48 Wordy Pun-Filled Memes For Lovers Of Language

Tilesh Bo December 16, 2020

Communication is difficult, and if we're being honest the English language is particularly guilty of making no sense. But if you can read English, and are aware of its nuances and absolutely illogical quirks, you'll probably appreciate this batch of memes, tweets and posts. 

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Cutlery - Cutlery Stablery Scooplery

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Text - kelly johnson @ohheyohhihello i've decided to start saying "moopy" instead of "movie" just subtly enough that people will silently question it but will never ask. i deserve this.

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Text - theanimejunkie: bossubossupromode: Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, "is it better to use "had" or "had had" in this example sentence?" The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers. James, while John had had "had", had had "had had." "Had had" had had a better effect on the teacher. welcome to the english language

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Text - Auld Scots Words blootered eejit clype (bloot-ered) Extremely drunk (ee-jit) Idiot, not the full shilling (klipe) Informer, tell-tale fouter wheesht cludgie (foo-tir) Dither, to not get on with it (whee-sht) Quiet (clud-gee) Toilet drookit stotter mauchit (droo-kit) Drenched, soaked through (stoat-er) Excellent example (maw-kit) Dirty, filthy canny glaikit Scunner (сan-y) Thrifty, wise (glai-kit) Foolish, not very bright (scun-ner) Feeling of disgust or loathing drouth gallus wabbit (dro-

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Text - Andy Ryan @ltsAndyRyan Daughter: What does gays mean? Me: Well you know mum and dad love each other - two men can love each other the same way Her: So what's 'penetrating gays'? Me: Er... read me the whole sentence Her: "She stared at him with a penetrating gaze" Me: Oh

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Photography - SFOS P_LE COLUP IS SHOSPLE COLUPIS

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Action figure - QUENTIN TARANTINO TENTIN QUARANTINO

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Text - If having sex for money makes you a whore... does having sex for free make you a non-profit whoreganization?|

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Text - Jesus Christ would you look at the time XII

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Text - When Americans say... It means... Awesome Good Fabulous Good Amazing Good Great Fine Fine Bad OK Bad Really bad Driving me completely nuts Unexpected Probably Not so great Challenging Hilarious For sure Forever 30 minutes Let's get coffee sometime Let's stay in touch My friend My best friend Goodbye; I like you Goodbye; I don't like you that much A person I know A person I know and also like gerrycanavan I'm afraid of Americans lindsayribar This is super real.

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Text - YAHOO! ANSWERS Is the daisy powerline 856 good for squirrels? 2 answers Hunting No, it is too long to hide in their nest and the trigger is too far forward for their paws to be able to hold and fire at the same time. Most of the squirrels in my hood just carry a small handgun, like a Glock 26 or 27. Hope this helps.

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Face - 1:07 PM Hang in there man In there? NO Aa

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Felidae - GERARD DEPARDIEU RZOWIER GEPARD RETARDIEU ORG

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Text - Snaccident: n. 1. Eating an entire bag/box of something by mistake.

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Text - cmrn knzimn ar @ckunzelman I love how Satanic cults in movies always speak in Latin as if Satan had been around for billions of years, encountered the Romans, and then was like "damn this language is IT y'all hell yeah im writing ALL my contracts with this bad boy" 9:00 PM - 12/8/19 · Twitter for iPhone 4,882 Retweets 19.8K Likes

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Text - The spread of Corona virus is based on two factors. 1. How dense the population is. 2. How dense the population is.

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Text - booty whisperer @bootywhispers there's no "i" in happyness luis @LuisJugginHoes there is if you fuckin spell it right

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Text - Just as the phrase "what the entire fuck" implies the existence of fractional fucks, the phrase "what the absolute fuck" implies the existence of both positive and negative fucks (or else there would be no need for an absolute value operation). Taken together with the phrase "what the actual fuck" (which implies the existence of imaginary fucks), we may thus conclude that fuckery is isomorphic with the complex field.

