A Boatload Of Memes For Banishing Boredom

It's Sunday and the first weekend of 2021 has slipped through our fingers. To celebrate the day of rest allow us to present you with some memes. Watching the world burn isn't very fun, especially if you've been doing it for six months. We'd rather bask in some humor while we still can.

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Text - Lettuce Pi @newLettuce [Hell] Demon: We will punish you for your gluttony! Me: Neato! l'm a glutton for punishment Demon: ... *quietly into walkie- talkie* could I get a supervisor over here

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Photo caption - Me: I hope we can have a normal 4th of July without talking about the election. My uncle at the 4th of July barbecue: SA thes office You must answer topical, political questions!

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Text - Zi Teng Wang @Zi_W Twenty years from now, kids listening to "Baby it's cold outside" are gonna find it really, really weird. We're gonna have to explain that it has to be understood in the context of its time. You see, it used to get cold outside.

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Text - Røb Fee 14 @robfee What were Chick Fil-A's other mascot ideas before landing on an illiterate cow begging for his life?

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Comics - IT'S THE HIGH ELVES! AND THEY'VE BROUGHT THEIR SACRED SWORD OF BLAZING...! WARN THE OTHERS! WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE SNACKS. SWORDS CDXX www.SWORDSCOMIC.COM

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Bird - nature is just so beautiful are you hitting on me? theycantalk.com

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Text - This is actually the only thing that makes sense at this point Chantal KC @NSLCpunk My conspiracy theory is that time travel IS real & someone keeps trying to fix 2020 by changing something but every time they do, they unwittingly make it worse. How else do you explain the sudden disappearance of murder hornets? They saved us from those but at what cost?!?! 17:07 24 Jun 20 Twitter for iPhone 5,757 Retweets 20.6K Likes

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King penguin - I AM YOUR GOD NOW

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Photo caption - DM: so what do you want to do in town? Party: Bard Fighter Warlock GRES Druid Random Lobster 720

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Text - WTFDAD @daddydoubts Son: daddy who sings this? Me: this is Michael Jackson. Son:I love Michael Jackson! Me: well the thing about Michael Jackson is, he would have looooved you too. Wife: okay that's enough.

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Product - Chair Chwater Chfire Chearth

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Text - my feelings are hurt @john_from_hr Girl: Rearrange my guts daddy Surgeon: Why isn't she under anesthesia Anesthesiologists: She's under sO much anesthesia

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Text - Gina @ginadivittorio I was young when my grandmother passed away but I can still vividly remember her sweet perfume, the warm accent she spoke with, her gentle smile, and the many times she told me that the Irish were fake Catholics which is why God uses the sun to hurt them

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Turtle - I WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD FOR THE BETTER? ANSWER ME, TURTLE

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Text - ROBOT-WASP ATTACKS ARE DOWN 12- PERCENT THINGS ARE LOOKING UP IN 2056 THE SQUID CLONED BEEF IS NOW HAS RETREATED ONLY PARTIALLY SENTIENT Erp poorlydrawnlines.com

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Text - the library haunter @SketchesbyBoze gender-neutral things to call your partner: old sport honey bun raccoon slut eldritch horror mad sea captain the abomination that causes desolation 6:25 PM · 23 Jun 19 · Twitter Web Client

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Text - charlesoberonn All l'm saying is there's 7.6 billions of us and only one God. We could take him out if we want to. charlesoberonn Too bad he's so high up, we couldn't possibly reach him. charlesoberonn Wait, I just had an idea. It's gonna take a lot of construction work, though. harbingerofsorrow Hey, we've already got it started in Florida, just come join me we're almost Λορεμ ιπσθμ δολορ σιτ αμετ , ηασει νιδισσε δισπθ τανδο coμπλεcτιτθρ, σιντ λαορεετ ιντερπρεταρισεαμ ιδ.

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Text - Stefan Heck @boring_as_heck [mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power lines] Me: is that good 5/30/15, 3:27 PM

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Text - just-shower-thoughts In the wizarding world, rappers would be the hardest to battle. Imagine how fast they could cast multiple spells. ourmissallison "There is only one man that Voldemort fears, Harry." Dumbledore seemed fearful himself, to even speak his name: "Busta Rhymes." 3,083 notes

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Product - Get you someone who looks at you the way this woman looks at the guy who killed a mountain lion with his bare hands last week. Girls for Gunslingers February 14 at 7:48 PM * Like Page 1 Comment O Like Comment Share Looks like his cougar problems are far from over. Like Reply 1m Write a comment.. GIF E

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Cartoon - A CHUBBY PENGUIN! POLICE HUNTING PEOPLE FOR SPORT?! НАНА THE PRESIDENT A KITTEN! HAHA ATE A BABY?! EXTRA FABULOUS COMICS Z45

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Font - Satan @s8n Stay away from me Alex Christofi Yesterday my colleague called me a 'book murderer' because I cut long books in half to make them more portable. Does anyone else do this? Is it just me? @alex_christofi · Jan 21 Show this thread In UJIULYJNTE Infinite Jest Middlesex JEFFREY EUGENIDES ster Forster JEFFREY EUS >

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Cartoon - Are you tired of being nice? Don't you just want to go ape shitt

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Text - MehGyver @TheAndrewNadeau CONTRACTOR: Okay but this would be an insane fire hazard. KEEBLER ELF: Oh, I'm sorry, did-did it sound like I was asking for your opinion? Just put the fucking oven in the tree.

