People Discuss Things That Are Supposedly Sexy, But Aren't

Every day we are barraged with images of sex selling us commodities and ideas. Viral images and media tell us what is 'sexy,' but the real life manifestations of these supposed turn-ons are often just weird and awkward. Of course beach sex looks like the perfect fantasy when it's filmed at dusk with a shallow-focus lens on a miraculously empty, windless shore, but in reality, the logistical challenges of such an operation are enough to turn someone off. 

One redditor asked the internet to share examples of things that are supposed to turn us on, but are actually pretty un-sexy in reality, and the resulting thread is hilarious. Whether you find these responses relatable, inaccurate, or revelatory, they're sure to at least be entertaining. 

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Text - r/AskReddit u/AntimatterAardvark • 21h 26 2 28 3 16 S 21 8 15 NSFW What's supposedly sexy but really isn't? 34.1k 13.3k Share

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Text - herbal_healer • 18h 3 2 Awards Having sex in a bath. Water is not lube it actually becomes very dry.... Reply 26.8k ... aac209b75932f • 15h 3 3 Awards what if you filled the bath with lube? 3.2k ...

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Text - buyyouakebab• 14h 12 Awards Jealousy. All of those challenges on tiktok where people try to make their significant other jealous are stupid and seriously unhealthy. Reply 19.6k

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Text - MARKLAR5• 13h 3 1 Award Baby talk. I'm a father, talking to me like a baby just makes my desire disappear and I start becoming concerned about if you've eaten or slept or pooped recently Reply 3.0k

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Text - Barry_Poots • 13h 6 Awards "do NOT have sex in a fresh water lake that's been stewing at above room temperature all| summer. just dont". -a friend who's a gynecologist. Reply 1 7.4k ...

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Text - TeamShonuff 16h 8 4 Awards Chocolate syrup as a sexy sexy addition. Everyone reading this needs to know that *drying chocolate syrup turns into an adhesive.* Reply 11.6k

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Text - peach_riot · 21h 3 2 Awards Sex on the beach * Reply 13.8k

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Text - ToastAndASideOf Toast 17h 57 Awards Singles in your area. Reply 34.4k munted_jandal · 15h 8 5 Awards Or even Shingles in your areas. 1 6.1k

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Yellow - OLEDJesus• 19h O O 22 Awards According to my wife, doing the helicopter Reply 19.6k Before_coffee · 17h 8 3 Awards Nothing gets me going more than to see my husbands limp dipstick slap against legs while making that glorious sound 3.2k

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Text - Ich243 · 21h O 2 Awards Eating during sex Reply 12.1k

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Text - FourRosesVI| • 20h Screaming during sex. I'm married now, but when I was single and dating, there were a couple women I was with who would yell like sports fans in a stadium during an orgasm. Meanwhile, my ear was roughly 6 inches from their head. Not pleasant. Reply 9.5k ermghoti · 18h 3 Awards GOD DAMN IT THESE REFS ARE BEING PAID OFF 7.8k IS_THERE_ANY_CAKE • 17h S1 Award ARE YOU BLIND!?!? 3.6k ermghoti • 16h O 1 Award JUST COVER THE SPREAD I'M BEGGING YOU 2.4k Critical671 • 15h TOUCHDO

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Text - OliviaLights · 20h 3 1 Award Sex positions in porn! Reply 4.1k FuzzButtQuestion 20h Upside down? Are you serious! 1.7k Metalhotdonottouch • 14h 6 Awards With a woman? Unrealistic! 2.8k

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Text - dustcookie • 16h 3 4 Awards Being an asshole. Reply 4.3k Zokili7 • 14h 1 Award "Suck my dick bitch.. please? Sorry for calling you a bitch" 2.4k ...

