We've talked a lot about red flags recently, but sometimes when you're just seeing someone, you notice something small that you just can't get past. Could be the way they type. Maybe their hygienic habits. Or maybe something a lot simpler. Twitter user @inkedbyharms asked their followers to share their own dumb reasons for "dubbing" people, and shared their own: he ordered a small coffee. The rest of the reasons aren't quite as petty, but they're definitely entertaining.
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what’s the smallest reason u dubbed a man? i’ll go first, he ordered a small beverage 😂😂
— harms💉 (@inkedbyharms) January 26, 2021
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He used his military discount to get in the strip club. 😭
— K 🦂 (@PlentyBeauti) January 27, 2021
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She kept putting the toilet paper the wrong way 🥴🤷🏾♂️ pic.twitter.com/Ggy5lCpzug
— Bruv (@nebraska__) January 27, 2021
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I smoked for the first time around him & just realized he was ugly 😭😭
— Kel-C (@PeggingPeggy) January 27, 2021
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He ate his food one dish at a time. First the broccoli, then the potatoes, then the chicken. Weird
— Kelly (@AlterEgoKel) January 27, 2021
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Grown ass military man and he kept saying, “I gotta go teettee” when he went to the bathroom
— Chocolate🍫 (@CieraChanel_) January 27, 2021
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he laughed like a villain and threw his head back every time
— yosub wyd ⁷ (@yosub) January 27, 2021
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watched anime on da regular. Ran into him 10 years later asked him why he's still single & he said its cuz he watches anime 😂
— Ibtisam ⚜️ ⚜️ (@ibtisamaay) January 27, 2021
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on our first and only date we were sitting at the bar and he decided to start swiveling on the bar stool
— Ari (@Ariiiixxv) January 27, 2021
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Took the 🍆 with her son sleeping two feet away...
— NateCarter (@NateCarter3x) January 27, 2021
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He walked on his toes
— openly black (@bobeaubreaux) January 27, 2021
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He thought he legit had telekinesis, and then started tearing up when he tried to show me and it didn’t work
— WithaU (@witha_u) January 27, 2021
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We went to the movies. Leaving the theater, He said he was hungry. I said I was hungry too. Instead of him taking us some where to eat, he took us back to his place to watch Martin and kept complaining about being hungry.
— Cake by the # (@SlayedByYonce) January 27, 2021
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Going on 12am... I told him to take me home. He did. I poured me a bowl of cereal and called it a night 🙄. 30 mins later, he gone text me saying he got hisself some food and that he’s about to go home eat it.... like damn. He really didn’t wanna feed me 😭
— Cake by the # (@SlayedByYonce) January 27, 2021
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he was telling me abt a centipede he found in his apartment and said that the way him and his roomates killed it was by pinning it to a piece of wood with thumbtacks. and then they kept it like that for like a week after.
— MKB (@ruakrahem) January 27, 2021
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Out the corner of my eye, I seen him step on a big ass water bug and slide it under his bed with his foot.
— Cake by the # (@SlayedByYonce) January 27, 2021
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His lazy eye would roll around faster the more he drank and it got distracting. Didn’t know where to look and how to control my face😖
— Bre (@unbrelieveable) January 27, 2021
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This grown ass man 35 years old asked the waiter what type of fish is a filet mignon. I was immediately turned off!!
— Nessa Da Forgiva (@DarkestBelle) January 27, 2021
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His bed was two air mattresses stacked on top of each other. But half of his room and entire closet was full of j’s two of each pair. One to wear one to collect. Priorities fucked up.
— leesie☺️ (@leesie_bby) January 27, 2021
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He ate with all of his fingers.
— The Consigliere (@MyNameIsJamma) January 27, 2021
Like all 5 fingers holding a chicken wing.
Pinkie helping and all.
I couldn't.
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