Roasty Toasty British Memes For Your Tea-Time Scrolling

We hope these memes won't trigger any of our buds in the United Kingdom, but these jab-heavy memes were too good not to share. From riffing on their habitual colonizing (love a good history meme) to mocking British cuisine, these memes are filled with slightly savage but mostly-harmless fun. 

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Facial expression - When you realise everyone in the Marvel Universe speaks English, which means that Britain must've colonised the entire universe MABS *Laughs in British*

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Text - TOP DEFINITION rule #34 If it exists, Britain will invade it

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Clip art - Je te déteste! I hate you I detest you! ...heheh

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Text - British Empire be like ds Would you like to buy South Africa for 20 coins. You currently have 6217 coins

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Text - Some Kingdom Kingdom of Great Britain The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland The United Kingdom of England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland The United Realm ruled by a king or queen regnant of South East, London, North West, East of England, West Midlands, South West, Yorkshire and the Humber, East Midlands, North East,Antrim, Armagh, Down, Fermanagh, Londonderry, Tyrone, Borders, Central, Dumfries and Galloway, Fife, Grampian, Highland, Lothian, Strathclyde, Taysid

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Text - Argentina: "There is no way Britain will respond to the occupation of a small, insignificant isla..." Thatcher:

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Face - SAFES After 3 days of eating in England I now understand why Gordon Ramsay is so fuckin angry all the time.

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Cartoon - When literally anything happens between 1640 and 1940 geedatongmiem Hello operator? Get me the navy.

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Photograph - When you send a risky text and get the reply you were hoping for... WILL WI The The Te The Test Expe wees WILL W LIVE

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Text - Кyle P @KylePlantEmoji [ВBQ joint] Her: what's your opinion on Brisket? Me: *wiping sauce on my shirt* I don't actually know a lot about UK politics

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Food - Mr. Mince N Tatties @kingcoonta all of the UK eats like the Germans are still flying overhead Mel @Melfyx 4d The best homemade dinner on the planet x Show this thread HP SAUCE 9:43 AM 9/5/19 Twitter for Android 12.7K Retweets 78.4K Likes

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Map - map by bezzleford Swexit Potential EU Swedone Fin-land Finish leaving names Helsinkhole Extonia Sweparture Egresstonia Dumpmark Donemark Leavia Irexit Lat-me-out Copenhatin' Lithawaynia Eirexit Brexit Nethermind Nexit Noland BeliuDeutschleave egiuh Pole-veult Withdrawsaw Ditch Polend Angeleave Polskedaddle, dombark Berlout Merkel Frauervoir Czech-out Frexit Slovacate Oui out Full Outstria Sleaveniaonegary Bucharrest Noatia Spalida AdiEU Fruck-off Italexit Roamania Italeave Abortugal Portug

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Text - not brendan @crocodilethumbs i cannot imagine how nervous gordon ramsays wife must get before he eats her pussy

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Photo caption - English students studying the entirety of their country's history Are we the baddies?

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Food - US news: people are dying, everything is horrible, we are all terrified UK news: BC NEWS BBC.COM Woman finds loaf full of bread crusts

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Facial expression - Americans using the word 'cunt': Don't say that, it's offensive Brits/Aussies using the word: Can I get any of you cunts a drink?

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Photo caption - "But I'm Damon Albarn, from Gorillaz!" "Nice try kid, but the guys from that band are cartoons"

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Cartoon - Nobody: The dude in Feel Good Inc.: made with mematic

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Text - When you can speak British, Canadian, Australian, and American Mr. Worldwite

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Text - Churchill: We shall fight on the beaches... *air raid sounds* Churchill: 'I AM HAVING A MOMENT!"

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Text - When someone tries to tell you the time is quarter to something or half past my ass 286 288197663 56 0287 Yeah, this is big brain time S

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Headgear - British people when they hear 'kilometres per hour' instead of cups of tea per colonised nation' u/Educated Echidna Earl Grey flavoured confusion

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Nose - "Real Fact" #1470 Of the 193 members of United Nations, Britain has Invaded 171 of them. Get all the "Real Eacte at emapple Britain:

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Photo caption - World War I? Judging by the uniform, yes. Yes, but what do you mean... one? Oh sorry Spoliers.

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People - "Sometimes in bed I pull the covers up to my neck and say "Look Philip, I'm a stamp!" Then I make him lick me." -The Queen

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Photo caption - Any country: *celebrates independence day* The UK: I'm sorry, is this some sort of peasant joke that I'm too rich to understand?

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