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Text - soxyc • 14h 2 Awards Sex for hours. Guys are so proud. No no no that friction dried up the lube and bored me after 30 min Reply 6.3k goatsandsunflowers • 12h Exactly! Guys are embarrassed if they don't last long, but it's hot that I got them that worked up, and same, it gets painful and boring 2.9k dndascher • 12h My girlfriend always says the same thing! She gets very turned on when I don't last as long as I would like to. But she takes pride in the shortness of it all. She would rather

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Text - femsci-nerd · 16h 3 1 Award sex in water, a pool, bathtub, shower, you name it. Sex in water sucks. Reply 1 12.5k

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Text - FluffyDumpkins · 21h 3 1 Award My experience with handcuffs was rather lack- luster. Reply 1 3.7k DatShitCradolfHitler • 15h 28 Awards Hello this is the lockpicking lawyer, and today i have for you a curious situation. My wife seems to have handcuffed me to the bedposts in our room while she goes to "get herself ready." While handcuffs typically present little challenge in coming undone with anything from a screwdriver to a bobby pin, today I am going to use only what i can maneuver into

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Text - StrawberryinPizza • 15h 2 3 E 4 Awards People who rub nipples by trying to freaking tune a radio on them Be gentle to titties. Reply 10.6k JayJC719 · 13h S 8 11 Awards Bop it! Twist it! Pull it! 7.7k kellzone • 12h S 8 Awards Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a st...wait, wrong meme. 4.1k elveax • 12h Bop it, twist it, pull it, DESTROY IT ISILIDURRRRRRR 317 >

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Text - Kylo-The-Optimist · 13h O 1 Award Sex in a public bathroom. I can never imagine being horny enough to disregard how disgusting and germ-filled the environment is. Reply 1.5k

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Text - NaToSpasoRalph · 20h Smoking. Reply 2.5k ... Danvan90 • 15h S 5 Awards Use lube, you shouldn't be generating that much friction. 1 3.0k T

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Text - BeanieBabiey • 14h 3 Awards Lone-wolf type emotionally distant men. Sexy media trope! Not a sexy life partner tho Reply 1 4.8k ...

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Text - Cannibustible · 20h O 2 Awards Whats with chicks doing the cross eyed look lately. I'm so confused... Reply 2.3k anasilenna • 18h LOL do you mean the ahegao face?? It's a hentai thing, they're trying to imitate girls in hentai who supposedly make that face during orgasm 2.3k ...

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Yellow - chrpznr • 20h 10 Awards Ginormous dicks Reply 9.6k Odd_Thomas • 18h 61 Awards Oh thank god. 14.5k ...

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Text - LittlestSapphire · 14h 2 5 Awards I mean people are different and want different things, nothing bad about being average or small, nothing bad about being big. My ex had a big dick and it often was very painful because he didn't bring anything other to the table _than_ a big dick. In my experience, and I am experienced, men need to stop worrying about their dicks and start worrying about their partner's pleasure. 2.1k TastesKindofLikeSad • 11h Yes!! My first bf had a big dick and that's t

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Text - Rackbone · 20h 3 Awards this is going to sound weird but trying to be sexy is kind of unsexy. I dont mean like an earnest in the moment but kind of awkward attempt, thats adorable. I mean like a cringey come and get it weird some shit I saw in a movie type move. Its hard to explain. Reply 9.3k monkeyhind • 15h A friend of mine told me about going on a date with a woman and how it was going pretty well until they ended up having sex and she started doing all this cringey pursed-lips porn a

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Text - SmokeyXIII • 15h 3 8 2 Awards Leaving underwear the next morning. Some girl left me her underwear as a sexy reminder of our night together. Except, what the hell am I supposed to do with them? Wear them? Smell them? Hang them on the wall? Like what is the point here??? Anyways they went in the garbage. Reply 4.4k AntimatterAardvark • 15h Frame them and put them up as a trophy of your marvelous deeds, clearly. 2.8k ... superleipoman • 14h Save it for when you ask her father for her hand to

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Text - Gandrito • 12h As a virgin, I learned way too many things in this post, thanks. Reply 105

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