23 Deep Thoughts That Could Only Happen In The Shower

Tilesh Bo December 22, 2020

Being in the shower is therapeutic for many reasons. You're washing the day's stress from your body in a sudsy and steamy chamber of relaxation. You can sing wildly without worrying that you sound like crap (if you don't have judgmental roommates). You can act out hypothetical arguments and come up with brutal comebacks that will leave your enemies quaking in their stupid little boots. Or, if you're like these internet philosophers, you can think about life's many quirky nuances and then post about them on Reddit.

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Text - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/ZarquonsFlatTire 29 days ago 8 2 8 3 9 88 & All dogs can smell drugs. The hard part is getting them to snitch.

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Text - u/vpetrychuk • 2mo S 6 Awards If a morgue worker dies they'd still need to come in to work one more time 89,7k 726 Share

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Text - u/goodluck_canuck 10mo 3 2 Awards Humans must be a very confusing species to wild animals. One minute a human might be trying to kill them and the next minute another human is trying to help them. We are the least consistent predators on the planet. 86,3k 553 Share

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Text - u/Vulpinand · 8mo O 9 Awards People don't really want to go back to a time when the world was simpler. They want to go back to a time when they didn't understand how complicated the world has always been. 1 80,1k 1,1k Share

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Text - Posted by u/Boilermaker1983 6 days ago 11 O 14 8 38 8 11 If you could run most relationships backwards, they would actually be much more romantic. First strong hatred, followed by trying times, then ending with crazy passionate love and desire. 38.3k 825 Comments Give Award .

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Text - u/Live_ferociously • 4mo S6 Awards If elevators hadn't been invented, all the CEOS and important people would have their offices on the first floor as a sign of status. 1 140k 1,6k Share

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Text - u/avetisyan818• 11mo S 4 Awards The man who invented Internet is 80 years old now. If you see him walk down the street, you'll think he's just another old dude who doesn't know how to use Internet. 1 87,9k 1,7k Share

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Text - u/pyro925 • 6mo O A S 15 Awards Pavlov probably thought about feeding his dogs every time someone rang a bell. + 137k 1,4k Share

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Text - u/Biles · 5mo 2020 EO O 26 Awards We laugh at dogs getting excited when they hear a bark on TV, but if TV was a nonstop stream of unintelligible noises and then someone suddenly spoke to you in your language, you'd be pretty frking startled too. 1 177k 1,1k Share

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Text - u/RodzRodzRodz • 1mo 11 Awards Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self acceptance. 1 142k 2,3k Share

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Text - u/[deleted] • 11mo 3 4 Awards Night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off. 1 114k 1,2k Share

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Text - u/1Ferrox • 6mo S21 Award Lamps in Videogames use real electricity. Excellent Showerthought 1 115k 1,0k Share

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Text - u/pete7568 • 9mo S 5 Awards An onion is the bass player of food. You would probably not enjoy it solo, but you'd miss it if it wasn't there. 96,4k 2,4k Share

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Text - u/jessicajingle19 • 9mo O 4 Awards You know you're getting old when your parents start disappointing you, instead of you disappointing them. 88,5k 1,8k Share

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Text - u/JustA90sKid • 7mo 3 1 Award We get more starlight during the day than we do at night 68,8k 737 Share

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Text - u/bhakunikaran • 9mo 1 Award As a kid a wiggling tooth is exciting. As an adult a wiggling tooth is terrifying. 77,1k 1,1k Share

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Text - u/kpingvin • 3mo S 7 Awards While we sleep our brain makes up stories and then gets scared of them + 78,9k 945 Share

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Text - u/Djennuz2 • 20d 18 Awards Telling a male to "man up" is the equivalent to telling a woman to "stay in the kitchen." 1 90,7k 4,2k Share

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Text - u/DukoBoss • 10mo A 3 3 Awards People are so amazed by the fact that every snowflake is different, but nobody cares that every potato is unique 93,4k 1,7k Share

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Text - u/v-v-v-v-w • 2mo S5 Awards we thought our parents were embarrassing, but when the tiktok generation has kids, those kids will face forms of embarrassment unknown to us. 90,1k 1,5k Share

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Text - u/blendergremlin 2mo 4 Awards If you can't look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot. 93,0k 1,1k Share

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Text - u/kioshi43 • 8mo S 6 Awards Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience. 110k 975 Share

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Text - Posted by u/CapnFancyPants 4 months ago 2 3 & 7 More Superman's most unappreciated power is his extraordinary fine motor skill. He has almost unlimited strength and can literally move mountains, yet is also able to shake someone's hand without inadvertently ripping off their arm. 105k 2.0k Comments Give Award Share ...

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