23 Questionable Life Hacks From Internet Geniuses

Tilesh Bo January 02, 2021

People on the internet seem to have the answer for everything. Influencers share exactly how much water you have to drink (with lemon, of course) to be healthy, parents share clever ways to manipulate children, and wannabe financial geniuses always seem to have hacks to help people game the system. And then there are these jokesters. While we can't argue that they're totally wrong, these little life hacks are an unholy combination of bad advice and good humor. And we're totally here for it. 

1.

Liquid - Need to increase your sodium intake? Buy a block of the metal from a chemical supplier and mix some into your water at every meal

2.

Text - M @Chad Lacey97 DANK Chad Lacey When a girl says "I'm cold" don't be an idiot and say "me too" Sam 4 Clark @SamClark_23 Instead say "well damn Jackie I can't control the weather"

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Text - Mayne @Tradermayne How I made it $150k trading. 1- took a small loan of $300k from my dad. 2 - put it into high risk shit coins 3- lost half, got scared, decided it was ime to cash out 4 - blocked my dads number 5 - net profit of $150k secured

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Text - cowboy hehe @tysonerickson_ Being vegan has been so fucking easy, I literally just stare at the sun and l'm full. Thanks photosynthesis 4:49 pm · 12 Jun 18

5.

Text - ... Home security reminder. A lot of people are going away for Christmas which makes their homes easy pickings for burglars. For security reasons I strongly recommend leaving one of your children behind to construct a series of elaborate booby traps and defend your interests.

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Human - Pro Tip: when ice fishing, bring an action figure of yourself to exaggerate your catch

7.

Text - WATSKY @gwatsky always work on two projects at once. that way you can procrastinate on project A by messing around on project B, and when you get tired of project B you can waste time by working on project A. you will be twice as productive while doing nothing but procrastinate

8.

Chin - Chris- For christmas, I got you of lottery tickets. 1 went ahead and Scratched' them off for pu. You won $2. Here is that $2. $25 worth Christmas! Merry Nicole RENBRVENOTE THE UNITED STATES OFAMEI D. 5 E E 758702 E 75870211 E O ONE E 734 5

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Finger - I just bought my co-worker a 'get better soon' card. They're not sick. I just think they could do better. a a a a a alamy alamy a alamy

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Joint - what to do when your car starts making noises that sound expensive 5.

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Text - when a guy tells me he owns a gun I'm like uh oh what's wrong with your dick 10:46 AM 20 Nov 18 Last time I tried to use my dick on a home intruder I got in way more trouble. The cops were pretty upset, the intruder needed counseling, and I'm on a list. Jus use a gun. 5h Haha Reply

12.

Finger - How to Speak a Foreign Language Step 1: Go to a foreign country Step 2: Speak your mother tongue

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Human - Xmas tip: Put your boyfriend at the side of your family in case you need to cut him out of the picture later

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Text - Life hack: if you have a girlfriend and hear a noise outside at night and too scared to go look just be like "I told this girl leave me alone" and she'll always get up and check for you

15.

Forehead - u can cut your electricity bill in half by getting one of these shit crazy

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Text - If someone gives you a gift that you don't like, just say "I'll treasure it forever" and then bury it in the woods like a pirate.

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Skin - Life hack: Save time by crying about two things at the same time

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Blue - WHEN doing Sudoku, just fill in any old numbers as you will find that nobody ever checks your answers. David Thomson, Glasgow

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Colorfulness - Pro-tip: Outta milk? Mayo and ice cold water makes milk in a pinch. Great for break fast cereal!

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Text - Forgotten your mask? Simple use one of the hundreds discarded in the street

21.

Technology - WINTER IS COMING, DON'T FORGET TO REVERSE YOUR BATTERY SO THE HEAT COMES ON. INSTEAD OF THE AIR CONDITIONING dan

22.

Text - Holy Cow @holycow_99 Steps to feel confident in your workplace: 1. Educate and upskill yourself. 2. Get a job which requires virtually no skill at all. 3. Look down on your peers for being unskilled af. 2:25 PM · Dec 18, 2020

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Green - copied from Wikipedia 11:12 pm To avoid plagarism, I deleted that section from Wikipedia 11:12m

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