33 Wannabe Hackers Who Aren't Fooling Anyone

Tilesh Bo February 28, 2021

r/masterhacker is a treasure trove of cringey and hilarious examples of wannabe hackers trying their best to intimidate people online with empty threats, seeking advice that betrays their naivety, and straight up asking people for their IP addresses so they can hack them. We've got a bunch of amusing screenshots and memes about the sort of person who whispers 'I'm in' to themselves after using a Windows command prompt to identify an IP address. Be sure to check out r/masterhacker for more of this content.

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Text - -Don't mess with me. My BF is a Programmer, he'll hack your world into oblivion -BF : www.google.com/search?ei%-D02F5X4VA Google how to declare variable in HTML ALL VIDEOS IMAGES NEWS MAPS

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Text - o chrome://dino just hacked my phone so i could play the dino game without turning off my internet 00031

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Text - Kali Linex وننت کا کمون ای ور نخلس و www.BestUrduStuff.com You and Kali Linex aren't connected on Facebook Investor at Forex Trading Millionaire 11:54 helo i am softwar engneer Sent from web DELETE АССЕРТ

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Face - me after guessing the password of my own email

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Text - Virus Alert ! Hi, I am an Albanian virus but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to harm your computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your important files yourself and then forward me to other users. Many thanks for your cooperation! Best regards, Albanian virus Yes No Cancel

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Text - Are you a Hacker? I have idea for u, Hack a bank account and give me 50% We both get profit How is idea? Hi Hi Don't use my idea. Hey

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Text - The IP you sent was fake. Beérkező levelek címzett: én The IP you sent us was reverse- backtracked and we found out it's the chicago police's website's IP. We had enough of your fucking bullshit. We are unpacking a ZIP bomb remotely on your phone, and PC. The moment it unpacks, your CPU will fry. Then, we will run eliterusher virus on your network and fuck all of your electronics up. Prepare for the storm, f I saw your post.. Beérkező levelek P címzett: én v I saw your post on r/masterhac

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Text - My grandma after I change the TV source to HDMI: He could hack the CIA!

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Text - Today at 8:13 PM what languages do you know? Today at 8:14 PM NELY HA Spanish a little Today at 8:14 PM im talking about coding languages Today at 8:14 PM Oh NELY HA Binary

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Text - somali pirate Today at 7:15 PM guys my dad is the founder of anonymous vegana Today at 7:16 PM now they arent anonymous anymore

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Font - KIDS HAVE CRUSHES MEN HAVE GIRLFRIENDS OHAVE YOUR IP ADDRESS

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Text - Posted by Is there a software like a number bot generator that automatically generates 1-999999 numbers? 1 Vote 7 Share BEST COMMENTS 44m You can find random number generators online. You could also do this in less than 5 lines of Python. Reply 1 1 + Can it bypass Facebook code login? 1 1 + • 42m Yikes, it's one of those questions. Nevermind.

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Text - #truth I'm sure not all my FB friends will understand... but it's funny. Hey What's your address? 7:05 PM I 173.168.15.10 7:05 PM No man. Your local address. 7:05 PM / 127.0.0.1 7:06 PM Oh you geeky nerd!!! I mean your physical address. 11:46 PM I 29:01:38:62:31:58 11:47 PM

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Text - 43 CPU 31% 55 GPU 92% 72 Network: 7.9KB/e 6.SKB/a A YOU: LOLOLOL YOU: TRASHHHHH YOU: gg tho AGOSTINO I: 67.865.65.43 this you? YOU: LMAOOO lama 264 left the match mart1boys left the match Agostino Î" left the match ROC LOL he lost in rocket league and thinks that's my IP Firstly 865 isn't even a valid option

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Text - Some girl in my class asked me if I could hack instagrams , later she send me this saying some guy already did it for her. <div class="topNavTop"> <pwelcone to Chilli restaurant</p> <div classe"topNavRight"> <ing src="assets/top-nav/icon-phone.png"> co416-455-3221</p <ing srca"assets/top-nav/icon-enail.png"> cinfooconpany.con</p <ing src"assets/top-nav/icon-nagnitying-glass.png" </div </div> <div class"topNavBotton"> <ing srce"assets/chilli-togo.png"> <ớiv class="topNavRightBotton"> a hre

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Cool - 12 year olds after using a hacker simulator they found on a google search: SHS

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Text - Jokes16732 Today at 10:42 AM drop ip Amateurz Today at 10:43 AM drop my ip? Jokes16732 Today at 10:43 AM yea Amateurz Today at 10:43 AM but aren't you guys suppose to get that? Jokes16732 Today at 10:43 AM fine drop ur city first and last name Amateurz Today at 10:43 AM and why that? Jokes16732 Today at 10:43 AM so i can get ur ip

