Florida Man Headlines That Provide Way More 'WTF' Than You Need In A Day

Tilesh Bo August 21, 2020

We've asked this before and we're gonna ask it again: what the actual f*ck is in Florida's water supply? Like, is it some sort of radioactive sh*t? Florida Man might as well be the name of a superhero at this point - a superhero that does absolutely nothing useful but entertain us.

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Headline - "Florida Man Accused of Attacking Girlfriend With Banana"

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Headline - "Deputies: Florida man high on flakka tries to break into jail 'to visit friends'"

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Headline - "Florida man climbs atop playground equipment at Clearwater park, tells kids where babies come from"

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Headline - "Florida opossum breaks into liquor store, gets drunk on bourbon"

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Headline - "Game over. No Florida story will ever top this one; Miami lawyer's pants erupt in flames during arson trial in court"

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Text - Florida Man Follow @_FloridaMan Florida Man Arrested For Calling 911 After His Cat Was Denied Entry Into Strip Club | bit.ly/XzoYn5 Reply Retweet Favorite More

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Face - FLORIDA MAN DIALS 911 AND DEMANDS A RIDE HOME 'TO CHANGE HIS UNDERWEAR' MORON/ O May 23, 2015

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Face - Florida Man On Drugs Kills Imaginary Friend & Turns Himself In

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Headline - "Report: Man strips naked after claiming to be a monkey outside 7-Eleven"

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Text - WTF Florida Drunk Florida Man Tries to Use Taco as ID After His Car Catches Fire at Taco Bell By Kyle Munzenrieder Mon, Oct. 10 2011 at 11:01 AM Categories: WTF Florida 27 Comments A Like Share 24k Tweet 1,701 8-1 Pocket 11 375 187 Tacos are not recognized as legal forms of identification in the state of Florida [insert bad joke about immigration laws here]. Matthew Falkner found out the hard way after he passed out drunk in the drive-thru of a Jensen Beach Taco Bell and his car caught fi

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Hair - FLORIDA MAN MASTURBATING IN WALMART PARKING LOT GRABBED OFFICER'S BEHIND DURING ARREST: 'LET ME JUST FEEL IT By Jason Murdock On 7/19/19 at 4:02 AM EDT

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Text - Florida Man Hits Boyfriend With Plate For Listening To Too Much Alanis Morissette Tweet42Recommend Send 15 Comments (11) PrintEmail If music by the food of love, one Florida couple is going to have to eat off the floor: Jacksonville resident Allen Blair Casey got so irritated that his boyfriend was playing Alanis Morissette nonstop, that he hit him upside the face with a plate. That's all the motherer listens to!" claimed Casey, 24, as police carted him away and charged him with domestic

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Face - Florida man calls 911 over missing beer so many times he gets arrested Carlos Bueno Mir first claims that his wife threw out his brew then he claims a strange woman stole a few. Either way, cops told him the situation wasn't as dire as he thought. AAA BY DAVD HARONG / NEW YORK DALY NEWS Wednesday, June 4, 2014, 8:18 AM SHARE THIS URL COPY nydn.us/tov1Fs6 How is that not an emergency? A Florida man has been arrested for repeatedly making false 911 calls complaining that his wife had "throw

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Text - WTF Florida Florida Man Robs Gas Station, Leaves Job Application With Identifying Information Behind By Kyle Munzenrieder Wed, Jul. 10 2013 at 12:37 PM 14 Comments Categories: WTF Florida ALike 302Send Submit Pocket Tweet 10 2 The number one rule of a robbery is never leave anything behind that could identify you, yet Florida thieves lately are having a hard time following that simple guideline Anthony Thomas is accused of stealing from a gas station in Ocala. How did cops find him? Oh, h

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Hair - 70-year-old admits robbing bank, says jail is better than staying with his wife Miami Herald 7 hours ago

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Headline - "Florida Man Tries to Pawn Stolen Jewelry at Store Managed By Woman Whose Home He Just Robbed"

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