You've probably seen the terms 'alpha' and 'beta' floating around the internet used to describe different male archetypes. Well, apparently there's a new level in the hierarchy of males called 'sigma'. If you're wondering what the hell that means, you're not alone. We're not really sure either. It has something to do with lone wolves who are kind of like alpha males but they also exist outside of the hierarchy somehow? Well good ol' Twitter caught wind of this pseudo-intellectual nonsense and went to town with the roasts. We've collected some of the most entertaining tweets dragging the supposed 'sigma male.'
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What the fuck is going on with men pic.twitter.com/3x1ZI20HCF
— Lily Simpson (@LilySimpson1312) January 25, 2021
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"they don't know i'm a sigma male" pic.twitter.com/OXVvK20afO
— John Halo (@JohnHaloCE) January 25, 2021
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what about the ligma male pic.twitter.com/3yKHIn8aEu
— opalmoonn (@opalmoonn) January 26, 2021
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All this because somebody misread a book from the 70’s about wolves peeing on each other
— Raul Pudd (@DanielMadison78) January 25, 2021
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— 👁👅👁 (@SwarmFeral) January 25, 2021
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The intellectual dark web has finally woken up to the fact that they are not alpha males, so they had to invent a new type of alpha male to pretend to be.
— DotCom Guy (@RaineSkunk) January 25, 2021
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— crab🍄 (@ffd1dc_77dd77) January 25, 2021
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Cishet weirdos: "They just keep making up new genders!"
— Kodama Mama (@CaseyExplosion) January 26, 2021
Also cishet weirdos: "As well as the typical alpha/beta dynamic, we've categorised the omega male, delta and gamma male, we believe we've identified a new type; the sigma male."
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Oh my God wait it's the hipster version of the alpha male. It's like an alpha male but it's really obscure and you probably haven't heard of it. It's like an alpha male but less constrained by the gym rules. He somehow gives less of a fuck. He is more authentic. He has a sword.
— DotCom Guy (@RaineSkunk) January 25, 2021
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the sigma male pic.twitter.com/GY9WSR1e9I
— Vince (@AerospaceCowboy) January 26, 2021
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I love how the “beta” example in this is a doctor who saves people’s lives and the alpha is just a guy in a plain green t-shirt also SIGMA MALE HAHAHA pic.twitter.com/sjd1BfIysR
— kurtis conner (@kurtisconner) January 26, 2021
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POV you’re a sigma male pic.twitter.com/bJ5KeDxNMc
— Aurelian (@AurelianYT) January 26, 2021
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The first result for ‘sigma male definition’ features porn ads. I can’t even make jokes about this. pic.twitter.com/BORoAGGraA
— Hazel #BlackLivesMatter (@HazelParody) January 25, 2021
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The Sigma Male idea is stupid, pseudoscientific and reveals the flexibility of the pick-up artist grift, telling clients that they're basically John Wick because they have commitment issues, but can also explain away their own failings to meet 'alpha' standards.1/? pic.twitter.com/j4cZKGTvK9
— Siddharth Venkataramakrishnan (@SVR13) January 26, 2021
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sigma male??? more like ligma male pic.twitter.com/7H030Vz1YL
— milena🦦BLM||ACAB (@ladybugd0ts) January 26, 2021
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Incels literally think that life and relationships are like a video game, don't they?
— Mauricio🌴⚙ (@syndieuzcat) January 25, 2021
With different classes and upgradeable skills and stuff, it's hilarious.
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"So theres this new type called the sigma male, its basically when you have qualities of an alpha but 0 interest in competing on the social ladder. I find myself somewhere on that..." pic.twitter.com/7RSdDivK1r
— Nimbo ➐ (@GamerPill) January 26, 2021
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are these dudes okay? pic.twitter.com/XK8xjJ6NrL
— Ranting Halo 2 is a Dumbass🦀 🏺 Egalitarian (@rantegalitarian) January 23, 2021
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“Dude I’m a sigma male unlike you betas” pic.twitter.com/kpzSX2MczI
— lucaslopez la magia (@LaLucaslopez) January 24, 2021
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