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Text - Dylan Sprouse @dylansprouse Every Y you add onto "hey" is a different layer of depression. 6:30 PM 22 Sep 16

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Text - SueCorvettell @suecorvette Proctologist: you have a really small colon Me: how small? Proctologist: it's like half the normal size Me; you mean like it's like a semi colon? 10:54 AM · 1/13/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - r/teenagers u/Kuutya · 10h · 15 备119 OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED THAT CIGARETTES ARE CALLED THAT BECAUSE THEY ARE SMALER VERSIONS OF CIGARS Other + 13.8k 1 Share 331 Skittlesify201 · 6h • 13 So. I have a dickette Reply + 34

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Text - Old Face Magenta @LocalEmoMom the gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian

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Superfood - sam @_birdpaladin CHOOSE YOUR GENDER Kepehup. Ranibow Sprimkle O CAL Penuts SPINCH

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Text - نهال @totheleft_ Every professor's "email etiquette": please kneel and bow your head, wait for the Herald to announce your email Subject, please provide plentiful Offerings to show your loyalty Me: *follows etiquette* Prof: Thamks - sent from iPad 9/7/18, 5:53 PM

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Facial expression - her: I bet he's thinking about other women. him: Why is Batman one word, Iron Man two words, and Spider-man two words with a dash?

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Blue - CAN BE FOLDED HAND SHEET ARMS CHAIR MONEY PAPER ΝΑΡΚΙΝ T C T U N R T T O A WRIHS CLOE THES LAUL NDRY 38 100 1 50

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Text - QLindsey Shmindsey ) @shminsington Throwback to that time I composed a magnet poem about werewolves and it was the deepest shit I ever wrote. moon drunk monster beautiful and strange howl you / r melancholy question tell me and you dread more which the answer or echo the

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Text - what do you call a fake noodle? an impasta

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Text - What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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Text - Mariusz 12:39 PM idea: make numbers have the same amount of letters as they represent to tre four fihve seakes sehvinn aeighteh nahineaah teauxoehne eelehvehinn touxwellevue G 12:41 PM How much weed did you consume Mariusz 12:43 PM touxhgwhuenneteigheh

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Text - LifeAdviceLamp @life_lamp You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.

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Food - luna @hOrchataqueen just made some synonym rolls anthony @TakeCarePT2 Just like grammar used to make

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Product - alone pros: alone cons: alone

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Text - Duh doh @d_duhwit Costume party Host: What are you? Me: A harp Host: Ur costume's too small to be a harp. Me: Are you calling me a lyre 28/10/2017, 16:50 8,673 Retweets 27K Likes

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Text - neeetsocks no language should be mocked other than french hypallepse Birds is "oiseaux" in French. No letter is pronunced the way it should. And there are seven of them. teaboot ITS PRONOUNCED "WAZO" AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT jolene33rpm me, trying to spell something in french: uhhhhhh i think that's enough vowels the french language: youe fooule... youe insouelente cowèurde sara-ryder-pathfinder It is scientifically impossible not to read this with a French accent f lazygreengirl1

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Photo caption - *hits blunt* 'Dog food lid' backwards spells 'dildo of god'. OC

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Text - you you are bonerfart: idonotneedthisrightnow: you are acute coffee pie you are narrow, scalding and irrational

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Text - French: ..Sixty-seven, sixty-eight, sixty-nine, sixty-ten... Other languages: **stares* French: **stares back** French: ...sixty-eleven, sixty-twelve sixty-thirteen... French: ..sixty-sixteen, sixty-ten- seven... Other languages: "shutting eyes* French: ...sixty-ten-eight, sixty-ten- nine... Other languages: *hands over face* French: ..four twenties! :) Four twenties one...

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Font - A LONG TIME AGO. WE HAD EMPIRES RAN BY EMPERORS, THEN WE HAD KINGDOMS RAN BY KINGS, AND Nowww WE HAVE COUNTRIES..

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Text - jelee-: rockpapertheodore: tinyspacebabe: ok let's stop using the term “butthurt" we're not 12 anymore you sound fannytroubled a little bootybothered if you ask me someone's having a little tushytantrum

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Font - 4 Reading Japanese is really easy. You just need to turn your head Va sideways. ロチ以てく アラモよチ

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Cartoon - The opposite of Microsoft Office is Macrohard Onfire.

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Text - jiujitsu su noun jiu-jit-su | \ jü-'jit-(,)sü © \ 1. The gentle art of folding clothes while people are still in them 2. Involuntary yoga verb (used with object)

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Flower - POLLEN: WHEN FLOWERS CAN'T KEEP IT IN THEIR PLANTS.

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Face - HOW MUCH FORA GRAM? $250. Lyanide and Happiness e Explosm.net

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Product - Chair Chwater Chfire Chearth

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Cartoon - WHY DO IT'S A МЕ YOU ALWAYS SAY "IT'S "IT'S А МЕ" ale BECAUSE A SINGLE MARIO AM ONE IN AN OF MANY ENDLESS MARIOCEAN ZACH EXTRAFABULOUS

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