that they have come to expect from us. 10:24 AM 2/17/20 · Twitter Web App Replying to @Krystal Awesome, I was starting to worry that Taco Bell was my only option if I wanted a meal to give me diarrhea at 11:30 a.m. on a Tuesday. ili Tweet your reply

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Text - cool girl Steph @_XxDollface For the men tweeting "you curved me in the dms but now look at you lonely today", remember someone chose loneliness over you. 10:52 AM 14 Feb 20 · Twitter for iPhone 27.6K Retweets 106K Likes cool girl Steph O @_XxDollface 1d Replying to @_XxDollface Someone chose the feeling of loneliness over you. ♡ 5 27 211 1,253 cool girl Steph O They had the option of replying & possibly getting some free food out of you or lonelines... they chose the loneliness @_XxDollf

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