Tolkien Tuesday #20: Dank & Dumb 'Lord Of The Rings' Memes

Oh yeah baby, it's Tuesday again and we're back with another big ol' batch of dank and dumb Lord of the Rings memes. While we can't promise that they'll satisfy the most refined humor palates, they'll certainly please anyone who just wants to binge the series at least once a year, much to the chagrin of their loved ones.

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Sleeve - NORD RINGS SHIREPOSTING The hardware store employee My dad, chatting about the specs of some fucking nails for 20 mins 10yo me, trying to not seem bored

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Human - If 2020 was a food:

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Nose - after all, why not? why shouldn't i post cringe

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Illustration - Wish You Were Here When The Westfold Fell |芥 How many of these is he going to send me?

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Happy - Dwarves: *delved too greedily and too deep* Balrog of Morgoth: and I took that personally

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Human - What about depression? We already haveit. We've had one, yes. What about seasonal depression?

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Cartoon - Samwise in the shire Samwise in Cirith Ungol

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Finger - When that Ent who got caught on fire manages to put out the fire with the water from the Isengard dam

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Nose - This forest is old. Very old. Old as balls.

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Organism - 000 Gimli STOP THE COUNT! 3:12 AM Nov 6, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 115.3K Retweets 296.5K Quote Tweets 699.4K Likes

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Text - Josh Arnold 1 hr • O Hey Pennsylvania. It's Philly. Look to our coming at first light on the 5th day. At dawn. Look to the east. 32 4 Comments •1 Share Like ל Comment A Share

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Hairstyle - Oh fuck yeah Keep your secrets.

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Hair - ...The Ring must be destroyed. VANDALS! YOU CAN'T ERASE MORDOR'S HISTORY A RING IS A RÌNG WHY NOT DESTROY GANDALF'S STAFF TOO THEN? SARUMAN'S CHOICE NEEDS TO BE CONTEXTUALIZ

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Text - femmefaramir older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there's another hilarious thought: éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men's armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim. therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that: hobbit-hole there's a thundering sound in the distance as the ro

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People - Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want So tell me what you want, what you really, really want Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want So tell me what you want, what you really, really want I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig.. Memes you can hear: volume 2 in LOTRMemes by piratesteve86 ↑ 18 QO O 49m via Apollo

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Face - Shahak Shapira O @ShahakShapira I PHOTOSHOPPED SARUMAN INTO TRUMP'S ORB PICTURE AND IT'S NOT EVEN WEIRD

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Organism - Gwaihir the Windlord informs Gandalf that the Eagles will no longer save Middle Earth from destruction unless Rohan, Gondor, and the Shire start spending at least 2% of GDP on defense DANKLAND

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Forehead - Government: *Allows gatherings of up to ten people* Me: Nine companions...

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Comfort - When you finally convince her to try Lord of the Rings role-play in the bedroom ORDRARINGS HIREKOSTING

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Human - IS THIS IT? IS THIS ALL YOU CAN CONJURE, 2020 2021

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Facial hair - Where was Gondor when Westfold fell? Gondor was defending the passes of Anduin the Great at Cair Andros and Osgiliath and was in no possition to offer military aid to the west of Rohan Understandable, have a nice day.

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Facial hair - Literally No One: Literally No One Anwhere: Doorbell on the TV: *rings* My dog: To war!!!

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Facial hair - me sweeping prettycooltim rice on the floor You have no power here.

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Human - What memes have we got left? Coronavirus u/Ghoulish4t0m And look! More Coronavirus.

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Wrist - WE HATES HIM KIL BILBO @Zacksploitation

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Fictional character - Look to my coming, at the Tirst light on the fifth day. At Dawn, look to the east. Why do I have to look? rl probably be fighting for my life. Because it will be awesome and I'm not doing it if no one's going to watch.

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Hairstyle - A red sun rises. A gender has been revealed this night.

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Shirt - Isengard: *destroyed, flooded and occupied by walking trees* Merry and Pippin: GANDALFS.MEMES

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Human - You want a conspiracy theory, welL I will give you a conspiracy theory:

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Nose - Gandalf right before he unveils his white cloak in front of Grima Wormtounge CK I'm about to end this man's whole career

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Snout - Dwarves of Moria: *calmly mining their mithril* Balrog: Bonjour

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Forehead - Gandalf: We are NOT going through the mines. Frodo: We will go through the mines. *The Balrog*

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Text - jon drake @DrakeGatsby The Lord after David played a chord that pleased him Keep it secret. 6:57 AM · 9/5/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Human - How people look writing 7 with a line through it

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People - There is still hope Arwen.... Go to horny jail BONK

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Cheek - Frodo: Puts on the Ring Witchking: Well, well, well, if it ain't the Invisible Cunt

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Head - It's hella far, fam Yeet me. I cannot jump the distance! You'll have to Yeetme! Don't tell the squad, fam Kickass, fam. This finna be lit.

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Face - GRACKEDCOM Légolas! What do your Elf-eyes see? Where l'm from, we just call them "eyes." You see these ears? Everyone knows l'm an Elf. It's as if you're trying to remind some unseen audience that I'm an Elf and have slightly better vision. Stop that. Am I getting through to your Man-brain? Should I have Gimli explain it to you with his Dwarf-mouth?

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