Advice Thread On How To Deal With Solidified Human Ashes Is Comedy Gold

The process of scattering a loved ones ashes is generally pretty sacred and emotional. Today, we've learned that's not always the case. A desperate (and desperately amused) individual took to Facebook to beg for advice on how to dispose of her father's ashes after her mother informed her that his remains had completely solidified into a brick of human ash. After OP's mother had to take a CHISEL to said brick, they decided to avoid their unusual plight by asking the internet for advice. The commenters delivered something, but a whole lot more comedy than wisdom. And we're honestly more than okay with that. 

For more hilarious ash-scattering situations, check out this piece.

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Text - T HAVE SOMETHING WEIRDLY SPECIFICI NEED HELP WITH: You guys I'm freakin SCREAMING my mum has just told me the funniest thing. So my dad passed away in 2011 a month after my 18th birthday right? We had him cremated. Now I live in Australia but both my parents are from New Zealand. My dads parents have since both passed and for both their funerals mum took over some of his ashes to be buried with them. Recently, she also gave me some as l'd finally found the perfect thing to keep them in. S

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Text - some of the ashes out, the air has gotten into it and the ashes have basically solidified into a big square brick. When she was putting some of his ashes into my jar for me she had to CHISEL AT HIS ASHES to get enough to put in the jar for me. I can't stop laughing. Does anyone know how to break the ashes back up that doesn't involve a chisel or putting it in a pillowcase and driving over it with a car (my mums other suggestion I can't)??? We were meant to scatter them into the ocean and

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Text - Roast at 140C until dry. Crumble and combine with maltose for a light fluffy texture. 1h Like Reply It's 2018 You gotta try to mix him with slime just to see what happens 10 1h Like Reply

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Text - Mix with food coloring, water. and flour for easy diy play- dough that's fun for the whole family 12 1h Like Reply

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Text - Should take the process a step further and make him into a giant ass crystal to throw in the ocean, titanic style 18 6h Like Reply

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Text - Sounds like an organic bath bomb 5h Like Reply SD 27 I'm telling God 00 16 5h Like Reply One last bath with daddy 10 5h Like Reply STOPPPPPP 38m Like Reply

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Text - Althougth imaginıng your mom making a last therapy by rolling over him in a car, or her chiseling him away is quite funny!*edit: was laughing so hard i couldnt type!* i11 5h Like Reply AND THIS IS FOR THE TIME YOU SAID THOSE PANTS MADE ME LOOK FAT *thwack!* AND WHEN YOU FORGOT OUR ANNIVERSARY *thwack!* 5h Like Reply

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Text - I think if you put them in the oven it'll dry them out enough that they'll crumble again... 1 45m Like Reply "Shit what's cooking" "my dad" 30m Like Reply

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Text - Have you tried taking him to Starbucks and asking them to make him into an espresso? 7h Like Reply

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Text - OH MY GOD CHIP A PIECE OFF AND KEEP IT A CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCK 68 8h Like Reply Oh fuck that's a good one 7h Like Reply 2 Dad would be proud for sure 3 7h Like Reply 10/10 dad joke 4 7h Like Deply

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Text - I will YEET this man into the sun 26 8h Like Reply With Love 0011 8h Like Reply

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Cartoon - Fapitalism GIPHY 油 14 8h Like Reply

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Text - Easy Bake Oven 1 5h Like Reply

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Text - You need to find the best stone skipper you know. See how many bounces you can get as your dad is slung into the ocean. 8h Like Reply 33 I wonder if there's a Guinness World Record for that... 8h Like Reply NOT YEET THERES NOT Like Reply SO 22 8h

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Text - Fill a sock with rice, put rice sock into dad box 8h Like Reply O 10

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Text - Smoothie time. O 8h Like Reply Dear god I just checked and my father in law is also a brick. My husband and I just started laughing uncontrollably. This is amazing hahahahha 8h Like Reply Y'all my great grandpa is also a brick 11 8h Like Reply Oh God now I have to go see if my cat is a brick 3h Like Reply

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Text - Like for brown sugar don't u just put a piece of bread in there with it 8h Like Reply b 30 Here dad. Have some toast for the afterlife 8h Like Reply 39

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Text - Use a cheese grater and grate some off the brick every time you need some more dad 91 8h Like Reply omg 1 8h Like Reply CHOW TENOR 8h Like Reply

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Text - The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away 17 7h Like Reply

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Text - Can you load it into some kind of potato canon and shoot it into the water? 65 8h Like Reply

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Text - "my mum has just told me the funniest thing. So my dad passed away in 2011 a month after my" Okay, that was a weird start 8h Like Reply E 76

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Text - Sorry for your loss but I laughed at the thought of people sobbing at an ash scattering ceremony and after some nice words you just hulk his fucking ash brick into the ocean with a loud splash 136 8h Like Reply "He was a great man" 0 28 8h Like Reply I GIF

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Font - 13 8h Like Reply *KER- SPLOOSH* 8h Like Reply

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Text - i've never dealt with ashes but imagine it's a lot like breaking up good cocaine 7 7h Like Reply She should not snort her father b 11 7h Like Reply Previously Unsaid Sentences in Human History 7h Like Reply

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Text - "dad. You gotta loosen up a bit." 39 7h Like Reply Brb seeing if my grandma solidified yet I 16 7h Like Reply UPDATE she's a brick too. Now I have to yeet a whole brick in the middle of a park. No ocean splash just a clunk. 7h Like Reply

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Text - Collect other dad bricks and make a house? 2h Like Reply 34

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