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Text - October 11 at 4:22 AM · 8 If you know what does this %3D means-> "sudo" You're a real hacker. Hehe

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Text - A scammer who poses as a "hacker for hire" I pay my skills before becoming professional sol don't business for free okay ACHED R28gZnVjayB5b3Vyc2VsZg== What is this FACHED Base64 for "go fuck yourself", but if you knew ANYTHING about code you would have recognized it Seen

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Text - jay at 10:38 AM Ur ip is a building Not a router Dumbass day at 10:38 AM Bruh ay at 10:38 AM Learn some shit Today at 10:39 AM IP stands for Internet Protocol quuay at 10:39 AM Ip is a building Yeah And its a building where ur ip address is

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Text - People : omg the darkweb is filled with criminals!!! The Darkweb: [11:00] lariviera: can u rate my business on google business page? [11:00] Kira: bruh

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Text - LiveOverflow @LiveOverflow O-day zoom hacks dropped in YT chat Kozova1 my brother renamed himself to "Zoom" in a zoom call with his teacher and requested access to the teacher's computer. The teacher saw "Zoom is requesting access to your computer" and clicked Allow 12:55 PM · 7/31/20 · Twitter Web App 117 Retweets and comments 362 Likes

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Text - dude wtf. you had NO way of knowing where i was the entire game at all times. you aimed at the tank closest to you too fast. you where so fucking hacking let me check you'r IP real quick yeah, that's what i thought. scripts. seven sins script as well looks like welp. i ave proof and you are reported good day. what the actual fuck did I just read Send

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Text - Good to see you, Monstercat Official. Today at 10:30 PM Monstercat Official Today at 10:30 PM hi im ethical hacker can i have permission to hack this server heloooo

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Face - 16 mins - We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not Forget. Expect Us. DESTIN Like Comment Share But you're not anonymous because you are identifying yourself, dummy 6 mins - Like it's the name of a hacktivist group 2 mins Like I know who anonymous is. And the whole point is to remain anonymous. They don't go telling everyone who they are. That's how they avoid getting caught. Just now Like

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Text - all T-Mobile ? 8:51 AM 1 0 74% (i Active now 8:48 AM you're a hacker right?? no, im a web developer i make websites please teach me how to hack ill give u my xbox one with gta v i dont know how to hack i already told you, i make websites then learn how to hack its not jard hard then why dont you learn on your own if it's not hard? because that would cost money Tap and hold to react bruh- Message... +.

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Text - destiny creates Today at 12:24 AM You've no idea who your talking to nor what I'm capable of my guy. Mosey your little ass to your shitty csgo cheat and your toxic community And don't you dare come up in my dms disrespecting me, or threatening me with hacking Cause believe me kid, you don't want to start trying to hack me That's vour warning Attempt, and l'll remotely overclock your cpu (edited)

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Text - Your Slave TODAY МЕ Lol what? YOUR SLAVE Wanna be hacked ME |And why would anyone want that? YOUR SLAVE Then obey ME Just so we're clear, then... You're telling me to obey you or you're going to hack my account? YOUR SLAVE | Not just your account ME |Oh? What else? YOUR SLAVE Address, family records, passwords, etc МЕ Oh. What do you want from me? YOUR SLAVE Show daddy your face YOUR SLAVE | ??? YOUR SLAVE ? gonna regret it if you do I would advise not blocking You're МЕ Lol fuck off

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Text - AnOnH4X420 Today at 8:05 AM So you still haven't responded to my message GIVE ME YOUR PASSWORD. I'm gonna hack you if you don't You have one minute or I release your IP to the world That's it bitch Your IP is 127.0.0.1. Hacked haha Hey retard. I bet you don't even know what the hacker programming language is. Only members in anonymous can use it. I'm the leader of Anonymous btw so you should be scared of me AnOnH4X420 Today at 8:11 AM {hack} {hack} manifest: DDOS [machine response: you ha

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Font - FULL FORM OF HECKER H- HIDE IP A - AIM VICTIM C - CRECK ENCRYPT K - KILL FIREWALL E - ENTER INTO DATABASE R- RETURN ANONYMOUS

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Text - Manual virus.txt From Newfoundland hackers DEAR RECEIVER, You have just received an Newfoundland virus. Since we are not very technologically advanced in Newfoundland, this is a manual virus. Please delete all the files on your hard disk yourself and send this mail to everyone you know. Thank you very much for co1laboration. Writina Cool C

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Cat - *hacker voice* I'm in

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