45 History Memes For Intellectual Scrollers

Isn't it weird to think that maybe one day our experiences wil be retold in meme form? 2020 has already inspired a zillion memes, but these trials are going to be in history books. Hell, there's probably going to be an entire chapter on coronavirus alone. While we struggle to keep our heads high as obstacles are flung at us, it's nice to look back and remember that the past sucked too. That's where these history memes come in. While we don't take pleasure in the pains of our predecessors, it's nice to feel a bit of solidartity.

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Dress - Diogenes Plato Aristotle Pythagoras Socrates

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Cartoon - The Oracle at Delphi *says a bunch of ambiguous shit* Everyone else: He is speaking the language of gods.

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Fictional character - The Gordian Knot *chilling* Alexander the Great:

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Forehead - Mongolian archers when they miss a shot from 500 metres away while riding full-pelt on horseback be like: What are you doing Steppe Bow made with mematic

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World - Alexander the Great: Dies His generals: Sea ITALY Alex 20 Kschate SMaracamls Romo Himalaya Canea U.S 328 Ale Onthe OH NO! etre 1 OANDHARA tunaeluy Granicis Cordion EC Nicaea Katado DACTRI A eandria flucephala 120 Ales on the Hyphasl ARMENIA Epheun Helicamaon Side SZatracarta ollecatimpy los CAP OH NO Araedria In Arla /220 SPAKTA Medit TT AR MEDIA 230 Aexatylria I ATAcholi Aeandria on the Induy (350 Pophtasia etana CRED OH NOI CYPRUS Habyk Susa 326 NDIA BABYLONIA Pattalo Rhambacla ION HO

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Cartoon - Etruscans Romans Greeks What the hell is this?

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Chin - Do you have any history of mental illness in your family? I have an uncle who thinks that Julius Caesar was a tyrant.

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Text - MehGyver @TheAndrewNadeau time traveler: i love your volcano pompeiian: our what? time traveler: your mountain, your normal mountain 4:55 AM · 9/16/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Face - You're a soldier and about to engage the enemy army Panik They are Italians Kalm It's 202 BC Panik Your army is lead by Hannibal himself Kalm The Numidians switched sides Panik

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Adaptation - Cleopatra lived closer in time to the building of the first Pizza Hut than to the building of the pyramids 2550 B:C. to 2490 B.C. 69 B.C. to 30 B.C. 1958 O@fanmaps The woolly mammoth still roamed the earth while the pyramids were being built 1650 B.C.

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Bodybuilding - being assassinated by a Cassius Caligula Julius Caesar

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Product - When you hear that only 1% of ancient literature has survived: When you hear that 99% of Ancient Egypt remains undiscovered:

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Photo caption - The Roman Republic I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life. @parks.n.rec Major Roman Authors I know this, and I love you.

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Text - San Marino when another country claims to be the successor to Rome: Do not cite the deep magic to me Witch. LIBERTAS I was there when it was written.

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Text - Every religion's basic teachings: treat other people with love and respect Their followers after a few hundred years: peace was never an option

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Text - When you're the first Emperor of China and you die of mercury poisoning from the pills meant to give you eternal life You know, I'm something of a scientist myself

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Cat - "l'd like you to paint me a cat." "A what?" "A cat. You do know what a cat is, right?" "Uh, yeah. Of course."

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Text - Patron: So one of the horses will be drawn from the side and the other will be from the front. Medieval artist: From the.. front? Patron: Right. You know how to draw horses from the front, right? Artist: Y-yeah, totally.

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Cartoon - Noooo! You cannot marry your first cousin, it will lead to homozygosity, which can increase the chances of your offspring being affected by deleterious or recessive traits haha long jaw go brrrr

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Comics - THERE ARE MERCHANTS! OPEN THE GATE! THEY ARE EUROPEAN CLOSE THE GATE! THEY ARE PORTUGUESE OPEN THE GATE A LITTLE! imgflip.com w SE COM

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Cartoon - Hey kid, I guillotined my entire ruling class. What are you in for? I lynched my Prime minister and his brother in the streets, removed their organs to sell as souvenirs, and strung them up. Then I made a painting of it and hung it in the houses of parliament as a warning. DUDE NTF WTE

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Facial expression - Britain Britain 13 13 Colonies Colonies This girl is great. This girl is great. 13 Colonies hydebeal 13 Colonies That girl is a bitch.

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Text - CAN YOU SAY MAMA'? French peasants CAN vive la révolution YOU SAY "OWL'? MAYBE THAT'S TOO DIFFICU

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Facial expression - Beethoven: *dedicates his Third Symphony to Napoleon because he admired his anti-monarchial ideals* Napoleon: *Crowns himself Emperor* Beethoven: You weren't supposed to do that

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Photo caption - A fragmented Germany Otto von Bismarck

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Bird - CAN YOU SAY 'MAMA'? Vive le CAN YOU SAY "OWL'? Québec Libre SHIT, MAYBE THAT'S TOO DIFFICU FALSEKNEES.cOM O2019

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Personal protective equipment - German soldiers Oh, I... I thought you were dead. russian soldiers My death was.. greatly exaggerated.

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Dog - Germany using mustard gas USA USA using shotguns Germany

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Child - Spanish Flu People in 1918

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Cartoon - 1918 Germans This is the worst day of my life. 1918 Germans Great Depression The worst day of your life...so far.

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Fictional character - Mussolini the socialist party the fascist party

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Cartoon - Germany: we defeated your biggest ally France, conquer almost all of europe and now we will bomb your entire country for almost a year Britain: COORS WIERD AMPALA BASEBAL SICES COORS FIELD I didn't hear no bell

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Internet meme - Joseph Stalin when talking about his political opponents Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.

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Facial expression - Hitler stalin Molotov-RibbentrOp Pact Operation Barbarossa D

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Cartoon - D.B. Cooper after getting his $200,000 and 4 parachutes Adiós

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Font - The history of France U. How people remember it

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Cartoon - Have air raid shelters and using blackouts to avoid allied bombing Leave the lights on and pretending you are part of Switzerland to avoid allied bombing

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Text - Alan Turing: Hey I just decoded these nazi messages Britain: @leodamemes I dunno man, seems kinda gay to me

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Photo caption - "Hey, Drake?" "Yeah Josh?" "Where's the Aral Sea?"

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Photo caption - British & American politicians after toppling Persian prime minister Mohammed Mossadegh in 1953 to protect their imperialist trade influence and therefore plunging the Middle East into eternal chaos deriviny among Men, For That wle the Righ Teeple t ayir the Wi U Su I was a business man... doing business.

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Animated cartoon - Soviet Union applying to join NATO

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Cat - Kids Neil Armstrong becoming their role model Yuri Gargarin Yuri Gargarin

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Transport - In the early 90s, Pepsi owned 17 submarines, a cruiser, a frigate, and a destroyer, all because of a deal with the Soviet Union in which they exchanged soda for military equipment. Yo Coca Cola, where you at?!

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Organism - Having 4.5 to 5.5 times as many casualties as Finland, but winning the Soviet Union war. Losing almost your entire air force and the Sinai Peninsula to Israel, which Egypt doubled its size. Losing to Vietnamese rice farmers with little to no military training. United States Surrendering in 38 minutes to Britain. Zanzibar Forgetting you're at war with the Isles of Scilly, and being at war with them for 335 years The Netherlands

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