31 Corny Memes For Everyone's Inner Dad

The term "dad joke" may seem exclusive to male-identifying parents and caretakers, but let's be real: pretty much everyone can appreciate a groan-worthy pun when they're in the right mindset. These memes, tweets, and pics cater to the corny joke-lover in all of us. They may even provide ammo to the brave souls who have decided to procreate in what feels like the end times.

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Toy - Nice Shoes Optimus! Thanks Bumblebee They're Vans

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Electronic device - I PITY THE TOOL!! 200mg Col inar

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Text - The Dad @thedad THE DAD Dad law requires dads to say one of the following when ready to leave: -Let's rock n roll -Let's skeedadle -Saddle up, partners -Let's get the heck outta dodge -Time to hit the road -Let's blow this popsicle stand -Let's hightail it outta here -Let's get this show on the road

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Dog - IMAGINE IF AMERICANSS SWITCHED FROM POUNDS TO KILOGRAMS OVERNIGHT THERE WOULD BE MASS CONFUSION

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Motor vehicle - dad's second car crash this week FIAT

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Majorelle blue - Marine biologist during the quarantine: WELCOME TO MY OFFISH

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Cap - Dad: (unwraping his Christmas gift) A cardboad box! Just what I wanted! Me: Daaad! You have to open it! Dad: THDE

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Face - WHAT DO YOU CALL A GROUP OF BABY SOLDIERS WHAT THAT? AN INFANTRY

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Handwriting - WHAT IS HEAVIER ENVO WATER OR BUTANE ? WATER... BUTANE IS A LIGHTER FLUD 30 mpH

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Vertebrate - SOON IT WILL BE THE ALPACALYPSE Surely you mean church of sloths Llamageddon VIA 9GAG.COM

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Organism - Did you know Yoda had a last name? It was Layheehoo. Please don't block me.

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Automotive exterior - GUt IDONT MAHCARE Gentleman.. i found where your woman wants to eat... as

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Furniture - Carbon datine You look older than your profile picture I've been under a lot of pressure

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Human - PS5 CANDLE SMELLS LIKE YOU'RE NOT GETTING ONE. REALTALKCANDLES.COM #RunningJoke Send seller a message

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Rock - MOUNT RUSHMORE BEFORE IT WAS CARVED Its natural beauty was unpresidented.

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Yellow - FOR SÅLE bought in error i live at 45 54 DIY time DIY time

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Eyewear - I boiled a funny bone once. It turned into a laughing stock. That's a humerus joke.

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Vertebrate - FLAT TIRE IN ALASKA

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Text - SINGING IN SHOWER IS ALL FUN & GAMES UNTIL YOU GET SHAMPOO IN YOUR MOUTH. THEN IT BECOMES SOAP OPERA.

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Clothing - WHEN YOU THOUGHT THE HOST SAID DRESSACCORDIONLY

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Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" Me: "I Excel at it." Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?" Me: "Word.

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Text - Ronnie @Ronnie_Mugove My wife and I decided never to sleep being mad at each other, We've been awake since Thursday. >

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Property - A CAR'S WEAKEST PART IS THE NUT HOLDING THE STEERING WHEEL

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Text - Regular back: -will hurt eventually -boring -stupid bones Backstreet's back: -alright

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Text - My friend Joe recèntly went on the Dolly Parton diet. It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean. (PLEASE DON'T DELETE ME...)

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Arm - Name a book that made you Algebra 1, Math for the Modern World cry...

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Green - TO THE THIEF WHO TOOK MY ANTI-DEPRESSANTS I HOPE YOU'RE НОРЕ НАРPY

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Face - "I've accidentally swallowed a lot of Scrabble tiles." "You gonna be alright?" "My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster." Dammit Craigt Stop it

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Text - How do frogs remove band-aids? Rip-it Ginriende Gulde Wed 10 bravo

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