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Text - Rocket Ralph - BLM (see pinne.. · 3h Do you realize that doxxing is a crime 1 2] 2 273 Nate @BarstoolSyria · 3h 用 Please show me the law 1 27 president stupidj moron @ba. · 3h v law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18. 27 1 O 177 1 Nate @BarstoolSyria · 3h I'm not reading that O 22 27 4

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Hair - Roe McDermott Follow @roemcdermott Because we all need it, here's what happens when a cat touches a plasma ball.

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Tin can - DIE MAD YOU SALTY BITCH YOUR SALTY TEARS DO NOT SUPPLY IODINE, A NECESSARY DIETARY INGREDIENT NET WT. 26 OZ. (1 LB., 10 OZ.) 737 g @HillaryzMyHmgri

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Text - andrew O @AndrewChamings me: *trying the ol' yawn/reach-around- the-shoulder trick* other guy at urinal: hey

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Cartoon - HEY, HEARD I THINK YOU DARYL BROKE HAVE THE UP WITH YOU. WRONG HUN. I, HOPE YOU'RE AM ATILLA... OK HUN. HE WHO CONQUERED .GAVE DARYL THE BEST DAMN THE BALKANS, WHO THEY YEARS OF HIS LIFE... CALL THE 'SCOURGE OF GOD,' WHO.. Carty

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Text - Tinker Elle @elle91 [3 AM] Me: Why are any of us here, really? Zoo security guard: I'm asking about you, specifically. 9/28/18, 12:31 PM

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Cartoon - -..So, You're telling me that you arrived in a chariot made of pumpkin and a bunch of mice made your dress? -..Yup.

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Text - Thread ch;)rl;)tte @Charpezz Millenials' Guide to Sex: 1. Consent 2. Foreplay 3. Explain that your antidepressants make it difficult to cum but promise them that you do still enjoy yourself 4. Sex 5:29 PM · 11/22/17 · Twitter for Android 370 Retweets 1,005 Likes

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Text - thaetre indiana jones more like fedora the explorer i-am-not-your-baby-unicorn Im deleting Source: jonathanlarson 340,259 notes

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Facial expression - Tall people: *Bump their head into low- hanging branches* Short people: [laughs microscopically)

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Text - Her: He's probably thinking about other girls Him: We call him Baby Yoda because we don't know Yoda's species. Did Yoda break the rules of the Jedi Order to conceive this child? And if he was clapping those green cheeks, where is Mama Yoda now? Did he flee to Dagobah to avoid child support? Will Baby Yoda speak like Yoda? Is that speech pattern species instinctive, or learned?

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Text - IS THIS THE SECRET KFC RECIPE? A Chicago Tribune reporter headed to Kentucky, and was flipping through a photo album with the Colonel's nephew when he saw a handwritten note that read "11 Spices – Mix With 2 Cups White Fl." Eleven herbs and spices. And the measurements for each. Cups waite FI. 2) 2 Ts Thgmo 3) % Ts Basi / 4)%7な Or1giwe 5)1 To Colory Salt )/ To Black peprer 2)/ 73 Dried Mustard )ダ Papaika 9り2な 6arlic Salt fo), Ts broewd Ginger 103 T white pepper Chicago Tribune

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Text - 6 easy exercises that anyone can do 1. Trying to get up from the couch. 2. Staggering home 3. Patiently standing drunk. in a queue. 6. Giving up. 4. Checking if your feet are still there. 5. Covering your ears to make the voices stop.

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Photo caption - JOKE FOR YOU, I HAVE. WHAT DID YODA SAY WHEN HE SAW HIMSELF IN 4K? I DON'T KNOW, WHAT? HDMI

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Comics - Sensei, we are ready! Excellent, but this time I want you to take your brother with you. Pfft... Fine, Picasso, let's go! Me is a Sure ninja! you are buddy.

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Yoda - When he won't let you put your ice cold feet under his nice warm body and now you're wondering if marriage is even worth it

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Yoda - Cat: I should walk between my human's legs while they are walking. *Gets stepped on accidentally* Cat: fb. com/Baby YodaVibes

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Shed - A GINGERBREAD MAN IS THE HOUSE MADE SITS INSIDE A OF FLESH? GINGERBREAD HOUSE 田 OR IS HE MADE HE SCREAMS OF HOUSE? FOR HE DOES NOT KNOW Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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Photo caption - Am I dying? We're all dying just at different speeds But what about me? You're like the Usain Bolt of dying, Imao

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Sky - Who are you? I'm Hello Hello who? Hello There. General Kenobi!

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Cat - Walk in a straight line next to human. Jump in human's path and stop for no reason.

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Text - Laura Marie @lmegordon Like, what happens if I slip and have a glass of wine or two during this 9- month sobriety challenge? Obstetrician: First of all, it's called "pregnancy." 8:40 PM 8/1/19 · Twitter for Android

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