Dude Live Tweets Millennial Cheating Saga To Hilarious Results

Tilesh Bo December 15, 2020

This cringey millennial couple is a reminder that we could all stand to be a little more present. Our doomed lovers became immortalized on @tattoosandbones Twitter account when he overheard a bloodcurdling scream from the apartment across from his. Turns out he had dropped his phone in a very unclean toilet. Things really devolve from there. Buckle up, it's a wild ride.

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millennial breakup - Text - Trevor S. Valle Follow @tattoosandbones THREAD: I just overheard one of the most Millennial breakups, ever. Scene: the apartment across the alley from me (our windows face) Intro: High-pitched voice screaming the horror movie scream that can only only be described as "blood curdling" Young woman: "WHAT'S WRONG?!"

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millennial breakup - Text - Trevor S. Valle Follow @tattoosandbones Previous young screaming voice, apparently male: "I DROPPED MY PHONE!" GF: You scared the shit out of me! What happened?! BF: I DROPPED MY PHONE IN THE TOILET! GF: Wash it off! BF: I CAN'T GF: It's waterproof. It's fine. Open the door BF: IT'S IN THE TOILET

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millennial breakup - Text - Trevor S. Valle Follow @tattoosantones GF: Why is the door locked? BF: I CAN'T GET MY PHONE GF: Open the door. I'll do it. (The boyfriend has been screaming every word in a panic and sobbing) BF: YOU CAN'T TOUCH IT GF: What the fuck is going on? BF: IT'S COVERED IN SHIT IN THE TOILET OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO PUKE

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millennial breakup - Text - Trevor S. Valle Follow @tattoosandbones GF: Flush it a couple times and then get it out and wash it off. BF: (loud gagging) GF: Jesus did you throw up? BF: I CAN'T TALK ON MY PHONE EVER AGAIN GF: Did you seriously just throw up in the toilet on your phone? BF: (wailing) GF: (starts laughing) BF: OMFG NO

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millennial breakup - Text - Trevor S. Valle Follow @tattoosandbones GF: Ok, just calm the fuck down, flush it like ten times, and pull it OUT and wash it OFF. BF: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND GF: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU (minutes of sobbing/can't hear them talking quietly) suddenly* GF: WHAT?! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING FACETIMING HER YOU ASSHOLE?!

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millennial breakup - Text - Trevor S. Valle Follow @tattoosandbones BF: WE NEVER FU KED, SO WHAT IS THE FU ING PROBLEM? IT'S NOT CHEATING! GF: FACETIMING SOMEONE ELSE AND JERKING OFF WITH THEM IS FUKING CHEATING ASSHOLE! BF: OH MY GOD WILL YOU HANG UP ALREADY?! GF: She's STILL on your fu king phone?! WELL NOW *SHE'S* DEALING WITH YOUR SHIT!

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millennial breakup - Text - Trevor S. Valle Follow @tattoosantnes GF: HE'S ALL YOURS BITCH, AND RIGHT NOW YOU'RE COVERED WITH THE BEST HE'S GOT! BF: FUCK YOU GF: Not anymore you won't! BF: (sobbing) (Moments later, a car door slams and the car takes off) So, if I heard correctly, the phone was still in video chat, in the toilet.

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millennial breakup - Text - Trevor S. Valle Follow @tattoosandbones A live feed of tumbling into a... possibly currently full... toilet, then all that muffled audio... then charfing into the same... That was a Kali-level, multi-handed karmic backhand. I was too stunned to react at first, but I'm laughing so hard right now, it's hard Swype.

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millennial breakup - Text - Trevor S. Valle Follow @tattoosandbones For those non-believers, here's the window across the way. Distance is less than 20ft. I'm guessing the small window is the bathroom I was watching How Ridiculous videos on YouTube, and around 330am his scream started it all I have no idea what happened after the car left

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